Containment Random Chris Updates


The CWCKtator

Because every good story needs a thrilling conclusion.. or something.
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EVERYONE, I require your attention for a moment, to tell you further and true, of Uzume Tennouboshi, of nations lost in other Dimensions.

As I had stated, from within my Sega Dreamcast Console, I had absorbed a Lot of power into myself, up to the point of Uzume, herself, sharing my body with me. I, was mistaken, but not wrong; I had absorbed the Orange Spiral Seal that had once held Uzume, fully and whole. The Seal had taken on her personality and spoken to me as Uzume, herself, would have.

While Kurome, the dark half of Uzume, in the past weeks, wreaked some havoc within and around myself, and my group of powerful friends, That has come to a close, in a final moment between Kurome and one of them, who was not Uzume. For you see, Uzume, herself, was awake and in hiding, waiting for her moment to get back with Kurome. In Kurome’s confusion of rather this being inside of me, or Uzume; which of us two was the Real Uzume Tennouboshi.

Uzume Striked! She merged back together with Kurome, cheating death, and becoming fully alive as she was before long ago! I, having learned of this and lost the voice of Uzume from the Seal, still inside me, with the powers of the four main Goddesses, as well as my own powers.

There is one portion of Uzume that now leaves her not yet feeling fully Whole; she is unable to transform into Orange Heart. Uzume is hiding in Outer Heaven right now. She Needs Her Share Energy Back! NOW! So she can protect our world from the threats within our world and from other Dimensions.

Everyone, along with me, Please; Think Fondly Of Uzume Tennouboshi where she is now, Right Above Us. Give her your Love, Kindness and Shares, so she can transform into the CPU Orange Heart, once again! Lift Up Your Hearts and Hands High, Right Now, for Uzume!

Thank You, Everyone!

I can't decipher this much :autism:. I apologize.

Just for safe measure, somebody better call

The CWCK-orcist
 
Oh yeah, I know this is minor in comparison to the rest of the posts but...

Why does he think Vegas Vic is a real person? More importantly...Vegas DICK?
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I hope whoever is feeding him this stuff is really getting off on it so at least someone thinks it's funny.

Because it's not funny anymore.

If I was on the fence that someone was telling him to say this stuff, the fact that he used "Christorian" is a dead giveaway because that word pretty much only gets used here on the farms.

So if the person doing it reads this they should just come out and say it already so we can shitcan you for pozloading my negholep.
 
I hope whoever is feeding him this stuff is really getting off on it so at least someone thinks it's funny.

Because it's not funny anymore.

If I was on the fence that someone was telling him to say this stuff, the fact that he used "Christorian" is a dead giveaway because that word pretty much only gets used here on the farms.
Chris is just going to forget whatever trolls tell him anyway. I hope whoever this new "puppet master" is they're paying him to write what they say or whatever they suggest. I mean it's still unfunny but it's funny if someone is desperate enough to be a troll that they pay Chris to "troll" him.

Ideas trolls give him are never as funny or strange as the ideas Chris comes up with anyway. Like fining people in CWCville hundreds of dollars for smoking and drinking or sending all tobacky into the sun.
 
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I think he might have been going for "CWCMarks" like German currency but didn't know how to spell it
He's probably spelling it like he pronounces it, since he doesn't understand the origin. Sincentives he pronounces "six" and "sex" like "sits" and "sets," he would pronounce "marks" like "marts." This is evidence that someone else isn't writing this, but Chris was probably given a list of things to include.
 
Imprisoning/killing the homos, making things you don't like illegal, putting a bunch of anthropomorphic hedgehog mutations in charge of political affairs while your city whose population is hardly seen bows before you.....

Yeah, not a tyrant. Not a tyrant at all.

I'm not even sure what the hell is happening here. Is Chris being trolled again? Did he come up with all of this? Is he slipping slowly into a dissociative state more and more? Where the fuck is he getting prison camps from?
 
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AND, from such story of the Light Power, Most to All of my city’s People, are Able to Dimensionally Teleport! Some of them are Vacationing Here, in our Reality!

Holy shit, does this mean that the voluptious, busty blonde with a bob cut that is comic book Mary Lee Walsh, could be roaming these very streets? I'd hide her pear-shaped booty from the persecuting CWC troops anytime!

I wonder if someone could convince OPL they're an actual citizen of CWCville visiting this reality...
 
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I hope whoever is feeding him this stuff is really getting off on it so at least someone thinks it's funny.

Because it's not funny anymore.

If I was on the fence that someone was telling him to say this stuff, the fact that he used "Christorian" is a dead giveaway because that word pretty much only gets used here on the farms.

So if the person doing it reads this they should just come out and say it already so we can shitcan you for pozloading my negholep.
Didn't Chris already use the word Christorian in his kiwi name? I'd say that part is all him.

Also, as predicted, the troll isn't even trying to hide the references anymore lol, which is making them less funny in a way.

As I said before, I'm interested to see how Chris responds when he discovers this at some point.
 
I'm not even sure what the hell is happening here. Is Chris being trolled again? Did he come up with all of this? Is he slipping slowly into a dissociative state more and more? Where
He's being trolled. Some idiot probably buddied up to him so they could feed him unfunny suggestions. If they had convinced Chris to say things about CWCville that made him sound like a dictator it could've been much funnier. Or if they made him think something he liked was happening like when someone told Chris that Sonichu and Rosechu would be in Animal Crossing.

The only upside to these changes to CWCville is that it can inspire some fan works.

I wonder if someone could convince OPL they're an actual citizen of CWCville visiting this reality...
That seems like it could be really funny. Especially if Chris gets really insistent on it or if someone convinces him that CWCville citizens are rioting because of it's progression to an oppressive dictatorship.
 
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