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I wonder if he has tried Mexican Arby's yet."I'm meeting with a hot 19 year old" (0:05)
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"They want kids at some point too! I'd definitely impregnate this chihh-hihuhu...."
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THE RAPE RETORT IS BACK!
GED UP!
GED UP!!!!
I doubt Ralph has made it to 3rd base yet.I wonder if he has tried Mexican Arby's yet.
Ralph isn't a father tho. He's a sperms donor.Around the 8 hour mark he begins to type on his phone for several minutes, letting out silent curses as if something doesn't work. All of a sudden a $50 dono pops up and he stops looking at his phone. The dono is not in sync with the dono bar. It's as real as the $20.000 diamonds on the Ralpharing. He combines it with muh sonning about Xander, who he hasn't seen for a month now. What a shitty father he is, hitting da goal every show, making lots of money and not using his visitation slots every other week.
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He did ALL to himself. Galaxy brained shit.Ralph is just dull now, there’s rarely anything going on in his life. Da killstream in 2025 is him silently sitting in the dark watching CNN, how does he think this will actually attract viewers?
This is what burning every bridge thoroughly looks like.
It has been $205 a few times as well, including yesterday. I think he is trying to dial in how much he can reasonably make per day with minimal fake donations. He will probably settle in on $175, that way he only has to fake one $50 super chat from jdanks or sparkle per dayWhy did he change the arbitrary goal that hasn't been hit in years to $225? It makes sense when he lowers it because he's hours late, but why today?
Either way, I'm clicking on periodically and it's just him talking to Grok. The KEELSTREAM went from IBS retards yelling at each other to Ralph having prolonged conversations with AI. Talk about a downfall.
Oh, Jdanks isn't limited to big ones.It has been $205 a few times as well, including yesterday. I think he is trying to dial in how much he can reasonably make per day with minimal fake donations. He will probably settle in on $175, that way he only has to fake one $50 super chat from jdanks or sparkle per day
Small ones always seem to pop up after donations are stagnant for a while. Weird. Always the smirk. Always when he isn't busy with his Grok conversations.told yous.Oh, Jdanks isn't limited to big ones.
Weird. Always the smirk. Always when he isn't busy with his Grok conversations.
That is a big ask. I thought people watching Ralph watch CNN was bad. Grok is effectively the cohost of the KEELSTREAM now. Hell, it's talking so much Ralph is basically the cohost now.you just have to actually watch him.
Someone please tell me there's plausible explanation for what's on Ralph's screen. Please.I’d say that Ralph would be the perfect poker opponent given how easy he is to read, but I still think it’d be a miserable experience between his stench, his penchant for bringing teen prostitutes to the table, him insisting no matter what that he actually won (if you wanna know the truth about it), him raging at you about his missing phone, and the likelihood to get blood on your clothes from his inevitable bouncer-beatdown.His tells are so fuckin easy to catch. you just have to actually watch him.
AI Mexican jailbait pictures?
Reminder that in one of his airport streams, he intentionally pointed the camera to capture the legs of a teenager Hispanic girl and ended it with "gawd look at them thighs".Why is there a girl with braces on his screen??
Do I need my wood chipper?