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Rupin said:
Caden is a old character. He has been Chris’s friend for like 3 or 4 years now. I believe he is the one that got him into D&D.
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Do we know what Caden looks/sounds like? Is it an idea guy tier tard wrangler? It would be funny if it was the Cabbage Patch gal pal but she is supposedly new. Whoever Caden is aside I just find it hard to believe that he would trust a random woman he only talked to through snail mail after being jailed considering his felting Fiona who was DTF and not fat. Everything he has been doing lately is so weeny but his ween radar is fairly broken so it's unintelligible.
 
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Burd Turglar said:
Rape your mother and make international news? Come on back and get all the super berries.

Run a site that documents said mother rape? The shadow realm for you, sir!
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what makes me laugh about this whole thing is like after being charged (and acquitted) of a serious charge, one of the first things you do coming back to the internet is start up a skitzo normie youtube stream

imagine of OJ Simpson started a Twitch channel
 
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DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
Do we know what Caden looks/sounds like? Is it an idea guy tier tard wrangler? It would be funny if it was the Cabbage Patch gal pal but she is supposedly new. Whoever Caden is aside I just find it hard to believe that he would trust a random woman he only talked to through snail mail after being jailed considering his felting Fiona who was DTF and not fat. Everything he has been doing lately is so weeny but his ween radar is fairly broken so it's unintelligible.
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His name is Caden Peck.

I think I was wrong about him being the guy to get Chris into DnD.
He is part of the Preator group that is making a mint selling Chris’s shit to dummies.
 
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Rupin said:
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His name is Caden Peck.

I think I was wrong about him being the guy to get Chris into DnD.
He is part of the Preator group that is making a mint selling Chris’s shit to dummies.
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Looks like Chantal's nemesis, DeeDee. Like a 60 y/o woman/possibly youngish pooner considering the name. Lmfao thank you for your service.

Even for a motherfucker, Chris has such low standards concerning the company he keeps.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Does anyone have a estimate of how much he pulled in in donations last night?
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With the way they were coming in… I’d say he made close to a k After taxes

I mean I was seeing that sonic ring pop up with 1 and 3 dollar donations pop up every five seconds.

Chris now has a thing similar to what Based Shaman has going on. People pay him and he reads their messages. All he needs now is an AI bot to do it for him and he is set.

I’m wondering if the Preator guys helped with that stream setup because that seems way to technical for Chris come up with himself.
 
Gutpuke said:
Weens will do anything to be part of christory nowadays
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Every dollar they give him, is a dollar closer to Chris having issues or losing his tugboat.

With Etsy paying him, along with weens giving him money, all this is being logged and sent to the IRS through these services. Come April, Chris might see a dramatic reduction in his SSDI because lets face it, Chris can't do his taxes for this kind of stuff, and moreover, doesn't foresee any issues. IRS agents might not bust down his door for SSDI fraud, but they'll certainly shut the tap off if they think he's bringing in more money that he should.

Every ween giving him money is contributing to this outcome.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Every dollar they give him, is a dollar closer to Chris having issues or losing his tugboat.

With Etsy paying him, along with weens giving him money, all this is being logged and sent to the IRS through these services. Come April, Chris might see a dramatic reduction in his SSDI because lets face it, Chris can't do his taxes for this kind of stuff, and moreover, doesn't foresee any issues. IRS agents might not bust down his door for SSDI fraud, but they'll certainly shut the tap off if they think he's bringing in more money that he should.

Every ween giving him money is contributing to this outcome.
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that’s the thing though, if this streaming stuff is as successful as it was last night then Chris won’t need a tugboat. All he has to do is fire up a stream and he can make more in an hour than most people make in week of work.
 
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