Probation Ends on July 10

[CatParty]

maybe i missed something, but where does it say that when probation ends he is free to wander over to the gamplace? like even if it is the case, it would be monumentally stupid. he attacked someone who didn't want him in his establishment. why even think of going back? especially when chris views it as the center for trolling? like of all the dumb things chris has done, going back there after everything would be by far the stupidest thing he's ever done. and even if bell convinces them to lift the ban and chris goes back, he's going to be on guard and confrontational. he views everyone in there as his enemy. it's recipe for disaster.

 

[PickleTron7000]

Chris will never give up hope on returning to the Place. The Game Place was probably the closest thing he had to a post-high school social/community experience. He deeply covets the opportunity to return to a semblance of that period of time in his life, even though most of the people he knew there have grown up and moved on. Now that he's now over thirty years old, he would probably do better for himself by dropping Pokemon and finding a local group of adults that plays MTG. There are a lot of people who play Magic who understand that manchildren come with the territory, and would probably tolerate his presence. They might even be nice to him... Until he starts telling them his life story.

 

[Mr. 0]

this whole thread makes me miss the complaints about running out of things to talk about on the forums

 

[Zero Gun: Fenrir]

Too bad, there are still things to talk about. Like what Chris might do after his probation ends. I think that he should just start playing WoW, and then he'll be garenteed to be a virgin for the rest of his life, and he'll remain occupied.

 

[Marvin]

Too bad, there are still things to talk about. Like what Chris might do after his probation ends. I think that he should just start playing WoW, and then he'll be garenteed to be a virgin for the rest of his life, and he'll remain occupied.

But... he's not a virgin now.

 

[Zero Gun: Fenrir]

Touché, I had forgotten about Chris' sudden, and unexpected deflowering.

 

[qld]

Touché, I had forgotten about Chris' sudden, and unexpected deflowering.

I wish we could identify the prostitute and get an interview. I believe that would be a contender for the holy grail.

 

[Marvin]

Touché, I had forgotten about Chris' sudden, and unexpected deflowering.

I wish we could identify the prostitute and get an interview. I believe that would be a contender for the holy grail.

I'm sure she'd have an interesting story to tell, but I don't think she really deserves the attention. Maybe sometime someone could get the story from Chris.

 

[qld]

Touché, I had forgotten about Chris' sudden, and unexpected deflowering.

I wish we could identify the prostitute and get an interview. I believe that would be a contender for the holy grail.

I'm sure she'd have an interesting story to tell, but I don't think she really deserves the attention. Maybe sometime someone could get the story from Chris.

Well, we don't need her to be outed by putting her real name or pic out there, but just an interview and the transcript would be sufficient. If the story comes through Chris, there's no way it will be TRUE and HONEST. There will be no mention of awkwardness or weirdness, he'll tell it like he was an old sailor on shore leave.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Yeah, a transcript would be excellent. Keeping her real name private is a good idea.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

The claim that Chris could go back to the Game Place was just some of us fucking around. Nothing is going to change since his probation is over because it isn't the reason Chris hasn't been as openly active on the internet. I doubt his probation got fucked up and it's safer to assume everything is going fine for Chris in that regard.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

The claim that Chris could go back to the Game Place was just some of us fucking around. Nothing is going to change since his probation is over because it isn't the reason Chris hasn't been as openly active on the internet. I doubt his probation got fucked up and it's safer to assume everything is going fine for Chris in that regard.

Until he does something unrelated and stupid. With Chris it's only ever a matter of time. He can either stay home all day or get in trouble.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

One day his flight response to police officers may get him royally fucked but I wouldn't bet on it happening before September.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I really doubt Chris is going to get arrested again, at least as long as the status quo exists. He isn't as naive as he was when he was in the Get-Tar region and knows that the cops won't listen to a speech as to why he's loitering. If someone threatens to call the cops on him, he's going to run away because he knows he can't beat the jerkops even if he's right.

I'm sure Bell has drilled it into that clown head of Chris's that he is to never step foot in the Game Place as long as Snyder owns and works there. Really, I wonder what would have happened if Chris would have told Snyder he thought he was unbanned now that someone else owned the Game Place instead of freaking out like he did.

The times he faced legal repercussions were at the Game Place, when he was loitering or when he had a mental block while figuring out a math problem and rear ended someone. Chris is dumb, but I'm sure he knows he's done with the Game Place. He'll probably run away if someone threatens to call the cops on him. That means for now, unless he gets into a car accident while going out for q-sands (which is possible), freaks out and gets tased by a jerkop, he's not going to get into trouble with the law.

That said, this assumes his life will continue like it is now, which of course isn't going to happen. He could end up as a deranged homeless adult autistic child once in time after Barb dies and then he might have unpleasant encounters with the cops.

 

[qld]

Yeah, a transcript would be excellent. Keeping her real name private is a good idea.

Given that she is a prostitute, she'll probably expect to be paid for her story. We'd have to have a way to prove it was her, even if we did raise a nominal sum for her story.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I really don't care too much about what Chris did with the hooker(s). We've seen the guy naked, in his mother's underwear, in a diaper, in a thong with make-up, farting on a cake, drinking his own semen, and fucking a blow-up doll. This is probably the most normal sexual event in his life and it's still kind of sad. I'm more interested in how he interacts with people when he's out and what he"s done to get kicked out of a few places.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Chris sexual escapde was probably what we all expected.

Awkward, smelly sex with him lasting no more then 5 minuted

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I really don't care too much about what Chris did with the hooker(s). We've seen the guy naked, in his mother's underwear, in a diaper, in a thong with make-up, farting on a cake, drinking his own semen, and fucking a blow-up doll. This is probably the most normal sexual event in his life and it's still kind of sad. I'm more interested in how he interacts with people when he's out and what he"s done to get kicked out of a few places.

Kinda sad? It a fucking tragedy. There is not enough eye bleach in the world to undo all the damage Chris's antics have done to my eyeballs!

 

[BurtyDrappedCreifs]

Too bad, there are still things to talk about. Like what Chris might do after his probation ends. I think that he should just start playing WoW, and then he'll be garenteed to be a virgin for the rest of his life, and he'll remain occupied.

And guess who will be there waiting for him?

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/n ... ash/simple

Touché, I had forgotten about Chris' sudden, and unexpected deflowering.

I wish we could identify the prostitute and get an interview. I believe that would be a contender for the holy grail.

I'm sure she'd have an interesting story to tell, but I don't think she really deserves the attention. Maybe sometime someone could get the story from Chris.

And what a steaming pile of horse ploppie THAT story is going to be, as told by the Manbaby With Something To Prove.

 

[waffle]

Unless we have some real evidence that the charges are getting reduced or sealed I still think he violated his probation. I just talked to my friend who's a year older than me and practices law and he confirmed what I thought, that they don't have a "review" hearing otherwise.