Please god all I'm asking is for Ralph and Scarlett to ragepig all over hackamania
Crossposting from Ethan Ralph tweets as Scarlett has been hinting that the Vegas meetup is back on.
Will they gatecrash Hackamania, will Nick get pressed?
Crossposting from the Ralph thread, we have further promises of Vegas drama.
Will the happily wedded couple stomp on Rekieta's dreams of a peaceful pedophile party for their union gift?
Not unless a few attendees with a keen eye for kino get the bright idea to start handing the newlyweds a shitload of free drinks until they get loose-lipped again. Last night's Killstream foreshadowed this potential somewhat, with paypigs goading Ralph into shotgunning Modelos until a random segue to the topic of Rekieta prompted an uncontrollable urge to twist the dagger again about a trove of juicy "messages sent back and forth" between "some blonde" and a certain someone who shall remain nameless, who must have been an "absolute troglodyte" and "mongoloid" to go "after Scarlett" in that way, and who Ralph (
of all people) describes as a man who
"hates women, but loves that pussy."
Even more interesting was how, despite Nick's moderate success blackmailing Ralph into only skimming the surface of that topic
in public, Ralph has clearly been in the habit of divulging the salacious details of this Nick-Scarlett correspondence to others
"off-air," such as the
"several high-profile critics of said person" to whom he alluded as something of a dead man's switch last month, and apparently so many other low-profile acquaintances that Ralph, in a drunken stupor last night,
couldn't even remember whether or not this "Dingo" nobody on the phone was on the apparently long list of people he'd privately brought in the loop. That being the case, it probably wouldn't be too hard for random dabblers lavishing the newlyweds with free drinks and free attention to get either or both of them to spill the tea at a random bar on the first night of Hackamania and then snicker behind Nick's back throughout the rest of the weekend, if not also confront Kayla directly about what she knew and when she knew it, as though they were both trapped in some cruel
Windy City Heat sequel.
Unfortunately that's only
if these dabblemongs have any sense of the potential for great content staring them right in the face, which is probably giving them too much credit.
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