r/childfree - Where child-haters congregate

[TowinKarz]

Identity Politics Myopia - Me being loud is just an inconvenient necessity to spread the message. YOU being loud is you being rude and trying to dominate the conversation with your hate speech/propaganda, so sit down and shut up.....

Nothing to see here folks, move along....

 

[Hummingbird]

I would be legitimately curious to see what happened to this person. Do they still remember how they were denied the ultimate honor of opening a box containing a Harry Potter book on July 16th, 2005? Has this evolved over the years into an epic tale of abuse at the hands of breeders? Did they just forget about it? Or did they grow up?

I bet that kid is going to have some memories about this.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I bet that kid is going to have some memories about this.

Baby's First Death Threat.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Speaking of hating kids.

 

[Mrs Paul]

It's probably better these people don't have kids. Who'd want these asshats for parents?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

It's probably better these people don't have kids. Who'd want these asshats for parents?

And you just know they'd be obnoxious helicopter parents forcing their way into every aspect of their children's lives.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

It's probably better these people don't have kids. Who'd want these asshats for parents?

What's funny is all the posts they make about how they'd TOTALLY be better parents u guise!

 

[JP 307]

I have no words for this one, other than that this woman clearly doesn't seem to grasp either feminism or humor. Also, if someone tells you that you should have kids, you can give the genius rebuttal that J the security guard mom says not to have kids!


http://archive.is/91JNu

Also, the guy telling this story apparently works in a lab and made his room into a mini one, has a huge Lego collection, and considers kids to be a plague.

http://archive.is/jyaHm

Story isn't too special but his comments are:

 

[Purple People Eater]

I have no words for this one, other than that this woman clearly doesn't seem to grasp either feminism or humor. Also, if someone tells you that you should have kids, you can give the genius rebuttal that J the security guard mom says not to have kids!


http://archive.is/91JNu

Also, the guy telling this story apparently works in a lab and made his room into a mini one, has a huge Lego collection, and considers kids to be a plague.

http://archive.is/jyaHm

Story isn't too special but his comments are:
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At least she tried really hard to make that incredibly mundane story sound interesting. It just came out cringey though.

 

[JP 307]

At least she tried really hard to make that incredibly mundane story sound interesting. It just came out cringey though.

My favorite part was “YAY feminism!” Because . . . clearly a woman cannot want both a career and a child?

Like, I completely understand why some women would get offended by the whole “all women must want and love kids” stereotype, but that comment came off salty af.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I have no words for this one, other than that this woman clearly doesn't seem to grasp either feminism or humor. Also, if someone tells you that you should have kids, you can give the genius rebuttal that J the security guard mom says not to have kids!


http://archive.is/91JNu

Also, the guy telling this story apparently works in a lab and made his room into a mini one, has a huge Lego collection, and considers kids to be a plague.

http://archive.is/jyaHm

Story isn't too special but his comments are:
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Adult Lego enthusiasts have no right to complain about children.

 

[Duck Hunt]

I have no words for this one, other than that this woman clearly doesn't seem to grasp either feminism or humor. Also, if someone tells you that you should have kids, you can give the genius rebuttal that J the security guard mom says not to have kids!


http://archive.is/91JNu

This post is so bizarre because every time I see my older sister [who has three kids] I always hear her say "NEVER HAVE CHILDREN" and she seems constantly miserable.

And these folks have never met anyone else like that? Where do they live?

 

[AveraDiane]

It always amuses me how much they chimp out over baby showers and pregnancy announcements. "You reproduce just like everyone else so IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL (huffpuff)" Like, shut up and let people be happy.

 

[AnOminous]

This post is so bizarre because every time I see my older sister [who has three kids] I always hear her say "NEVER HAVE CHILDREN" and she seems constantly miserable.

How do you not figure out after two that you don't want any more?

 

[Overcast]

Fuck you bitch, I don't care if it's your crotchfruit's first day of school. Get out of my way!

Like, I can understand her frustration, but jeez, she was reveling in the fact she was trying to ruin a huge moment for the mom.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Fuck you bitch, I don't care if it's your crotchfruit's first day of school. Get out of my way!

Like, I can understand her frustration, but jeez, she was reveling in the fact she was trying to ruin a huge moment for the mom.

People who live in gated communities lose the right to complain about self-involved pricks who don't notice their surroundings.

 

[Existancefan42]

I remember when I wasn't that happy around or being responsible for kids, but I took the time to hear some of them out, and they are not rabid gremlins these edgelords make them up to be.
Says allot when you see a man or woman past 24 acting like a toxic bitch because a kid glanced at them, these kid haters might as well be Giant 5th graders.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Hopefully, one day they'll realize that it's possible to choose not to have children without being a screeching harpy about it.

 

[TowinKarz]

This post is so bizarre because every time I see my older sister [who has three kids] I always hear her say "NEVER HAVE CHILDREN" and she seems constantly miserable.

And these folks have never met anyone else like that? Where do they live?

It's the same self-important rage that fuels tumblrinas and SJW bloggers.... you go around looking for the absolute worse in people, and lo and behold! You find it...... That person who cut you off in traffic didn't just have a brain fart that we all have and forget to check his/her blind spot, they're simpletons who hold all of society back, including and especially you and should be EUTHANIZED! Nothing is an accident, everything is a personal affront, it's the same failure to not always assume malice dictates all actions that have modern day feminists screeching about manspreading and mansplaining.

 

[Duck Hunt]

How do you not figure out after two that you don't want any more?

I think she was done after she had the first one but shrugged and kept being irresponsible. Sounds like her.

Fuck you bitch, I don't care if it's your crotchfruit's first day of school. Get out of my way!

Like, I can understand her frustration, but jeez, she was reveling in the fact she was trying to ruin a huge moment for the mom.

Can we take a moment to note something about this OP?

(And the fact that I can't imagine putting up with a small child. If I could birth a teenager I would probably be down with parenthood.)

Do you know anything about teenagers, were you ever one, why would you be more okay with that than a small child