Containment Random Chris Updates

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Chris believes sugar cleans and purifies things? Helps explain his diet.
 
You know what, I'm not sure how unpopular of an opinion this is, but after all this really depressing shit that's been going on, it's frankly kind of nice to see something a little more benign even if it has been done before. That Magi-Chan DM was one of the more entertaining pieces of Chris content I've seen in a hot minute IMO.
 
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Chris is trying to extort Ben. Amazing.

Comics/the PCP podcast is Ben’s “job” IIRC. Ben has no money to piss away on magic internet wars. Unless he’s totally lost his goddamn mind, Magi-Chan ain’t gettin shit.
 
Further insult to all the wanna be trolls that tried and failed to insert themselves into the narrative: fucking with Chris is so stupid and easy, an automated response bot is inadvertently doing it better than you.

Enjoy your $25 empty can of Fanta and $600 thrift store quilt.
 
Don't feel too bad, back in late 2013 when I first learned about him I assumed Chris was asian and was surprised when I found out he was white.

Why did Chris-Chan become the definitive name people refer to him by? He always used CWC as his main identifier. It’s either that or “the Sonichu guy” for people less in the know.
 
Why did Chris-Chan become the definitive name people refer to him by? He always used CWC as his main identifier. It’s either that or “the Sonichu guy” for people less in the know.
I don't know, but if I had to guess I'd say it was started when he went up to Lucas an Mimms and said something and followed it with "I bet you didn't know that about this Chris Chan" when he was trying to figure out who posted his pic on 4chan.

Edit: I mangled that quote.
 
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Don't feel too bad, back in late 2013 when I first learned about him I assumed Chris was asian and was surprised when I found out he was white.

Don't feel too bad, either.
Chris thought he was talking to the maker of Sonic.
 
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