Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[I Hate Anime Avatars]

I thought 2021 users are the worst, I still feel ashamed to be a Bellafag, now i'm just here mostly to laugh at and sometimes vent at trannies.

I see more and more one word replies and it's fucking asinine, how these new users have some kind of autistic compulsion to just spout random lol funny words like the site is some kind of vidya stream. A smart man opens his mouth when he has something to say, an idiot opens his mouth when he feels he has to say something.

Also just don't acknowledge Wings of Redemption Alogs, Richard isn't a cow worth getting angry about, besides he hasn't been funny in years. The weaponised autists that still obsess over him are far more worthy of a thread than he is.

 

[NOT a Loaded Gun]

Dear Leader,

I'm writing this letter to inform you that I, as a newer member of The KiwiFarms, will try my best to be an ambassador for truth, a warrior for Christ and a non-shitposting productive member of these great forums.
Our actions directly reflect upon you and your reputation as a tech leader / freedom fighter.

Okay, but seriously though, Swatting is gay as fuck, cancelling someone is equally retarded and gay as swatting. In the words of the great Dr Switzer:

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Then go stream yourself for that easy money instead of crying how other people make money for nothing.

 

[Stoneheart]

I thought I was being pretty respectful.

why would you say something like this? how retarded are you?

also im very respectful in just calling you retarded you god damn fag...

 

[I glow in the dark]

Haha niggers

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Politics bad. Lolcows funny.

I dunno, The Senator who told a 4 star general that he was "Afraid Gaum would flip if we sent soldiers down there" was pretty fucking funny.

 

[Sonic]

I've been lurking on this site for way too long and trannies really do ruin everything sometimes. Don't let a bunch of sickos ruin your day guys, we're here to laugh at them. That's it. Trolling them on their social media profiles and swatting them is what they WANT. Most of the cows with joyless fucks in the threads are the ones who get off on being the victim. And I get it, I HATE Keffels. I won't even read his thread and I fast forward through the MATI segments on him because he truely is a rage inducing little rot pocket but that's the thing... If you're mad just don't read the thread. Log off. Fast forward. Get over yourselves and stop touching the fucking poop!!!!!

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

lol imagine actually hating the cows so much you participate in gayops, i don't even hate most of the cows here and seeing people glowpost is just absurd

 

[AGuntyPaajet]

Ye guys be more like this

 

[Chihiro]

I just wanna beeze.

 

[Vink]

Sadly I don't think anything is going to happen. There are too many zoomer newfags who only care about getting their rocks off when their new toy gets swatted or deplatformed.

 

[Pomniman]

A lot of it stems from the JO crystal charging sessions that go on ceaselessly in lots of threads nowadays and probably in various faggy discords to boot. These nigs rub each other raw so frequently that they lose all perspective.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

This is why I don't like leaving Q&A. It's always fun in Q&A.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

One of the trannies we laugh at here claimed in the sideshows thread he was "going to call the FBI" because people were making fun of him on the internet.

Glowies having a bad time right now. They are looking for reasons to lash out like the bitchass fedboys they are, and we shouldn't give them a reason.

 

[R00T]

“And lo when Null returned with the Six Commandments he found his community standing around a golden cow, attempting to tip it. “THIS ISN’T WHAT I MEANT!” he cried, and he dropped the tablets on the ground.”

Nullses will never reach his promised land will he?

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

It's threads like this that remind me why humanity can and will never reach a conflict free existence.. at least not on a basic interpersonal level. lol

It's because they can't spergout about troons anywhere else. As the troon continues to gather more and more social clout you'll see more and more anti troon a logs simply because they have no were else to go and also be anti trans.
People are also just getting angier, you can see it outside when driving or at the store. You gotta realize that people just spent 2 years basically locked indoors consuming fear propaganda 24/7 as they were forced to be terminally online. Peoples brains are just buck broken and its only going to get worse, I think instead of engaging the newfags in some ritualized cuck dance like all you 2018+ """""""olds""""""" do, just neg rate and move on. Lurking here before I didn't see this much asshurt about n00bs, and I haven't seen admin complaint about it this much since moot got ready to ditch 4incels back in 2014.

Yup and it will get worse and worse as even right wing sites get pressured and forced to take down their comments sections and cuck their forums on troon issues and beyond. Remember that it's already a crime to question troonology in much of the western world. And yeah, the last ~2 years have went a looong way in deranging society even further than social media was doing already.

Have to agree. Turning this into a more general us vs them thing is going to blow things up even more.

 

[Bloody bunny]

People who go out of their way to fuck with cows with swatting and reporting are cringe, there's no doubting on that and there's zero chance I'd ever want to be any of the cows on here.

But personally I find most streamers so disingenuous and I already have my own opinion on people who stream which overlaps with my opinion on cows as most cows stream also.

Donations and Tips which are supposed to be given as a gratitude are now expected by twitch streamers or they'll whine and bitch (I'm looking at you Dominic Vanner)

We get it DSP fucked you re mom and your jealous Chris.

 

[WolfeTone]

“And lo when Null returned with the Six Commandments he found his community standing around a golden cow, attempting to tip it. “THIS ISN’T WHAT I MEANT!” he cried, and he dropped the tablets on the ground.”

Nullses will never reach his promised land will he?

Jersh, being the holiest feeder, makes the broth for the borscht, but it's up to us to get to the steppes and miceginate with the Huns to get the beets and complete the circle. So who's ready to take one for the team? Comeon, Attila's getting restless.

I've been lurking on this site for way too long and trannies really do ruin everything sometimes. Don't let a bunch of sickos ruin your day guys, we're here to laugh at them. That's it. Trolling them on their social media profiles and swatting them is what they WANT. Most of the cows with joyless fucks in the threads are the ones who get off on being the victim. And I get it, I HATE Keffels. I won't even read his thread and I fast forward through the MATI segments on him because he truely is a rage inducing little rot pocket but that's the thing... If you're mad just don't read the thread. Log off. Fast forward. Get over yourselves and stop touching the fucking poop!!!!!

Keffals got EIGHTY THOUSAND DOLLARS from being swatted
At what point can we potentially assume they uttered threats on purpose to catch the attention they wanted at the exact time they wanted, and the words they spoke weren't genuine, but deliberately inflammatory because "muh police state"?

 

[waffle]

@Null just expressly make different rules for the post 2018 plebs to trim the fat. Ban a bunch of newfag anime avatars and things will get better.

 

[Faggitory]

Alot of these cows literally earn more than most people I've met who work 12 hours per day when all they do is livestream or ebeg for 4 hours in front of a webcam, and maybe it's jealousy talking but I can't ever defend that, streaming takes literally zero effort except "just be entertaining for a few hours" which anyone can do with a few drinks in their system prior.

You're a faggot for caring how someone else makes and spends money. If its so easy, E-beg. You can't tell me its beneath you because, if it was, you wouldn't care about it in the first place. Instead, you can't defend it for some reason, but I can. Here's how: people can do what they want with their money. If I had $50,000 right now, and I wanted to give it to Wings, Keffels, or DSP, I just would because its my money. I earned it, what I say goes.

You're literally typing about how you "Can't defend that", but you don't have to. Your feelings on the matter are useless. Unironically meaningless as its not your money, your stream, or your time being wasted. The smart thing to do would be to get over these feelings and make your own money, yet instead people seeth and cry saying "N-noo! Wings shouldn't be allowed to receive donations from random people! How dare he when I have to work!?