Pizza Tower - wacky-but-stylish indie action game still under the radar

[Agarathium1066]

I am in no way shape or form surprised to find out coomers have latched onto anything that could be drawn or in some fashion fried-brain-distorted into a sex object. Someone looked at the tiny toppings just running along and thought 'What if I could fuck a cheese wedge?'

 

[Blacklight]

I am in no way shape or form surprised to find out coomers have latched onto anything that could be drawn or in some fashion fried-brain-distorted into a sex object. Someone looked at the tiny toppings just running along and thought 'What if I could fuck a cheese wedge?'

Oh god forbid people have fun with their games. The amount of pearl clutching I see on this website when it comes to people engaging in fun amongst themselves is off the charts sometimes.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Oh god forbid people have fun with their games. The amount of pearl clutching I see on this website when it comes to people engaging in fun amongst themselves is off the charts sometimes.

Please point to the part in my post where I was saying this was unallowed or unfun. It's still coomer weirdness but it's extremely high effort. Someone still went to lengths to make a hopping cheese wedge, a tomato, a sausage, and a mushroom into horny bait characters.

Calling a spade a spade not condemning them to the mines.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Along with their jumpscares.

I'm not gonna lie, the mushroom jumpscare's design looks pretty cool.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Oh god forbid people have fun with their games. The amount of pearl clutching I see on this website when it comes to people engaging in fun amongst themselves is off the charts sometimes.

Ok coomer

 

[BrunoMattei]

I think people who use the phrase "pearl clutching" are faggots.

 

[mrs thickness]

god forbid i think hypersexualization of otherwise completely innocuous games i like is obnoxious and repulsive. god forbid i go onto fucking kiwifarms to talk about obnoxious repulsive people and their obnoxious repulsive ways of 'engaging in fun amongst themselves.' what the fuck???

 

[TVB]

Along with their jumpscares.

Spoiler: Spooky

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Here's this Pizza Tower jumpscare here

Spoiler

 

[verymuchawful]

Don't sexualize the toppings. That's weird.

Spoiler: Unrelated

 

[Seafarer]

While on the topic of people who want to fuck pizza toppings, crossposting this from the reddit com-watch thread:

love how he adds that “thank you for coming to my Ted talk“ thing at the end, as if that excuses the absolute autistic retardation he just spewed (same energy as “I was just PRETENDING to be retarded“), if you want to be a weird coomer go ahead, but don’t cry and shit your pants when people make fun of you.

 

[TVB]

While on the topic of people who want to fuck pizza toppings, crossposting this from the reddit com-watch thread:
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love how he adds that “thank you for coming to my Ted talk“ thing at the end, as if that excuses the absolute autistic retardation he just spewed (same energy as “I was just PRETENDING to be retarded“), if you want to be a weird coomer go ahead, but don’t cry and shit your pants when people make fun of you.

And that was the origin of Pizzagate.

 

[Medwingo]

 

[TVB]

Guess The Noid had no hard feelings after all.

 

[Slap47]

head to justify his treatment of peppino, hes just some asshole pizza guy punching down on the less fortunate.

Pretty sure it's a critique of corporate America - McDonald's, Disney, etc. Sucking up beloved American culture and using it to serve itself. The final villain himself a callback to when Popeye shilled spinach and cigarettes.
Peppino literally sets free embodiments of American culture.

 

[Kookin]

Pretty sure it's a critique of corporate America - McDonald's, Disney, etc. Sucking up beloved American culture and using it to serve itself. The final villain himself a callback to when Popeye shilled spinach and cigarettes.
Peppino literally sets free embodiments of American culture.

Okay I agree on the corporate angle but why specifically American? McPig is French and Peppino is Italian. Unless Peppino was hinted a New Yorkian I fail to see the connection.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I finished this game a couple of hours ago.

This is easily one of the best platformers I've ever played, an amazing game all the way around.

Now, I'm gonna get the P-ranks for all of the levels.

 

[lol lmao]

Not sure if this was ever posted in which case please disregard, I suck cocks. Otherwise this is my fave video from the general on /vg/.

 

[Medwingo]

 

[Rembrandt]

Not sure if this was ever posted in which case please disregard, I suck cocks. Otherwise this is my fave video from the general on /vg/.
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I'm tired of this meme format, but the last bit was actually pretty funny

 

[NSJAP]