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- Apr 11, 2018
In light of those 'fan-made Pokémon animations' videos and fueled by the mass griefing here over Z-A, I wondered what would happen if the Pokémon company decided to pull a 'Sonic Mania': having Pokémon fans be in charge of making the next region.
TLDR: that would be an even bigger, far more woke mess that will sell massively all the same.
The above is actually a bit of an exaggeration, since not everyone will be trying to 'pwn' the official Pokémon games. In fact, some of them would try to send their improvements out of a love of Pokémon and an actual happiness towards the way Pokémon is doing. However...
The most important factor will b ensuring that every Pokémon will be included in the game. Everything else, including story, gameplay, graphics and performance will be secondary to making sure that Dexit does not happen. If anything, there will be mo regional variants and attempts of bringing back cut Pokémon, say, Bet Arceus, Mega Flygon, and Kotora. I am not sure abou they bringing Fakemon... if they could ever do so in the first place. They might employ people who are known forgers of new Fakemon.
Of course, the above requires tha there would be only one version of the mainline game and at least implemen the Link Cable in dealing wi those trade volutions. We all can agree tha this would be a welcome change.
Initially, plans regardin gameplay would be split between those who wan to improve the current system and those who wan to upend the system completely. Eventually, the ones who insis that Pokémon gameplay got stagnant will be the ones wi the loudest voices and therefore will be the ones who win. The problem is that, since the only goal will be 'evolve the gameplay into something different', the resultin gameplay will be a clashing mishmash of ideas that vaguely resemble an open-world Pokémon game. I feel tha there would be a large difficulty jump in protest on how easy and linear the games are. The only guarantee would be Pokémon following the trainer in the overworld, a feature that will get a disproportionate amount of care.
Graphics will be split and ominated the same way: the Colosseum side that wants to simply give 3D models more life and personality wil lose to the Black and White side who wants to mak everything 2D. In this case, the game will ge the HD-2D Octopath Traveler treatment, which, I
Optimistically say, wil lower the toll on whatever game system this game will have. I feel that would make the game look pretty, since a disproportionate amount of care will also be put on making high quality animations. (So far, avoiding Dexit beats following Pokémon beats high quality 2D animations MASSIVELY beats everything else.)
The story will be a big improvement, but only because the game will break away from the standard Pokémon story. The story will be darker, but not in a 3edgy5me way, sinc even hackers and hack players find those types of stories LOLco worthy. There will also be some of that overthinking fans tend to do. The rival will be a big jerk again. I actually believe tha the story will come out very good, though some Kiwis will find that story 'cringey fanfic slop'.
The inspiration of the new region would be from whatever, though the map layouts will be more complex. You will also be able to actually enter houses and shops unimpeded, even if there was not a 2D art style that simplified things.
I feel that music will be shortchanged unless they manage to ge Toby Fox into the project.
Most of the advertising will be online, since that is the place wher everyone will ge their news in the first place. A few people who were with Pokémon since Red and Blue will make surprisingly creative commercials that appear on television, but only out of nostalgia.
I feel tha the localisation would be surprisingly high quality only because dedicated Pokémon fans are all around the world. The main script will be in English because the hacking sphere is mainly focused there, but I expect pretty big Spanish localisation because of the large Spanish-language hacking scene.
The 'boring stuff', which includes manufacturing, legal stuff, distribution, and whatnot, will be ignored. This will be the most influential risk that might make the games collapse.
The real biggest problem, though, would be that queer people will eventually be in charge of the project. One thing we know about queer people are their large correlation with big technological skills; trannies make up a large section of the moddingsphere, meaning tha they will already have a large advantag even in a politically neutral environment. After all, if you manage graphical high fidelity while having high performance, only Kiwis and religious people will objec to your identity. Another thing we know is their massive narcissism: using 'Nazi ba' reasoning, they will kick off and massively cancel anyone who even remotely disagrees wi them. The result would go beyond 'body type A nd B' that can equip any clothing; the latest mainlin entry would be Pokémon: Special Sylveon Edition that will proudly show 'colourful' flags and pro-queer slogans and irectly fund queer businesses. Worse, if the story will not be a queerwashed
recycling of the same old Pokémon story, whatever better story tha the others already made will take on those traits all of the same:
TLDR: that would be an even bigger, far more woke mess that will sell massively all the same.
The above is actually a bit of an exaggeration, since not everyone will be trying to 'pwn' the official Pokémon games. In fact, some of them would try to send their improvements out of a love of Pokémon and an actual happiness towards the way Pokémon is doing. However...
