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[gasolineman]

I'm not surprised, his whole youtube channel got fucked by an sexual accusation so of course he'd be right leaning.

I guess that makes sense, but it seems weird that he'd alienate the few fans he has left

 

[gasolineman]

You have to archive this one, because no one ever disrespects Clone High‘s own Kennedy.

oh yeah that reminds me, he only talks about one of the presidents in his thumbnail. He saw "hey, clone high is getting a reboot, it's popular now, time to clickbait."

 

[Xerxes IX]

Toby Turner is a trump supporter? That's funnier than anything Quinton has ever done.

You just know he's getting a lot of replies telling him to shut up because he did stupid shit like be on the Annoying Orange show and making that Nugget in a Biscuit song.

Honestly I wish more ecelebs got mocked for begging people to vote their way or acting like thier political views are super special and important because after this election cycle I'm sick to death of it. But in practice it'll only happen to right leaning ecelebs like Tobuscus here.

 

[Campbell-Duo]

You just know he's getting a lot of replies telling him to shut up because he did stupid shit like be on the Annoying Orange show and making that Nugget in a Biscuit song.

Honestly I wish more ecelebs got mocked for begging people to vote their way or acting like thier political views are super special and important because after this election cycle I'm sick to death of it. But in practice it'll only happen to right leaning ecelebs like Tobuscus here.

Yeah god forbid the left-leaning retards actually do the same to people begging others to vote biden but it'll never happen. The left defends their own

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

No matter how much you write or talk about Quinton Reviews, there has never been a more perfect way to summarize his career than this screenshot.
Quinton Reviews in three acts. (A)

1st stage: Lack of awareness, being it of joy or smugness.
2nd stage: Awareness, realization of what is actually going on.
3rd stage: Shame, the punishment of being in the moment and having no one to blame but yourself.

I think regardless of who wins, Quinton always loses.

Since I think this might get ninja'd one way or another I am going to list the Good Media Criticism: Kiwi Voter Edition to welcome four new years of darkness.
1) Goose Boose (247k): One of the finest ans least melodramatic voices in the internet mysteries subgenre, a mini Mutha if you will. A soothing voice, straight ot the facts and a cute green ribbon on head, the whole package. This unit not only ensures to keep his corner of the Internet clean by not stretching his videos but also has called out notorious mutt lolcow Dross for stealing material from gringos. He just finished his Traumathon, a mini collection of retrospectives about stuff that scared him and his fans when they were younger. Kino watches: Nevada-Tan: The Girl Behind a Disturbing Meme, North Korea's Propaganda Vlogs and The Dead Body Glitch.
2) Nitpix (240k): The review duo of Sam and Max might not be new to those seasoned on this thread, since Sam and Max skipped the bullet to come to the Void, but their talents should not be understated. Good comedic timing, fine writing, english accents and self awareness with a hard on for Trump and better takes on Doctor Who. They don't upload as often as they used to (with most of their activity nowadays being concentrated on their second channel Dikpix and the podcast Bleeding on the Page) but the production value and knowledge they display should be enough to keep you entertainted even in their weakest videos. Kino watches: The Film That BROKE Ben Affleck, Why Sacha Baron Cohen Is A Genius and Why Doctor Who is a MESS. Their Is Pixar Dead? got infamously spammed by the algorithm two years ago and their Black Mirror takes are shit.
3) Glink (316k): Another name sorta shilled already on this very thread and mostly intended to the overwhelming majority of cishet white male posters. Glink much like Quinton was a bit too close to the wrong side of history on his early years but has remained mostly at peace with it and has rised to make documentary tier dossiers on Internet culture, ergo Fallen Titans but about stuff happening right now. A proud son of Armenia and a guy who definetly is doing an effort for his work to be more known and recognized than himself, nuff said. Kino watches: The Parasocial Problem with Livestreaming, The Lonely Fans of OnlyFans and Finding Meaning Through Online Father Figures.
4) Cartoonshiシ (43.7k): Ever wonder how old /co/ would have been if it was a animated american? This madman pisses of Twitter almost each week despite his subcount and produces the content to justify the salt. Think of him as E;R, but less edgy on purpose and more edgy with a purpose. Kino watches: The SubtOWLe House and the Unoriginal Depression of Modern Cartoons, The Difference Between LGBT Forcing and Representation in Animation and An Angry Critique of SVTFOE's Finale.
5) Veridis Joe (86.3K): black reviewer boi, go sub. Kino watches: Your Favorite Fandom Isn't Toxic, Annoying Characther In Animation | What and What Not To Do and Steven Is The Main Problem in Steven Universe Future.

