Containment Random Chris Updates

[Duck and Turn]

>camp omega
>a Madman has infected the US Money there with an infectious Virus

Is this going where I think is going?

 

[Chuckaway]

Are we sure Chris hasn’t been hacked or something?

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

Whatever happened to Chris being paranoid and less open? I was under the impression that it was harder to get into Chris's head and make the monkey dance.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Whatever happened to Chris being paranoid and less open? I was under the impression that it was harder to get into Chris's head and make the monkey dance.

I think he feels safe playing pretend with his imaginary friends and one or two trolls online. It's not like he's shoving pieces of crayola model magic up his ass.

 

[GethN7]

Whatever happened to Chris being paranoid and less open? I was under the impression that it was harder to get into Chris's head and make the monkey dance.

Keep in mind this is a rather subtle way of messing with Chris that requires him to sign off on the trolling before it can do any damage, but once it does, he's on the hook.

Unlike the other methods of messing with him, this only works if Chris doesn't seen any harm in the suggestions, in which case he trolls himself due to ignorance.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Yeah, that's what I'm looking forward to the most as a result of all this Nazi/facism implementation. How exactly would Chris restore CWCville to its 'former glory' after building it up so much?

Considering how lazily he retconned a decade of paranoid homophobia (the real kind) as Nombie Zazis, I think he'll alter Sonichu continuity effortlessly, jarringly and with the grace of a gorilla hammering mismatched jigsaw pieces together.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

Yeah, that's what I'm looking forward to the most as a result of all this Nazi/facism implementation. How exactly would Chris restore CWCville to its 'former glory' after building it up so much?

I mean, Hitler had Fortress Berlin. I'm expecting Fortress CWCville by the end of this.



Which is amazing because Chris has no fucking clue what 'quarter' even means to this day, because it's two C-quarters and one W-quarter (guess why) to make a dollar.



Like Marvin pointed out, Chris is unintentionally letting people fuck with his universe again by ignorance - he's co-opting ideas suggested by other people but are in a sense 'approved' by him so they get implemented as such.

He's probably still looking out for anything dangerous like another Simonla but he's oblivious to nondescript concepts like the 'fine 'ol solution' being a massive joke about the holocaust.



Watch ADF get fucking ragey over such a thing...and buy the map anyway, claiming it's for tactical invasion purposes.

Well I think it's obvious that Cwcville will be divided into between the East and West, and everyone will want to flock West before the giant walls are built.

Let's ask the guard at Checkpoint Charlie how life is after Sonichu and the others are put on trial for war crimes.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Done]

@The American Hedgehog Has Chris's relationship status been changed recently? Because it's showing up as "It's Complicated", but I'm unsure if it was a leftover from the Jessica debacle.

Whatever happened to Chris being paranoid and less open? I was under the impression that it was harder to get into Chris's head and make the monkey dance.

Keep in mind this is a rather subtle way of messing with Chris that requires him to sign off on the trolling before it can do any damage, but once it does, he's on the hook.

Unlike the other methods of messing with him, this only works if Chris doesn't seen any harm in the suggestions, in which case he trolls himself due to ignorance.

I believe @Marvin said that getting the "in" is harder, but once you're in, you get access to everything in the vault, no questions asked. This has to be someone that's already in his circle.

Considering how lazily he retconned a decade of paranoid homophobia (the real kind) as Nombie Zazis, I think he'll alter Sonichu continuity effortlessly, jarringly and with the grace of a gorilla hammering mismatched jigsaw pieces together.

Yeah, but how long did that take? Simonla was one of the factors that took him out of the internet for a long ass time. And this is arguably a far bigger intrusion into his hugbox.

My prediction is that it will depend on how much of this stuff actually makes it into the comics, currently he's still busy finishing the Night Star story, but he's laying out his plans for the future in those FB posts.

 

[nvrwastetree]

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Yes, yes you are Chris, very slowly. You're also losing your mind you crazy bastard. And so the saga of Christian Weston Chandler lossing his already slippery grip on reality continues. It's funny how Chris just rolls with these names for the sections of CWCvilles Concentration Camp. Him not reacting to the section names further proves that he fell asleep in world history and that he doesn't bother reading the news unless it has to do with what either Sonic/MLP/Neptunia or trannies.

 

[Sho'nuff]

Someone is taking the Chris "is literally Hitler" meme to the best conclusion possible.

How the shit can he not know.

 

[Buttersweet]

Cwcville will be divided into between the East and West, and everyone will want to flock West before the giant walls are built.

All guys will have to wait in line for ten years before they're issued their own Son-Chu.

/ I shit you not.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

All guys will have to wait in line for ten years before they're issued their own Son-Chu.

/ I shit you not.

At least Bruce Springsteen might do a concert in East Cwcville...can't be all that bad, right?

 

[Buttersweet]

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Someone force him to eat his crayolas. All of them. At gunpoint.

 

[Buttersweet]

Send me ein paper money for da healthy banana. It is ein der newe Patreon!

 

[Hiragana]

Someone is taking the Chris "is literally Hitler" meme to the best conclusion possible.

How the shit can he not know.

was right all along. (Not really)

 

[Gullik]

Ooh, I just remembered that freak Bananasauros. If that thing gets gassed then it's a win win for all parties.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Cwcville sure has a lot of prison camps. I guess Chris does want to mimic Soviet Russia

 

[Done]

Ooh, I just remembered that freak Bananasauros. If that thing gets gassed then it's a win win for all parties.

I lol everytime I remember that thing..

@William Elliot Waterman paid good money to have his OC mocked by Chris.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Why would he need to google anything? If I asked someone for a name for a town, and they said "uhh... Dipsville", at most, you'd say "huh, why Dipsville", they can say "idk, I made it up" and that'd settle it right there.

What would make Chris think there's anything that needs to get googled?

Possibly idle curiosity? Not necessarily anything intellectual, but isn't it possible that Chris might look at the names he's been feed, go 'Mmmm yeah, Jonestown, what a cool name. I wonder if it's somewhere from Pokemon/MLP/Excel Saga?' and go to find out. Just a thought.