Having a photographic memory is as close to an ACTUAL SUPERPOWER as there is. So seriously, Chris needs to shut the fuck up about his memory being superhuman. He can't remember anything except sperg shit. I know Bob was SO fucking impressed in 1989 that you knew all 4 Ninja Turtles' names, he just had to stroke your ego and say some stupid shit like "Well my boy perhaps you have a photographic memory, one time on Maury they had this unfunctional autistic man who could recall a newspaper article he read when he was 4!" Like I get it, Bob was pretty much fucking devastated by how badly his marriage with Barb turned out, and his autistic son was just more personal misery, so they were always hoping that Chris was this SECRET GENIUS and most likely told him he was constantly. This carries over to other insufferable shit Chris says about himself: he LOVES the idea that he was born special, carrying in his genes powerful attributes through no doing of his own. His art is better than anyone else's because he made it. His blood cures homosexuality and Autism alike (hilarious considering he's still autistic and gay). His eyes are different colors even though they're not. Oh yeah and he's fucking ROYALTY too, on top of all that awesome. God damn no wonder Kiwis are so jealous!!
