Containment Random Chris Updates

[Miss Hortensia]

"We've been sharing my body since. Yes, she is able to control my body when she has control, and speak through my lips in her voice"

A shame that nobody of Chris' imaginary friends is able to tackle the hoard. Or at least to help him brushing his teeth.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I wonder just how long Chris took to come up with Sonichu, after hearing the devastating news that he couldn't just cover the thing with vidya characters.

Based on the circumstances...five minutes.

Also didn't he already invent Bionic before then? So while there may not have been Sonichu, there'd likely still be some other sanic recolor, but not a chimera recolor.

Heh, that actually just made me realize that Chris could have just drawn an actual hedgehog painted blue instead of fucking Sonic for that assignment.

No I was suggesting that Steven Universe game. It's if the early Paper Mario games had a television license and didn't spiral out of control. However.... My research shows he didn't do anything on PSN. Fatty might've been shuddering in anticipation of the mighty Hexbox and it's green glory.

Ah, good. I'd hate to see A Hat in Time bastardized by Chris.

 

[deliciouscake]

Tulpa saga when?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Heh, that actually just made me realize that Chris could have just drawn an actual hedgehog painted blue instead of fucking Sonic for that assignment.

Too clever and creative.

 

[Nekromantik]

Tulpa saga when?

You say that like it hasn't been like that from the start.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Chris is even better than Phil when it comes to aquireing “headmates”

 

[CWCissey]

Chris is even better than Phil when it comes to aquireing “headmates”

Just another way that Chris will always be better than Phil.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I never will likely believe Chris really believes this is real. All this stuff is just him living his pretend/fantasy life has that normal young kids play. The third eye, the curse-ye-ha-me-ha on the t&h slaw-wheel back in the day, etc

I see users on here post more often than not that he’s becoming skitzophtanic but come on.

I agree, I've always seen Chris' fantasy life as the same kind a young child has. He's always had a childlike tendency to be unable/unwilling to "turn off" the roleplaying.

That said, it's somewhat concerning how hard he seems to be leaning into it these days.

 

[Coconut Gun]

We need the tard whisperer.

@Marvin, what the fuck do you make of all this?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I think the most important question is, with all of his Patreon cash, was he able to select the 12-month FingerHut financing instead of the 36?

 

[Zebedee]

Whatever Chris has, it goes beyond just simple autism. In fact, I always thought one of the tenants was a lack of fanciful thinking.

I think it would be neat if he gets gets a new kind of dissociative disorder named after him. CWCaphrenia?

It would be amazing, though we'd have to do a full MSE (mental state examination) assessment on him to prove that there is something amiss.

If so he might actually be impaired, that or he will fake illness for asspats.

 

[Coconut Gun]

He mentions Friday the 28th in the post. The last Friday the 28th was in July. Either he fucked up the date, or this shit has been going on for over 3 months.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

so basically Chris is using this franchise he's suddenly interested in because console-tans. Fingerhut must be salivating already

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

View attachment 309998 View attachment 309999 View attachment 310000
View attachment 310003 View attachment 310002 View attachment 310001

Chris isn't a skizo - Kiwifarms
This is just like that time Chris claimed to grow a vagina but only cut a hole in his crotch.

 

[odius]

Never thought I'd live to see the Schizo saga

 

[Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold]

Ok, so Chris is suffering from psychosis now.

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris isn't a skizo - Kiwifarms
This is just like that time Chris claimed to grow a vagina but only cut a hole in his crotch.

To be fair.. That's.. pretty fucking schitzo.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

Loli stuff now huh? This should be fine.

this should not be a surprise

 

[Zarkov]

Looks like the Jessica debacle has caused his multiple mental issues to worsen.

 

[4Macie]

Chris has let his pony friends call him Chris quite a few times now... and refer to him with male pronouns.

Pinkie did it and now Dischord did it.

How odd.