r/childfree - Where child-haters congregate

[cuddle striker]

I don't have kids but I hate the cf community for stealing the word breeder. that and "brood mare" are just the greatest.

all these groups have to be the same damn ten people though, everyone who's not batshit just leaves without even posting, I think.

 

[The Great Chandler]

My main problem with these people isn't their overreactions to being in the presence of a child (although that shit is ridiculous), but more that they act like they're so god damn persecuted.

Basically Reddit in a nutshell.

 

[sociopathcancer]

i was carrying my sisters daughter last week and she pulled my top down and bit my nipple so damn hard it makes me want to never have kids ever

 

[Pointless Pedant]

There's a lot of good things about having kids and there's a lot of good things about not having kids. So do whatever you want.

My main problem with these people isn't their overreactions to being in the presence of a child (although that shit is ridiculous), but more that they act like they're so god damn persecuted. Yeah, it gets obnoxious to hear the "you should have kids!" all the time, but these people act like anyone who doesn't want to have children is literally a worthless piece of shit in the eyes of society and that's not true. Hell, it's considerably less true in 2017 than it has ever been in history, childfree lifestyles are considerably more accepted than they would be even as recently as the 80s.

It depends. Monks and Catholic priests were supposed to be celibate, and the problem was that a lot of them weren't.

First, I love how the person admits they're autistic.

Second, what is it with these antisocial child-hating losers and cats? They rag on and on about how children are disgusting but they can't stop gushing over a pet which literally shits in a box you keep in your house.

Autists usually admit they are at the first opportunity, because they want to play it for sympathy.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

There's a lot of good things about having kids and there's a lot of good things about not having kids. So do whatever you want.

My main problem with these people isn't their overreactions to being in the presence of a child (although that shit is ridiculous), but more that they act like they're so god damn persecuted. Yeah, it gets obnoxious to hear the "you should have kids!" all the time, but these people act like anyone who doesn't want to have children is literally a worthless piece of shit in the eyes of society and that's not true. Hell, it's considerably less true in 2017 than it has ever been in history, childfree lifestyles are considerably more accepted than they would be even as recently as the 80s.

Only places you'd get that much shit for not wanting kids these days would be in certain religious communities.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

i was carrying my sisters daughter last week and she pulled my top down and bit my nipple so damn hard it makes me want to never have kids ever

Good for you.

 

[Predator_Too]

I almost kind of identify with the ChildFree movement, being that I don't like kids, but then I see hilarious sperging like this. Oh, boy.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I almost kind of identify with the ChildFree movement, being that I don't like kids, but then I see hilarious sperging like this. Oh, boy.

Yeah, there's not a thing wrong with not wanting a kid, but pretending to be an oppressed minority because of it is an astounding leap in Autism.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Yeah, there's not a thing wrong with not wanting a kid, but pretending to be an oppressed minority because of it is an astounding leap in Autism.

So a typical day for anyone on reddit

 

[Denied]

That's because just like tumblr, these people lead boring lives, it's just that these people all feel special because they don't want children and need to constantly talk about not wanting children.

I feel there is a tendency for various internet supposedly IRL story-telling communities, to devolve into more and more outlandish and obviously fake stories. I think it particular happens once there's a strong sense of identity or community, like when they begin developing internal lingo like 'Mombie' and such. People want to be the one with the 'it' post so the urge to tell something fake is probably stronger. The karma system really reinforces this on reddit I think.

I genuinely doubt I'll ever desire having kids, but I also have various thought-out reasons I don't want to. I once visited r/childfree a bit, hoping to find different perspectives on how and why various people may be choosing similarly. You'd expect more people discussing genetic disorders, career choices or just wanting to travel the world and whatnot but nah. Mostly it's just absurd stories about sometimes misbehaving children and their parents. There is some discussion about things like parents nagging for grandchildren, and I think it's reasonable for people to want to vent about. But mostly it's the weird neurotic rants about the kids.

For people who want a life without children, they sure obsess about them a lot. Kids can be annoying they can be cute, I think most actually 'childfree' people are pretty neutral on the subject and thus avoid these places alltogether... spending their 'childfree' time pursuing other life goals, one might hope.

 

[AnimuGinger]

I feel there is a tendency for various internet supposedly IRL story-telling communities, to devolve into more and more outlandish and obviously fake stories. I think it particular happens once there's a strong sense of identity or community, like when they begin developing internal lingo like 'Mombie' and such. People want to be the one with the 'it' post so the urge to tell something fake is probably stronger. The karma system really reinforces this on reddit I think.

I genuinely doubt I'll ever desire having kids, but I also have various thought-out reasons I don't want to. I once visited r/childfree a bit, hoping to find different perspectives on how and why various people may be choosing similarly. You'd expect more people discussing genetic disorders, career choices or just wanting to travel the world and whatnot but nah. Mostly it's just absurd stories about sometimes misbehaving children and their parents. There is some discussion about things like parents nagging for grandchildren, and I think it's reasonable for people to want to vent about. But mostly it's the weird neurotic rants about the kids.

For people who want a life without children, they sure obsess about them a lot. Kids can be annoying they can be cute, I think most actually 'childfree' people are pretty neutral on the subject and thus avoid these places alltogether... spending their 'childfree' time pursuing other life goals, one might hope.

