Containment Random Chris Updates

[Pickle Inspector]

I'm from the UK and have never heard of this thing before. Clicking on the link it looks like its a service for primarily South Asian students, though it could potentially be for students studying abroad. But, if this is what Chris was referring to, it definitely doesn't seem like he would be accepted

Yeah I've never heard of it either, it seems to be an extremely niche thing for rich parents sending their kids to the UK for education purposes.

Although it does beg the question if Chris is coming over the UK or since he's contacting Count Dankula who lives in Scotland.

 

[CWCissey]

Only 'Guardian' I've heard of here is in the context or 'Parents or guardians'

It's essentially someone who legally looks after a child in the absence or incapacitation of the parents. Chris wants a replacement Barb.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Only 'Guardian' I've heard of here is in the context or 'Parents or guardians'

It's essentially someone who legally looks after a child in the absence or incapacitation of the parents. Chris wants a replacement Barb.

That's what he's always wanted, as far back as the start of his love quest

 

[CWCissey]

That's what he's always wanted, as far back as the start of his love quest

The fact he's asking Dankula for this kind of help now makes me think something really bad is happening with Barb.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris wants a replacement Barb.

Hopefully a drill sergeant or an asian tiger parent

 

[Pickle Inspector]

The fact he's asking Dankula for this kind of help now makes me think something really bad is happening with Barb.

It's hard to tell these days when fantasy is just as significant as reality for him, he could have had a dream about a magical portal in Scotland or something.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

It's hard to tell these days when fantasy is just as significant as reality for him, he could have had a dream about a magical portal in Scotland or something.

Please tell me Dankula isn't the stand-in who's gonna sort Chris out with housing etc when Barb dies? He's not that stupid, surely?

When Chris mentioned the Guardian thing I thought of the the UK sjw rag. I wouldn't put it past someone dumb and woke at that newspaper to write a pity-poor-bullied-Chris kind of story.

 

[Chan Fan]

Yeah I've never heard of it either, it seems to be an extremely niche thing for rich parents sending their kids to the UK for education purposes.

Although it does beg the question if Chris is coming over the UK or since he's contacting Count Dankula who lives in Scotland.

Seems like when Chris talked to Markus he didn't understand that he wasn't British and was in fact Scottish because he launched into some goofy Mary Poppins routine during the interview

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Dankula was probably the first positive interaction Chris has had with for a while. The fact that he hasn't talked with Dankula since 2018 is odd.

 

[CWCissey]

Seems like when Chris talked to Markus he didn't understand that he wasn't British and was in fact Scottish because he launched into some goofy Mary Poppins routine during the interview

Scotland's part of Britain at this time. No matter how much they complain.

So Markus IS British.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Please tell me Dankula isn't the stand-in who's gonna sort Chris out with housing etc when Barb dies? He's not that stupid, surely?

Seems unlikely. Dankula treats Chris entirely as a lolcow. He's got a real downer on SJW types in general so I can't honestly see him helping Chris out in any sort of long-term capacity, if at all. The best Chris can probably hope for from him is a Null-type situation, where he provides limited material help and tries to give Chris more in the way of genuinely useful advice to help himself rather than just leech off of others. Chris will ignore this and keep sperging about Da Merge, Dankula will get pissed off and wash his hands of Chris, and the Cosmic ballet will continue.

 

[Mr Roboto]

Seems unlikely. Dankula treats Chris entirely as a lolcow. He's got a real downer on SJW types in general so I can't honestly see him helping Chris out in any sort of long-term capacity, if at all. The best Chris can probably hope for from him is a Null-type situation, where he provides limited material help and tries to give Chris more in the way of genuinely useful advice to help himself rather than just leech off of others. Chris will ignore this and keep sperging about Da Merge, Dankula will get pissed off and wash his hands of Chris, and the Cosmic ballet will continue.

AKA the Chris Chan cycle

 

[Hogar Grupal]

It's hard to tell these days when fantasy is just as significant as reality for him, he could have had a dream about a magical portal in Scotland or something.

With Chris' history of dreams and how he takes them as though they are real, I could see that being the reason as to why he would contact Dankula after two years.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Maybe Chris is ready to be a mistress.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Maybe Chris is ready to be a mistress.

Shhh, Sockness will hear you! That greasy faggot will take absolutely anything as encouragement!

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Shhh, Sockness will hear you! That greasy faggot will take absolutely anything as encouragement!

In order to make this saga interesting, it's best to encourage Sockness to go to Ruckersville and surprise Chris.

 

[Meat Pickle]

In order to make this saga interesting, it's best to encourage Sockness to go to Ruckersville and surprise Chris.

At that point Chris deserves getting sodomized by Sockness.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

"local Guardian" makes it sound like some deity is about to reawaken near Dankula. Chris is probably trying to warn him about some "fated Merge event."

 

[Hapless Mailman]

At that point Chris deserves getting sodomized by Sockness.

Has anyone archived Sockness's old videos (like the one where he pretends to slowdance with Chris to Bella Notte)? I remember a time when Sockness/Chris was everyone's favorite autistic mating pair, and imo their interaction is more interesting than this boring Merge nonsense.

 

[RebelRein1488x]

Chris released a list of the “exposed” as mentioned from his tweet thread back in 6/2/2020:

Spoiler: The List

EDIT UPDATE:
Turns out he’ll be posting some more lists: