r/childfree - Where child-haters congregate

[ZeCommissar]

The fact people are using the word "crotch fruit" and "breeder" unironically terrifies me.

I don't want kids, I will admit I don't like small kids when they start crying and such (who does?) but its mostly because I think with my attitude I would be a shitty parent IMO.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I think she was done after she had the first one but shrugged and kept being irresponsible. Sounds like her.


Can we take a moment to note something about this OP?

Do you know anything about teenagers, were you ever one, why would you be more okay with that than a small child

I think this person is blind to how terrible teenagers are because they still basically are one.

 

[AnOminous]

The fact people are using the word "crotch fruit" and "breeder" unironically terrifies me.

It's terrifying how much shit starts ironically and turns into a horrifying reality, e.g., any 4chan meme that escapes into reality.

 

[blastoiseplushie]

This here breeder had her crotchfruit's peach fuzz cut at the barber shop today. Crotchfruit is going to run around with other various fruits in a crotchfruit salad at the soccer fields kicking a ball around, cheered on by us Mombies at the sidelines.

And guess what, I could never be more proud of that after reading this thread.

 

[Quijibo69]

Children are for fat people and hookers.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Apparently having his niece plopped in his lap triggers him to the point of being unable to have rational thought on how to act.

The comments escalated quickly.

https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/508mqs/brother_in_law_is_coming_with_his_crusty_ass/

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Apparently having his niece plopped in his lap triggers him to the point of being unable to have rational thought on how to act.

The comments escalated quickly.

https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/508mqs/brother_in_law_is_coming_with_his_crusty_ass/

Wow Ryan's a fag. What the guy should've done is cowboy up, smile and say hi to his niece. Mormon-in-law wouldn't have handed his child over if he thought this guy was unfit for a healthy relationship with her.

But maybe he is, since he goes online bitches about children and then tips his fedora in the process as well.

 

[blastoiseplushie]

I can't believe there are actually people like this.

Nothing wrong with not having kids yourself, and not wanting to raise them. But to be a crochety mean creep who hates other people's children is pathetic. What are they going to do this week when the schoolbuses start rolling through towns again? Ram into them with their cars?

Children get older, and the snot-nose kids they complain about will be the future medical professionals taking care of these people when they are old and helpless.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

But maybe he isn't, since he goes online bitches about children and then tips his fedora in the process as well.

M'crotchfruit.

 

[Muttnik]

I can understand not wanting children. That's perfectly fine. But I've never understood these people's irrational hatred of something they once were themselves. EVERYONE was a kid at some point. Everyone was bratty or whiny or in need of parenting or attention. It's the life cycle.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I can understand not wanting children. That's perfectly fine. But I've never understood these people's irrational hatred of something they once were themselves. EVERYONE was a kid at some point. Everyone was bratty or whiny or in need of parenting or attention. It's the life cycle.

Call the on it, they'll say one if two things.

"I was a good child who never acted out. I was behaved. All thanks to/ despite my parents"

"Yeah I was a shitty child all children are shit."

 

[pozilei]

Yeah, it's bizarre. They seem to view children as some kind of different, unnecessary species rather than just young humans. I can understand not wanting children, I can even to some extent understand being uncomfortable around children (they're unpredictable, they don't adhere to 'normal' rules of polite society e.g. a child might touch/grab you, randomly laugh at you etc.) but this is just weird.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

The cringe is too fucking strong.
https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/50g2pz/banned_for_being_childfree_p/

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Could it be you were banned for sperging about "crotchfruit" at every opportunity regardless of its relevance to discussions regarding anti-capitalist ideas in the anti-capitalist subreddit you were banned from?



Nahhh, couldn't be.

 

[TowinKarz]

Doesn't even mention what the specifics were either.

Anyone thrown out of a movement who claims not to know why is either a liar, clueless, caustic, or all three.

 

[Lurkman]

I can understand not wanting children. That's perfectly fine. But I've never understood these people's irrational hatred of something they once were themselves. EVERYONE was a kid at some point. Everyone was bratty or whiny or in need of parenting or attention. It's the life cycle.

Someone made a thread on that the other day as a matter of fact

People actually admitted to being shit children so that's a little relieving

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Update: The anti capitalism sped I posted has deleted their post.
https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/50g2pz/banned_for_being_childfree_p/

Someone brought some logic and was downvoted to oblivion:

 

[cruderudedude]

While redditors who get into these niche communities are very lame, deliberately taking seriously things that are obviously meant to be jokes in an effort to make a group look foolish is also very lame

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

That definitely happened.

 

[TowinKarz]

Because pigtails make me not notice you're fat..... somehow....