POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[alanshaffer3293]

I don’t think a lot of you guys really understand how severe this is — you’re dealing with rape, incest, assault, grand theft, and potentially more charges depending on how much is uncovered. Chris could unironically be facing life in prison or a mental ward.

 

[Sickle Nuited Pigger]

1 question i have is do we know more about the results of Barbara's hospital stay. And do we know if she supports pressing charges.

Not yet that I have seen. Expect it to blow up when it does become known

 

[We All Came For CWC]

I called the police station and said I was going to send the pic circulating which was allegedly of Barb so they could investigate it, but the receptionist told me that the lead detective is out at the moment and asked for a callback number (which I declined to give, since I was on Skype and would prefer to remain anonymous).

DON'T. CALL. ANYBODY.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Man, Chris is well and truely fucked this time.

Even if he somehow manages to evade jail time he won't be allowed back to staying with Barb for sure. He'll have to find someway of surviving on his own.

And we all know how well that will go.

 

[Strelok]

Does anyone realize they're not going to let him move back in with his mother after this? Chris will literally be homeless once this is all said and done.

That's a real optimistic take on how long Barb has left in the tank. I imagine she's being shipped right to a care home.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Twitter pronoun squad already seething.

It's very enjoyable to troll them by telling them they're being rape and sexual harassment apologists and don't care about women

 

[BustinBiden]

1 question i have is do we know more about the results of Barbara's hospital stay. And do we know if she supports pressing charges.

This may be something we don't find out. Outside of rape charges confirming he raped her the rest of the medical records probably wont leak unless someone risks losing their job at the hospital.

 

[Coelacanth]

Is it too late to bag him on copyright infringement for sonichu?

That would be the most beautiful cherry on top. Not only does Chris know he's fucked up big time, but also his beloved electric-hedgehog demonspawn is not - and will never be - his own totally original copyrighted character.

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

Held without fucking bond whatsoever?

Deserved.

Also pretty huge W that they misgendered him, after all, there are only two genders and being some faggot freak isn't one of them.

 

[Alex Mercer]

Reddit Soyboy in the FB comments seething about the misgendering and trying to blame the troll to get Chris out of it. This FAGGOT left like 15 comments seething trying to blame misgendering, Null, KF harassment, etc.
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Timothy Bandors of Tillamook, Oregon -- FB username timothy.freelancer97​

What a faggot

 

[Sickle Nuited Pigger]

I don’t think a lot of you guys really understand how severe this is — you’re dealing with rape, incest, assault, grand theft, and potentially more charges depending on how much more is uncovered. Chris could unironically be facing life in prison or a mental ward.

But they'll give him his Legos and PlayStation and let him go to PonyFagExpo when it happens right?

He probably thinks so.

 

[GypsyBard]

they havnt looked through his pc yet
i have a feeling a few more charges might come after that

Do we have any word on if a search warrant has been issued for his house or if investigators have already been there to search

Imagine having to thoroughly search a hoarded-out house for the investigation I think it will take a lot of work

Also they will need to search all of Chris's electronics so imagine what they will find

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

He won't survive jail, probably be sent to solitary confinement, but then if some inmates get a hold of his sheet and find out his charges they will go at him to break him

Reminding me of a guy who covers jail stuf called Shaun Attwood, may or may not be of any use to you Kiwis tho

 

[RVNX]

Reddit Soyboy in the FB comments seething about the misgendering and trying to blame the troll to get Chris out of it. This FAGGOT left like 15 comments seething trying to blame misgendering, Null, KF harassment, etc.
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Timothy Bandors of Tillamook, Oregon -- FB username timothy.freelancer97​

I didn't know Wings finally lost some weight, big ups

 

[SaltyFanta]

I don’t think a lot of you guys really understand how severe this is — you’re dealing with rape, incest, assault, grand theft, and potentially more charges depending on how much more is uncovered. Chris could unironically be facing life in prison or a mental ward.

Yeah it's crazy. Kinda creepy to think that he had this inside of him all along, not as creepy as your pfp, but still creepy.

Seriously though, nice pfp.

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

That would be the final nail in the coffin

Nintendo ninjas show up to the courtroom and hands chris a cease and desist

 

[professionalsmileyguy]

If the cops take his computer and find CP he is double fucked

More fucked than the most fucked person in the history of fucked people.

 

[Twinkletard]

I don’t think a lot of you guys really understand how severe this is — you’re dealing with rape, incest, assault, grand theft, and potentially more charges depending on how much more is uncovered. Chris could unironically be facing life in prison or a mental ward.

One or the other would do just fine

 

[Calefactorite]

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[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

We should donate him Crayola Model Magic instead, I bet his inmates would appreciate a true and honest piece of art from the man woman herself.

Prison inmates come up with some pretty ingenious ways to make stuff. I picture Chris carving his Sonichu bullshit out of bars of soap, or maybe paper mache using toilet paper and toothpaste.

IF he does actually serve time, that is. A lot can happen between now and then. Charges can get dropped, he can plea bargain, he could even go to trial and be found "not guilty". Or maybe he has a flashback to the teachers and prinstapull holding him down and recording his screams, and fights his way out of the jail like the beginning of "First Blood".