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zap2theextreme said:
He cut a hole in his gooch to let the vagina he thought he was growing out of his body. He's gender dysphoric as fuck
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No, he's just really, really dumb. He thought that "groovin' to the binaural beats" would make him grow a vagina, and so he decided to jump start the process with a blade. He thought the binaural beats cured his autism. He thinks his tits have gotten bigger because he slathered Estrogel all over his gut and wore titty vibrators, and not because of his penchant for fast food. He thinks that his seaweed hair makes him look like Sailor Neptune when in fact it makes him look like some sort of half rotten ocean creature.

His sincere belief in all of this nonsense indicates that he is, as I said, just really, really stupid.
 
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JULAY said:
No, he's just really, really dumb. He thought that "groovin' to the binaural beats" would make him grow a vagina, and so he decided to jump start the process with a blade. He thought the binaural beats cured his autism. He thinks his tits have gotten bigger because he slathered Estrogel all over his gut and wore titty vibrators, and not because of his penchant for fast food. He thinks that his seaweed hair makes him look like Sailor Neptune when in fact it makes him look like some sort of half rotten ocean creature.

His sincere belief in all of this nonsense indicates that he is, as I said, just really, really stupid.
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PerishableDryGoods said:
who knows with chris he could have done it for a multitude of autistic reasons
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Not to mention Chris was being trolled by lesbians at the time, which could have made him believe he could potentially trap them by making believe he had a hairy canary growing in.

Chris was literally trying to use his taint as a lesbian poke ball.

"Dykes, gotta catch em' all"

That was last year, though.
This year, Chris has been implying that he wants males of whatever species to fap to him.
 
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I would love for someone to troll Chris into believing there is a scientifically undiscovered native tribe called the Unga-Snatcha composed only of female lesbians, who invite one male every year to their grounds to complete an insemination ritual. Of course, it would end with Chris doing terrible mating dances in public or private that are deeply offensive to Native Americans.
I wish we could get hold of the back and forth between Chris and his last lesbian "girlfriend". I wonder if it was just @LoveYouLongTime in a Justin Beiber Holloween Costume.
 
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