 

[Commodus]

1. Earlier this week while watching YouTube it came to my attention that there is a website called transparency.tube, with the main goal of is to be a "source" for journalists to research youtubers based on their overal political allignment. The biggest channels featured are all very explicit on their politics and the overwhelming majority of channels are either grifters or just culture channels, which completely goes againt the "transparency" part since it avoided accounting channels that could sue for defamation. It gets worse. They use a bot that doesn't judge people based on themselves or even their channels but rather their fans, which are judged based on what they are subbed to. It came to my attention on the first place because they have been falsely labelling libertarian content as right wing.

So, what does this have to do with Quinton?
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Quinton was on Transparency Tube, I have a screenshot from about 2 weeks ago. It seems some channels have been removed from there, possibly due to the backlash that the site received. For example Mauler was also on there (as 'Partisan Right' no less) but now shows no results.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Quinton was on Transparency Tube, I have a screenshot from about 2 weeks ago. It seems some channels have been removed from there, possibly due to the backlash that the site received. For example Mauler was also on there (as 'Partisan Right' no less) but now shows no results.
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Thanks for the correction, it makes more sense now. Not sure how the views are supposed to be read but I think even Rational Disconnect has more total views.

Ok, something that I forgot to mention about Fake Presidents and kept slipping. If this video feels rushed, even amongst Quinton videos, is because it is. Quinton was still editing the ending segment while I made the update on it, which probably means he put an allnighter before Election Day. Also, months ago the script was endorsing Vermin Supreme but since Vermin did try this year to sway legitimate voters and help the Libertarian Party to stop being a joke he likely decided to ignore Biden's long history of sexual misconduct.

Also also, dont know if it is Quinton's body, his shirts or maybe something else, but he just looks weird. Like in this video he is wearing a shirt that says "I Love Oil" that has a shiny red heart and the shirt itself almost looks like a women's shirt, which reminded me of that Ball State shirt from The Biggest Garfield that also looked like a women's shirt. I dont know if Q is getting some sort of weird new fabric or all custom shirts look like that but I felt like pointing out since I just couldn't bother to watch his video in full. His hair is in this weird middleground between being bed hair and purposely shat and even sitting he is hunching forward, you can see his hunchback even when he is facing the camera.

EDIT: The shirt is from this shitfest. How the fuck does Q manage to do this consistently.

 

[admiral]

Its staggering how rushed it is. The King in yellow bit stood out- he didn't even take the time to learn the guy's name? I've always disliked it when youtubers are clearly reading off their phone in an edited video. Get some flashcards or a scrolling screen with the script on, keep your eyes on the camera!

What is Quinton's endgame in pushing these videos out so fast? If he's worried about losing subscribers between videos because people forget about him, he should have had a consistent upload schedule from the beginning. If your content isn't consistently high quality you need to at least make sure it's released regularly.

Quinton comes off as really insecure. His style kinda reminds me of writing an essay for a class that you're not too confident about. You leave it until the last minute, and then write it in a flurry and submit wihtout really checking it over because you're scared that you'll find lots of mistakes, and you don't have the time or the energy to fix them.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I find it funny that Quinton has to go on Transparency Tube when he’s the least transparent YouTuber I’ve seen to date.

 

[Scarmaiden]

Quinton even can't troll a call:

Aside from being scummy for wasting people's time, it's just so profoundly not funny

 

[Neurotic Loser]

Quinton even can't troll a call:

Aside from being scummy for wasting people's time, it's just so profoundly not funny

He's the worst type of comedian, someone who thinks he's so funny but isn't. Him laughing at his own jokes is obnoxious.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Quinton even can't troll a call:

Aside from being scummy for wasting people's time, it's just so profoundly not funny

How does one look like Tom Green but not even know how to do prank calling right?

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Quinton even can't troll a call:

Aside from being scummy for wasting people's time, it's just so profoundly not funny

At this rate he is goign to look like his dad by the midterms, even in a world where Biden ends up being fucking AOC in disguise and he gets to 400k subs. I think that how this year ends is going to prove Q's true potential as a lolcow even though what makes him a cow imo has nothing to do with politics.

For now I suggest to the beautiful readers of this humble thread to look out for Q's own subreddit since it already has proven to be a good repository to get answers from him. For now I leave you with this gem.
A redditor asked "Hey Quinton, quick question on how you write videos[?]" (A)
to which Q responded:

I will give credit where credit is due. This is pretty normal shit for youtubers but the results are the ones speaking here and they are painting quite the picture.

 

[Chilson]

At this rate he is goign to look like his dad by the midterms, even in a world where Biden ends up being fucking AOC in disguise and he gets to 400k subs. I think that how this year ends is going to prove Q's true potential as a lolcow even though what makes him a cow imo has nothing to do with politics.

For now I suggest to the beautiful readers of this humble thread to look out for Q's own subreddit since it already has proven to be a good repository to get answers from him. For now I leave you with this gem.
A redditor asked "Hey Quinton, quick question on how you write videos[?]" (A)
to which Q responded:
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I will give credit where credit is due. This is pretty normal shit for youtubers but the results are the ones speaking here and they are painting quite the picture.

