POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Beowulf_Polaris]

This motherfucker is a danger not only to himself, but Barb as well.

That goes without saying.

 

[Gigasneed]

It feels surreal that we might have to give Chris the 'inactive' flair.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

Held without bond is a really big deal.

That happens only with serious criminal charges involving danger to the community (i.e. Barb) or a flight risk. Given his Distinctive Appearance and lack of money, I think we can rule out the flight risk.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Tbh, he looks more confused and fake smiling to me. Look in the eyes.

The abyss is nicer to stare into when compared to the bottomless pit of autism that is the blue and green orbs of CWC.

Chris is going to get His ass beat for 2 reasons:
1. Chris is Chris
2. Chris never did any real work in His life. I know in prison you have assigned jobs. Scrubbing toilets, laundry, ect.. Chris will flat out refuse to do what they tell Him to do.
Just not sure what reason will be the first.

I can picture the public defender. Just got the law degree last June. Just passed the bar. Ready to do justice and because they are the new person, they get assigned Chris.

Honestly, I can see that being like a real life Koboyashi Maru, an impossible task. Useful for evaluating new public defenders when they inevitably get cases they're clearly going to fail and still have to plead a case for.

>Russia and China capitalize on the disorder my invading the mainland United States
>The remaining government forces launch the nuclear arsenal as a desperate counter attack
>Mutually assured destruction.cavepainting
>MFW Sonichu leads to the complete collapse of human progress and sends us back to the stone age

Oh well. At least I got to laugh at retards

"But back in the stone age" suddenly, after all these years, becomes relevant again.

Held without bond is a really big deal.

That happens only with serious criminal charges involving danger to the community (i.e. Barb) or a flight risk. Given his Distinctive Appearance and lack of money, I think we can rule out the flight risk.

I disagree, Chris very much is a flight risk. You have to remember that Chris thinks his appearance is basically a thin, preppy lesbian cast from the same mold as Sailor Mercury. He doesn't realize he stands out like a sore thumb.

Its also possible they locked him down because of his autism rendering him completely unpredictable and the last thing the cops want is to track this idiot down, wasting time and money. Especially given his previous criminal history includes macing somebody on legally unprompted grounds, so 'threat to the community at large' definitely was part of it if you ask me.

 

[4ChanPartyVan]

Held without bond is a really big deal.

That happens only with serious criminal charges involving danger to the community (i.e. Barb) or a flight risk. Given his Distinctive Appearance and lack of money, I think we can rule out the flight risk.

Unless he somehow manages to drain the account.

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

I swear to God, if Chris gets stabbed by a nog in jail I will get so drunk and belligerent they'll need the entire police department kneeling on my neck to stop me

 

[NIA-DOA 2.0]

As someone else has mentioned, being denied bail is a really big indicator that the charges are going to be serious. Honestly, I am really going to be curious what they find on CWC's computer.

 

[RurkerHivemind]

If Chris could lift more than a twelve pack of soda and had more courage than a deer mouse I would actually be concerned.

You forgot that Chris has a talent for digging his hold deeper and going past what we thought was rock bottom.

I would not tempt Fate.

 

[Sentient Vaccum]

Stop arguing with the reddit nigger tranny, you're derailing the thread just as bad as him.

Really interested to see what happens with Chris. As another poster said, it's really telling that they are holding him without bond, the prison saga is looking more and more likely.

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

Where are they all coming from?

They're coming from fucking everywhere, this is the center of the internet's discussion of Chris.
All roads lead to Rome.

 

[anon4890201]

Chris just got a new mugshot from the jail they moved him to

He is still smiling like a moron

Unfortunately reality has not sunk in for him yet

Anyone know where I can find a better quality photo? I know that last time the better version came out in the morning

 

[LargeChoonger]

It feels surreal that we might have to give Chris the 'inactive' flair.

I've only been following Chris for about 4 years and this still has the floaty, semi-solid feel of a dream. Imagine being a 2000s OG observing this

Chris just got a new mugshot from the jail they moved him to

He is still smiling like a moron

Unfortunately reality has not sunk in for him yet

Stress sighing is about to become stress hyperventilating. Hedgehog defensive mode in a courtroom when?

 

[RougeRed]

Held without bond is a really big deal.

That happens only with serious criminal charges involving danger to the community (i.e. Barb) or a flight risk. Given his Distinctive Appearance and lack of money, I think we can rule out the flight risk.

I think the stealing money thing probably clinched it. He might have gotten a pass initially because they figured the restraining order was enough, but then he immediately violated it AND committed another serious crime.

They don't let you bond out if they think you're gonna keep committing crimes, and Chris proved he couldn't last 24 hours.

 

[Jagraveen]

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Joined Today. Why am I not surprised newfag. Where are they all coming from? Should Null disable making new accounts until further notice?

If it means not running into more retarded off-topic slapfights, then yes.

 

[drmccoy]

He's toast. They probably interviewed Barb, did a rape kit and concluded he raped his own mother. That smirk in the booking photo needs to be wiped off his face. I know Null and others claimed Barb was just putting on a face all these months but I see now that everybody was wrong; she was losing her mind slowly and her demented monster of a son took advantage of it. I would hope they try to contact Cole, yes I know he went no contact for very good reasons but she's not the monster he remembers. She's a broken old person who needs care as she looks death in the eye. I am sure New York has better care homes than Richmond. And she cannot, at all, depend on the monster rapist that thinks she's his "girlfriend". Jesus cripes, I needed a shower and a few drinks after I read that exchange between him and Null.

They seem like they're gonna nail him with rape, which wouldn't surprise me, and perhaps elder abuse. Fuck Chris, he lived up to being a piece of shit like many have always assumed. Greene County, in the end, got the last laugh. If they couldn't send him to the special school, they can nail his sorry, fat ass on rape charges against his own mother.

 

[Optimus Prime]

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Joined Today. Why am I not surprised newfag. Where are they all coming from? Should Null disable making new accounts until further notice?

Nah, he should make it so that new accounts have to have some kind of embarrassing banner attached to them so it's easier to mock morons.

They're coming from fucking everywhere, this is the center of the internet's discussion of Chris.
All roads lead to Rome.

Incorrect. Today, all roads lead to CWCville!

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Chris wouldn't get Gorge Floyd from cops - Ever. And even if he did, most trannys on twitter would seeth for about two seconds and try to start a riot or something in Portland, only for a nigga to tell them "Yo, fuck you faggots, get out of here" and have them slink away.

Now Barb - She could be murdered by the cops or a cellmate for mouthing off and trying to pop one. That would be pretty funny or horrible, whatever you feel.

 

[Sentient Vaccum]

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I suggested in the original audio leak thread that we need to have an autistic chris-related signup capcha again, except this time instead of the blowup doll its listening to him talk about splitting his moms beef curtains. Would probably help a lot, really.

 

[registered 2 hide avatars]

#FreeChris

 

[R@B6t4eh^cnZD%]

Held without bond is a really big deal.

That happens only with serious criminal charges involving danger to the community (i.e. Barb) or a flight risk. Given his Distinctive Appearance and lack of money, I think we can rule out the flight risk.

Has Chris even seen a judge yet? I'm pretty sure you can be held initially without bail and then get a bond hearing, any lawyer worth their salt would move to get a bond hearing asap.