🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[sufferhorse]

as soon as i posted that, he not only faked that dono but also 4 magic new viewers appeared in his chat with more than suspicious bot like comments.

Ive been thinkin that he is using some kind of random chatter generator or something.

 

[HackerX]

as soon as i posted that, he not only faked that dono but also 4 magic new viewers appeared in his chat with more than suspicious bot like comments.

Ive been thinkin that he is using some kind of random chatter generator or something.

My guess is it's Adolwulf. Ralph is too much of a retard and the new "chatters" popped in at the same time as the furry.

 

[Blue Gunty]

3 hours in. 224 mostly bot viewers and a whopping $26. Ralph, this is a sign you need to plan another relapse. The status quo is not sustainable. Also, stop holding your cigarette like a fag. You're supposed to be the Ralphamale FFS.
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jdenksrespecter came in at the last hour to bump him up right near the goal. Suffah gaylogs.


edit: late and gay

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

today's numbers:

Rumble view count: 205

Unique chatters: 6

HMoonekorH
0nTheJ0hn
KingOfAllYetis
Todfoxx
RockyMcCobb
YentaGoy

I had to rewind almost 2 hours to count that amount of unique chatters, btw.

So #1 killstream patron jdanksretardo doesn't even engage with the chat throughout his favorite news program? He just swoops in at the last second to make big donations to save the goal? What a guy!

 

[Beavis]

If Ralph was really hitting the goal every show he’d be living in a much nicer place in Mexico or a low cost area in the US.

 

[HackerX]

So #1 killstream patron jdanksretardo doesn't even engage with the chat throughout his favorite news program? He just swoops in at the last second to make big donations to save the goal? What a guy!

It does give a reason to click on his stream though to look for the moment this mysterious donor helps Ralph reach da goal. The more you look at it, the more obvious it is that it's fake. If it were real, Ralph would be slobbing the guy's knob like he's found his 5th daddeh.

If Ralph was really hitting the goal every show he’d be living in a much nicer place in Mexico or a low cost area in the US.

Rly makes u think.

Something interesting with how Ralph ended the show. He was talking about how his resident status means he's not supposed to have a job in Mexico or some shit. I honestly don't know if I could contain myself if Ralph owes Mexican back-taxes.

 

[lester]

If Ralph was really hitting the goal every show he’d be living in a much nicer place in Mexico or a low cost area in the US.

Mexico is literally killing this dude. Lost the Horse and Cozy Rozy because she hated it, trashed the truck not knowing how to drive down there, dog dead because of the mexican vaccinations, cat sick and he ain't looking so good either.

I don't care if gunt is drinking the water or not, everything he eats is grown in that sewer water and prepared likewise and him thinking his tortas alla trichinosis is the way to go...I don't know, could be trouble

 

[Rage Pig]

today's numbers:

Rumble view count: 205

Unique chatters: 6

HMoonekorH
0nTheJ0hn
KingOfAllYetis
Todfoxx
RockyMcCobb
YentaGoy

I had to rewind almost 2 hours to count that amount of unique chatters, btw.

Asamaddaoffactifyouwannaknowthetruthabouit it would have been 7 if skaithey had been able to connect to wifi from his dumpster behind Walmart.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Literal homeless bums huddled by a dumpster watching Ralph do nothing on the Killstream. Beautiful.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Something interesting with how Ralph ended the show. He was talking about how his resident status means he's not supposed to have a job in Mexico or some shit. I honestly don't know if I could contain myself if Ralph owes Mexican back-taxes.

I don’t think he’d be able to get a job. For all their flight into America, Mexicans absolutely have hated the irony of Americans coming to Mexico to do remote jobs which have been driving up housing prices. Not to mention Ralph still cannot speak Spanish all while having zero job history. Locals won’t take too kindly to that kind of gringo taking their jerbs

 

[sufferhorse]

Something interesting with how Ralph ended the show. He was talking about how his resident status means he's not supposed to have a job in Mexico or some shit. I honestly don't know if I could contain myself if Ralph owes Mexican back-taxes.

He said that he is not supposed to have a job on his current citizenship situation. So he eithers starts paying taxes, or changes his visa status. Wich would mean thousands of dollars and probably months and months of dealing with beaurocracy.

TLDR: ralph will be paying mexican taxes at the start of next fiscal year, unless he wants to get deported.

 

[HackerX]

I don’t think he’d be able to get a job. For all their flight into America, Mexicans absolutely have hated the irony of Americans coming to Mexico to do remote jobs which have been driving up housing prices. Not to mention Ralph still cannot speak Spanish all while having zero job history. Locals won’t take too kindly to that kind of gringo taking their jerbs

That's what I'm trying to get at. If his residence is in Mexico and he's doing the KEELSTREAM in Mexico, how does the Mexican government interpret that? Not that I think the Mexican government cares enough to look into a dude making $500 a week on YouTube, nor that the Ralphamale's business paperwork is on the up and up, but it'd be silly if the Mexican IRS starts knocking on Ralph's shed.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

That's what I'm trying to get at. If his residence is in Mexico and he's doing the KEELSTREAM in Mexico, how does the Mexican government interpret that? Not that I think the Mexican government cares enough to look into a dude making $500 a week on YouTube, nor that the Ralphamale's business paperwork is on the up and up, but it'd be silly if the Mexican IRS starts knocking on Ralph's shed.

