Containment Random Chris Updates

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Everyone has a pattern recognition filter in their brain, it does nott make you artistic. Chris should try to stop imitating creative women, seriously.
 
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Lipitor said:
I imagine that the google stuff is just youtube money he hasn't cashed in yet. Chris has enabled ads, but he's too dumb to regularly create content to make any real money or go viral. Most youtubers know they have to create content weekly or on a regular schedule if they want to keep viewership. Chris just does it when he feels like it.
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Lovely!

Mariposa Electrique said:
Everyone has a pattern recognition filter in their brain, it does not make you artistic. Chris should try and stop trying to imitate creative women, seriously.
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I don't even see the fuckin' face!
 
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"Whoa! That is awesomely perceptive of you."

She doesn't think you're desirable, Chris. Nobody does.

Cowpies said:
I was going to say on the last one that I don't see the face, but maybe it's like those magic pictures where you have to cross your eyes...or in this case, view it through an aspie lens.
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I turned my head and squinted a little, and was able to make out the face I think Chris is referring to. I outlined it below. Spoilered for size.

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The American Hedgehog said:
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Someone with acute face blindness sees a face in some trees? Makes sense. And he describes that you could see expression change as the wind blows, but it's just a still picture and he doesn't realize his audience can't remember what he remembers or see what he sees. Although to be fair this is the same guy who showed us a picture by displaying it to himself and not to the camera.

But I'm wondering, did he go out to find something outside that vaguely looks like something else just to reply to Erika's tweet? Or did he comb through his picture library for something to respond with?
 
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In China Miéville's "Details" an elderly recluse, Mrs Miller, who suffers from what can only be described as a severe case of pereidolia – the propensity to seek out recognisable shapes (notably faces) in randomly arranged inanimate stuff and visual noise (clouds, tree branches, folded clothes etc. c.f. The ‘face of mars’). Mrs Miller encounters the same unknowably nightmarish figure reaching forward to claim her in everything she sees – even the lines of her own palms. Rather than blind herself (“taking the cowards’ way out”), Miller seals herself inside an empty, white-washed room and shrouds her body in unbending ‘plastic clothing’.
 
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I guess it doesn't matter so much if he's being trolled by people if they are 'progressive,' and 'creative' like Planet Dolan then? I don't know and don't want to know much about them but I'm assuming that's the appeal Chris has for them.

I get they aren't trolling him really but at the same time I don't think they're helping him by encouraging him or making him feel like he's linked to them in any way. You can already tell from his 'silent agreement,' statement that he already feels like he's part of the group now which isn't healthy.
 
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Karen Riley said:
I guess it doesn't matter so much if he's being trolled by people if they are 'progressive,' and 'creative' like Planet Dolan then? I don't know and don't want to know much about them but I'm assuming that's the appeal Chris has for them.

I get they aren't trolling him really but at the same time I don't think they're helping him by encouraging him or making him feel like he's linked to them in any way. You can already tell from his 'silent agreement,' statement that he already feels like he's part of the group now which isn't healthy.
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It's especially dangerous because of how badly he wants to fuck Doopie.
 
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He is getting attention online that doesn't involve people (at least the one's he cares about) mentioning anything contained in the cwcki, that is all that matters to him.

Plus Barb's seemingly new tolerance of his medallion, comics and general idiocy (mostly due to her perceiving the financial gain of monetizing their shame) is taken by Chris as acceptance.

An emboldened Chris might be what is needed to start a good-old chain reaction that will end in an even deeper Chandler Financial Pit, plus enough jailtime for Chris to lose some weight might not be a bad idea. (even better if he demands being put in the female section)
 
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