Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[AnOminous]

You're a faggot for caring how someone else makes money. If its so easy, E-beg. You can't tell me its beneath you because, if it was, you wouldn't care about it in the first place. Instead, you can't defend it for some reason, but I can. Here's how: people can do what they want with their money. If I had $50,000 right now, and I wanted to give it to Wings, Keffels, or DSP, I just would because its my money. I earned it, what I say goes.

You're literally typing about how you "Can't defend that", but you don't have to. Your feelings on the matter are useless. Unironically meaningless as its not your money, your stream, or your time being wasted. The smart thing to do would be to get over these feelings and make your own money, yet instead people seeth and cry saying "N-noo! Wings shouldn't be allowed to receive donations from random people! How dare he when I have to work!?

Paypigs are lolcows too and if it's funny to dox them or whatever, they deserve it. Most of them are just deadly boring, though.

 

[Breadbassket]

I wonder what Null expected to happen when he made this thread?

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

People who joined after Aug 13, 2020 should be banned and executed irl. People who joined before are fine, and people who joined on that date are the best posters on the site.

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

Paypigs are lolcows too and if it's funny to dox them or whatever, they deserve it. Most of them are just deadly boring, though.

I’m a paypig to Null. I have given him at least 4 BAT

 

[Wormy]

Why is it so difficult to sit in the peanut gallery and munch on some popcorn?

Because some members of the peanut gallery are planning to gut friends of mine.

What politicians have we lobbied for

Trump.

and what political movements have forum members collectively donated to?

America First, Trump's reelection campaign.

Do you think it'd be cool if I threw a massive tantrum in every thread because some braindead monkeys think that being an educator means you're literally satan?

Yes, since they're not going to stay at being goobers online. They vote, son.

Do you think I should bitch and moan to Null about how flat-earthers and anti-vaxxers are a bunch of ignorant sacks of shit?

If you want, but they don't threaten me personally.

I don't think I should, because this is a website about laughing at retards and I don't care about what a bunch of people I'll likely never meet have to say. I'm not here for the discourse, I'm not here to change people's hearts and minds or avert the ideological armageddon that's been coming tomorrow for nearly a decade (no really guys it's for cereal, it's happening any day now).

@Shamash says you should however. Is he wrong?

People who joined after Aug 13, 2020 should be banned and executed irl.

Like the admins, you haven't got the balls.

 

[Faggitory]

I wonder what Null expected to happen when he made this thread?

He probably knew what would happen, but he also knew he had to put his foot down and release a public statement on this stuff. If it were me, I'd just openly mock DSP and Wing's trolls, but I'd still say "By the way, don't break the law. I will not protect you if the US government comes knocking at my door".

 

[Sanshain]

Trump.

Which threads are devoted to fundraising for Trump here? Where is the Trump 2024 election awareness thread? I would really appreciate links here.

 

[Wormy]

Which threads are devoted to fundraising for Trump here? Where is the Trump 2024 election awareness thread? I would really appreciate links here.

The TDS thread.

"By the way, don't break the law. I will not protect you if the US government comes knocking at my door".

But when you become the US Government....

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

Like the admins, you haven't got the balls.

I just banned you kiddo. You can no longer post

 

[Sheogorath]

dude chill out it was just a random attention seeker in the keffals thread

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Insert obligatory shitpost here

Oh look a newfaggot not reading the rules again, how fucking shocking.

hoh i love these kinda of thread. Oldfags blaming the newfags, random schizos completely derailing the thread, ppl asking for A&H to get shut down even though the autistic behaviour that got null mad was specifically in the lolcow threads.

Anybody from A&N knows there is always a group uses that null getting pissed off about something as a push to get A&N shut down even if it's nothing to do with said problem. Always seems to be the newest fags that screech the loudest about it, sure a few older posters do but they all lean extremely left if you pay attention. Reminds me of how the lefty goons from Debate and Discussion acted towards General Bullshit at Something Awful (They eventually did close it down cause of their complaints for like a month or two and brought it back with ridiculous level of enforcement... post something vaguely right-wing = banned) , like to a T. Keep repeating the same bullshit til it becomes truth.

Wormy is a perfect example, HHH another.

A whole lot of retarded bullshit.

You'd be a lot happier at Something Awful I believe, they are more your speed.

dude chill out it was just a random attention seeker in the keffals thread

Maybe but the newfags not respecting the culture of the site has been a problem I've noticed, even in the shit-hole that is A&N, which has a culture too, even if it's batshit at times.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

One of the trannies we laugh at here claimed in the sideshows thread he was "going to call the FBI" because people were making fun of him on the internet.

Glowies having a bad time right now. They are looking for reasons to lash out like the bitchass fedboys they are, and we shouldn't give them a reason.

A quote post would have been nice....

 

[Haint]

TL;DR

Sure thing, Granpa.

That's a whole lot of energy and time spent to whine about stupid internet people. Null's point proven. Thanks bud!

 

[Wormy]

I just banned you kiddo. You can no longer post

Might want to try again. Didn't work.

You'd be a lot happier at Something Awful I believe, they are more your speed.

Why?

 

[blablabla]

i will never be happy or have fun

 

[PeggieBigCock]

This was all over a newfag in the Wings thread? Lmao lmfao

 

[Megaton Punch]

From the bottom of my fucking heart, I beg of you: lighten the fuck up. Stop getting mad at Wings of Redemption and DarkSydePhil making money. Stop frothing at the mouth with rage every time a person-of-gender joins the forum. Stop chasing away content and let potential sources say what they have to say before you start judging them. Stop encouraging SWAT pranks and other criminality; it's not funny and I'm the asshole that has to deal with the FBI.

I've been saying this for like six years*. The lolcow sections just aren't fun any more. Chris always had A-Logs, but never like this (outside of SA who are all A-Log all the time). Maybe it's because we've all grown up and have a harder time taking things at face value, maybe it's because the world is objectively a less fun place than it was ten years ago, but whatever the reason, every time I dip into a lolcow forum I just see people fucking furious that their chosen target of hatred dared say "good morning". It's not a holy war, it's a spectacle. You're not supposed to be upset that the clown can't seem to hold onto a pie without dropping it. It is a clown.

And this is coming from someone who spends much of his time in A&H doomposting. If I can laugh at cows, so can you.

*Yeah yeah, join date, very clever observation thank you

 

[msd]

Keffals got EIGHTY THOUSAND DOLLARS from being swatted
At what point can we potentially assume they uttered threats on purpose to catch the attention they wanted at the exact time they wanted, and the words they spoke weren't genuine, but deliberately inflammatory because "muh police state"?

And yet with all that money. He is still miserable and alone outside of his tiny sphere online.

 

[Bummer]

I first heard about The Farms when Null first went on The Dick Show and would use it to get the dirt on whatever weardos I was curious about but didn't make an account until recently. It always seemed obvious to me what the general attitude on here was supposed to be. Look but don't touch and have fun. Now that I do have an account I wish I made it earlier because that little date listed feels like a stigma.

 

[The Great Milenko]

I would be a True and Honest fan, but cash in the mail is not allowed. And I am not a big fan of crypto.