Has he obtained permanent residency yet? I was fiddling around asking llms question about what a loss of income on a temporary residency is and it does fuck with renewal. There’s a monthly and savings requirement (not going to bother with savings because it’s Ralph he has no savings)

 

[HackerX]

Has he obtained permanent residency yet? I was fiddling around asking llms question about what a loss of income on a temporary residency is and it does fuck with renewal. There’s a monthly and savings requirement (not going to bother with savings because it’s Ralph he has no savings)

Doesn't seem like it. Ruling out the financial pathways for obvious reasons, his only shot is the 4 consecutive years as a temporary resident. I'm not sure if he's already hit that or how close, but it is interesting that he was talking about moving to California a month ago. Considering this is Ethan Ralph and he always lets small things turn into big things because he's retarded, I wonder if those things are related.

 

[JustStopDude]

For all their flight into America, Mexicans absolutely have hated the irony of Americans coming to Mexico to do remote jobs which have been driving up housing prices.

Gentrification isn't popular with a lot of people, not just Mexicans. There were a lot of communities in the US bitching about COVID remote workers moving out of major cities and jacking up prices.

It happened like crazy in Appalachia. What's funny is those people have been forced back into the office, but landlords here are balking at lowering prices to a reasonable amount.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Doesn't seem like it. Ruling out the financial pathways for obvious reasons, his only shot is the 4 consecutive years as a temporary resident. I'm not sure if he's already hit that or how close, but it is interesting that he was talking about moving to California a month ago. Considering this is Ethan Ralph and he always lets small things turn into big things because he's retarded, I wonder if those things are related.

It’s 4 years as a temp residence with $4,185-$4,600 USD of income over the last 6 months. For permanent residence he’ll need $16,740–$18,400 USD in income over the last 6 months (after 4 years of temp residence). These are direct quotes from Ralph’s veterinarian so take it with a grain of salt. Savings again isn’t an option for Ralph to qualify for it (because Ralph) and there’s also an option if you own property (again unavailable because Ralph)

I wouldn’t put it past Ralph that his goals are actually his calculated cost of living, child support, and Mexico income requirements. And part of me is wondering if he’s faking the superchats as a means to lie to Mexican authorities about his actual income. Again asking Ralph’s vet you do need bank statements BUT I wouldn’t put it past him to try to holler and weasel his way around with just pay out statements and fake donos are just a means to fluff his own income stream to stay in Mexico.

 

[HackerX]

I wouldn’t put it past Ralph that his goals are actually his calculated cost of living, child support, and Mexico income requirements. And part of me is wondering if he’s faking the superchats as a means to lie to Mexican authorities about his actual income. Again asking Ralph’s vet you do need bank statements BUT I wouldn’t put it past him to try to holler and weasel his way around with just pay out statements and fake donos are just a means to fluff his own income stream to stay in Mexico.

That'd be awesome TBH. Ralph doing real outlaw shit so that Mexican authorities won't drag him back to the country his daddeh gave him. I'm hoping that there'll be a 'Ralphafinances' chapter in his unreleased grimoire that's found after he croaks.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

That'd be awesome TBH. Ralph doing real outlaw shit so that Mexican authorities won't drag him back to the country his daddeh gave him. I'm hoping that there'll be a 'Ralphafinances' chapter in his unreleased grimoire that's found after he croaks.

Looking back the gunt hunt started in September 2022 and it being current year of 2025 he’s going to have a renewal or permanent residency coming up next year so it’s going to be interesting to see if we get a glimpse of his income. If he bounces, like he was thinking, then he’s obviously in much dire straits because he can’t afford to stay and would get kicked out or fined out the ass. Or he stays but doesn’t get residency that’s another tell of his income. Doubtful Mexicans will accept his “as a matter of fact that’s the truth of it” by him just printing out fake donations without bank statements to back him up, just a fun thing to waste time thinking about on a lazy Saturday in a dying Sektur

 

[unironicjudiaism]

Looking back the gunt hunt started in September 2022 and it being current year of 2025 he’s going to have a renewal or permanent residency coming up next year so it’s going to be interesting to see if we get a glimpse of his income. If he bounces, like he was thinking, then he’s obviously in much dire straits because he can’t afford to stay and would get kicked out or fined out the ass. Or he stays but doesn’t get residency that’s another tell of his income. Doubtful Mexicans will accept his “as a matter of fact that’s the truth of it” by him just printing out fake donations without bank statements to back him up, just a fun thing to waste time thinking about on a lazy Saturday in a dying Sektur

If he can't afford Mexico Haiti might take him......as dinner

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I guessed a (generous) monthly income of $1500 a month. That puts him above the average annual salary in Mexico of $10,000 to $15,000.