Waking early in the morning is 8 AM to Noon to this fag?!?!?!?! Ignoring how a regular 4 hour wake up timeframe is fucking childish, this dude seriously has no perspective for what constitutes early morning for most working adults. Even 8 AM is considered a fairly late morning for most people who work real world jobs.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Waking early in the morning is 8 AM to Noon to this fag?!?!?!?! Ignoring how a regular 4 hour wake up timeframe is fucking childish, this dude seriously has no perspective for what constitutes early morning for most working adults. Even 8 AM is considered a fairly late morning for most people who work real world jobs.

He also tries to present his morning "routine" as introspective and deep, but it's really just the equivalent of a child thinking about what he'll say to his friends/that girl today, the latest episodes in their favorite cartoon show, and the morning funnies in the paper. If you remove the Youtube aspect, it just reads as sad. He should try reading some books or something instead. Hell, all of this could be done amidst a workout routine, which would kill two birds with one stone for him. It's just kind of pathetic.

 

[Big Ruski]

Some black guy needs to beat Q's Ass so he'll never come back again lol

Caleb has my utmost respect for joining the militaryunlike NPC #130403040 also known by his designated code name: Quinton Hoover

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Some black guy needs to beat Q's Ass so he'll never come back again lol

Wish it was that easy. Q getting BTFO'd by a proud Son (or Daughter) of MLK happens at least every two months on Twitter with my personal favorites being when Derrick called him out on the "private n-word" and that time a hotep Facebook page mocked the ever loving shit of his Ancient Aliens vid.
Q seems to be more fixated on gender than in race imo, which helps him cope with how both mainstream Dems and larping coomies aren't nearly as popular amongst POCs as they would wish. The Alphabets are a completely different case, especially because most modern sexual minorities are getting sick of trying to partake on the larp. Add that Q is a fucking appalachian Kentucky whyboi and his only opression points boil down to how much tags he can add to his gender expression and sexuality.

Rusty Cage, being the glorious fuck that has humilliated Q the most without trying, decided to bring his own editing to the magnificent act of courage that was calling the war room to make a prank call at the very end of the administration. Credit to @The Fifth Waltz, who is responsible for at least a third of my posts on this thread but never shares their findings. This is dedicated to you.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Some black guy needs to beat Q's Ass so he'll never come back again lol

What's that Pink Panther guy calling himself nowadays? We finally need a nigga for something and he disappears. Typical.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Ok, here goes a little gift from me to you. Even though a Quinton dox is pretty redundant at this point @Autistic got a confirmation throught looking at voter registration and the reason we reserved that data until now is because we expected to find Q's new address through that but it didn't work and the ballot was likely sent to his parents home. This confirms the dox already posted, which again is redundant.

Another piece of info I was holding back was that we have the profiles of the Quintelligentsia, all the notable orbiters of Q that act as his white knights and closest confidents.

Spoiler: Into the Johnmasverse

First we have the most influential, as in Q listens to him and interacts the most, Hippie Rat aka Robert Thompson from Florida. Head cultural appropiator rastafari wigger that wears a luchador mask and spits on the regular as orange MC.

https://www.youtube.com/c/HippieRat/about
https://epicrapbattlesofhistory.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Hippie_Rat

If you remember all the powerleveling in the New York trip one of the people involved is Adustus aka Chris London. Actor, filmmaker and Alfie Allen lookalike.

https://www.youtube.com/c/Adustus/about
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4858647/

Then we have the first Quintonette ever discussed, Becca who changes alias every fucking month and is literally me.

https://linktr.ee/TheSalandria

To close we have two of the ones we could uncover the least:
seanbagel, the only known black friend of Q.

seanbagel’s profile

seanbagel uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 464 films watched. Favorites: Donnie Darko (2001), Heathers (1988), Evil Dead II (1987), Akira (1988).

letterboxd.com

And ToastmanJack, an aussie that takes care of the Quew when everyone else is sleeping.

https://mangadex.org/user/662/toastmanjack/chapters/17/
https://www.speedrun.com/user/ToastmanJack
https://www.reddit.com/user/Jacktheunpleasant/comments/

Other notable quintonians include:
Nolan B. of Pizza Party Podcast fame.

RaccoonReason, top supporter on Patreon that was kicked by accident during the Third Kiwi Troubles.

Flowergothic, nb breatube orbiter that made a video on the Farms and nobody is sure if is trans or not.

And Deviant Crow, a literal deviant hebophile that has milked Antoons dry.

And of course.

 

[Who Vile]

( https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1326670776221786112 / https://archive.md/4f1xU )
Quinton calls Boris Johnson of the center-right Conservative party "far right". Can't tell if he's exagerating because he's a slimy liar or wrong because he's a stupid retard