The most important factor will b ensuring that every Pokémon will be included in the game. Everything else, including story, gameplay, graphics and performance will be secondary to making sure that Dexit does not happen. If anything, there will be mo regional variants and attempts of bringing back cut Pokémon, say, Bet Arceus, Mega Flygon, and Kotora. I am not sure abou they bringing Fakemon... if they could ever do so in the first place. They might employ people who are known forgers of new Fakemon.
Of course, the above requires tha there would be only one version of the mainline game and at least implemen the Link Cable in dealing wi those trade volutions. We all can agree tha this would be a welcome change.
Initially, plans regardin gameplay would be split between those who wan to improve the current system and those who wan to upend the system completely. Eventually, the ones who insis that Pokémon gameplay got stagnant will be the ones wi the loudest voices and therefore will be the ones who win. The problem is that, since the only goal will be 'evolve the gameplay into something different', the resultin gameplay will be a clashing mishmash of ideas that vaguely resemble an open-world Pokémon game. I feel tha there would be a large difficulty jump in protest on how easy and linear the games are. The only guarantee would be Pokémon following the trainer in the overworld, a feature that will get a disproportionate amount of care.
Graphics will be split and ominated the same way: the Colosseum side that wants to simply give 3D models more life and personality wil lose to the Black and White side who wants to mak everything 2D. In this case, the game will ge the HD-2D Octopath Traveler treatment, which, I
The story will be a big improvement, but only because the game will break away from the standard Pokémon story. The story will be darker, but not in a 3edgy5me way, sinc even hackers and hack players find those types of stories LOLco worthy. There will also be some of that overthinking fans tend to do. The rival will be a big jerk again. I actually believe tha the story will come out very good, though some Kiwis will find that story 'cringey fanfic slop'.
The inspiration of the new region would be from whatever, though the map layouts will be more complex. You will also be able to actually enter houses and shops unimpeded, even if there was not a 2D art style that simplified things.
I feel that music will be shortchanged unless they manage to ge Toby Fox into the project.
Most of the advertising will be online, since that is the place wher everyone will ge their news in the first place. A few people who were with Pokémon since Red and Blue will make surprisingly creative commercials that appear on television, but only out of nostalgia.
I feel tha the localisation would be surprisingly high quality only because dedicated Pokémon fans are all around the world. The main script will be in English because the hacking sphere is mainly focused there, but I expect pretty big Spanish localisation because of the large Spanish-language hacking scene.
The 'boring stuff', which includes manufacturing, legal stuff, distribution, and whatnot, will be ignored. This will be the most influential risk that might make the games collapse.
The real biggest problem, though, would be that queer people will eventually be in charge of the project. One thing we know about queer people are their large correlation with big technological skills; trannies make up a large section of the moddingsphere, meaning tha they will already have a large advantag even in a politically neutral environment. After all, if you manage graphical high fidelity while having high performance, only Kiwis and religious people will objec to your identity. Another thing we know is their massive narcissism: using 'Nazi ba' reasoning, they will kick off and massively cancel anyone who even remotely disagrees wi them. The result would go beyond 'body type A nd B' that can equip any clothing; the latest mainlin entry would be Pokémon: Special Sylveon Edition that will proudly show 'colourful' flags and pro-queer slogans and irectly fund queer businesses. Worse, if the story will not be a queerwashed
- The player character will have a plot about suffering from queerphobia, if not from the player's cishet family, then from a persistent figure. Other people will practically lovebomb the player character with enabling, eventually culminating into the queerphobe changing thons ways after losing a Pokémon battle.
- Team Rocket will appear but be the good guys. The player character can join them. There is a lot of 'saf edgy' stuff instead of, say, actual murder, which they canonically did in Pokémon Red and Blue.
- Instead, the real bad guy group would literally be Nazis and TERFs. There would not be a 'Team Arrow' or some fancy name; the group wil literally just be called 'Nazi' or 'TERF'. Trainer classes that are members of those groups would be Policeman, Tiki Wielder, Priest, Businessman, Landholder, Troll, Rune Maniac, and anything else. Elon Musk (doing that fake Nazi Salute), JK Rowling, Joseph Nicolosi, Anita Bryant, and whatever Slawwel Ryams of the left will be th Executives of the bad guys, all while Donald Trump being the apparent leader. Once again, there would be absolutely no effort in converting these people to a Pokémon character; you wil literally be fighting Donald Trump in thi story.
- The Man Behind the Man would be a Jew... not even a Zionist, but a Jew. After all, according to trannies, Jews frequently commit genocide, regardless of ceasefires, against harmless Palestinians out of colonialism, hence they do not care about basic human rights. Oh... and o not forget he 'Greedy Jew' and 'Jew s are running this world' stereotype, hence the capitalism. (Yes; the Jew is literally in charge of the Nazis in this theoretical game.)