The problem is that boring people seek something to latch onto, and they form their entire identity around it. That's why you see such exaggerated stories. They have nothing else to do. No talents, no hobbies. So they spend their time circlejerking and making up stories. Kinda like what we do here, but more autistic.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

The problem is that boring people seek something to latch onto, and they form their entire identity around it. That's why you see such exaggerated stories. They have nothing else to do. No talents, no hobbies. So they spend their time circlejerking and making up stories. Kinda like what we do here, but more autistic.

We don't make up stories, we laugh at other people's made up stories. It's not any more productive, but it's not the same.

 

[OtterParty]

I love my cat, don't get me wrong, but I'd rather change a diaper than go panning for shit. At least you can wash a baby off.

I've never had to deal with the "wrist deep in baby poop" style of diaper-changing, though.

you never will unless you've been fisting your baby

 

[Acceptable]

i want kids, but I'm not giving birth... no way. I'm not having my vagina ruined because that. i was adopted, and ill most likely adopt my kids. I've seen that miracle of life video they show in school, and that bitchs vagina gets wrecked. and there is also the problem of passing on my genetics, do i really want to bring a human into this world that looks and acts somewhat like me? no thanks. giving birth is such a fucking wild card, you never know what kind of fucked up meat fetus you've got growing in you. why take that chance? why not choose the baby you want? and no, kids who are adopted aren't always crazy as fuck. as long as you adopt them when they are an infant, the problems are minimal to none existent. it is crazy to think that there are kids out there who are 16 or 17 years old and are still waiting for parents to love them, and we have people like the Hartley hooligans mom, who just doesn't give a fuck. its the same with dogs... anyone who has ever adopted their four legged best friend from a shelter, knows what I'm talking about when i say that people should just slow down the breeding. oh and if your gonna pull that "its not my real child how can i love it the same" then your fucked up. cause if you just give birth and say you love the little alien, then your doing the same thing pretty much. it is your biological child, but bitch you aint even known the mother fucker for five minutes. how do you know you love it? ah I'm joking but still. don't knock adoption my friends.

edit:
shit guys i was being sarcastic that entire time...

 

[Doc Cassidy]

you never will unless you've been fisting your baby

Hot

 

[Megapiss]

i want kids, but I'm not giving birth... no way. I'm not having my vagina ruined because that. i was adopted, and ill most likely adopt my kids. I've seen that miracle of life video they show in school, and that bitchs vagina gets wrecked. and there is also the problem of passing on my genetics, do i really want to bring a human into this world that looks and acts somewhat like me? no thanks. giving birth is such a fucking wild card, you never know what kind of fucked up meat fetus you've got growing in you. why take that chance? why not choose the baby you want? and no, kids who are adopted aren't always crazy as fuck. as long as you adopt them when they are an infant, the problems are minimal to none existent. it is crazy to think that there are kids out there who are 16 or 17 years old and are still waiting for parents to love them, and we have people like the Hartley hooligans mom, who just doesn't give a fuck. its the same with dogs... anyone who has ever adopted their four legged best friend from a shelter, knows what I'm talking about when i say that people should just slow down the breeding. oh and if your gonna pull that "its not my real child how can i love it the same" then your fucked up. cause if you just give birth and say you love the little alien, then your doing the same thing pretty much. it is your biological child, but bitch you aint even known the mother fucker for five minutes. how do you know you love it? ah I'm joking but still. don't knock adoption my friends.

Nice blog.

 

[AnimuGinger]

i want kids, but I'm not giving birth... no way. I'm not having my vagina ruined because that. i was adopted, and ill most likely adopt my kids. I've seen that miracle of life video they show in school, and that bitchs vagina gets wrecked. and there is also the problem of passing on my genetics, do i really want to bring a human into this world that looks and acts somewhat like me? no thanks. giving birth is such a fucking wild card, you never know what kind of fucked up meat fetus you've got growing in you. why take that chance? why not choose the baby you want? and no, kids who are adopted aren't always crazy as fuck. as long as you adopt them when they are an infant, the problems are minimal to none existent. it is crazy to think that there are kids out there who are 16 or 17 years old and are still waiting for parents to love them, and we have people like the Hartley hooligans mom, who just doesn't give a fuck. its the same with dogs... anyone who has ever adopted their four legged best friend from a shelter, knows what I'm talking about when i say that people should just slow down the breeding. oh and if your gonna pull that "its not my real child how can i love it the same" then your fucked up. cause if you just give birth and say you love the little alien, then your doing the same thing pretty much. it is your biological child, but bitch you aint even known the mother fucker for five minutes. how do you know you love it? ah I'm joking but still. don't knock adoption my friends.

So you have autism, right?

 

[Pointless Pedant]

So you have autism, right?

It's better that someone that exceptional doesn't have children at all.

 

[AnimuGinger]

It's better that someone that exceptional doesn't have children at all.

Then how can we dox and laugh at their children?

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Then how can we dox and laugh at their children?

Bob Chandler was a successful engineer and he still had the world's most infamous lolcow for a son. There'd still be cows.