Containment Random Chris Updates

It was never meant to be a pun nor a Japanese honorific, it was just a shorthand for Chris(tian) Chan(dler).
Took me years to notice, at first I thought he was using the "chan" suffix japanese use on children names.

Basically "Lil' Chris", and with Chris being such an unapologetic manbaby it sounded about right him calling himself that.
 
Oh great, more Night Shart. I'm sure he's only bringing his pony Mary Sue back because that other guy's comic was using it.

And why am I not surprised that the self-proclaimed "genius" Chris doesn't know that lightning IS electricity? He goes on about how the slime can be burned by either, but they're the same thing. I really wish people would point shit like this out the next time he brags about how smart he is.
 
Oh great, more Night Shart. I'm sure he's only bringing his pony Mary Sue back because that other guy's comic was using it.

And why am I not surprised that the self-proclaimed "genius" Chris doesn't know that lightning IS electricity? He goes on about how the slime can be burned by either, but they're the same thing. I really wish people would point shit like this out the next time he brags about how smart he is.
He’ll just ignore them and continue living in his fantasy world.
 
You want ants and roaches? Because this is how you get ants and roaches. Drenching everything in sugar. Your diet is not a medical cure or a health treatment, Chris. Really, the opposite.
 
What is “woahly”?
Chris annoying attempt at giving his sonichusona a catchphrase. I guess it's an autistic portmanteu of "whoa!" and "holy (shit/crap/whatever)".

You want ants and roaches? Because this is how you get ants and roaches.
Maybe it's a secret evil plan by Chris to make everything feel like his bedroom so he can really feel at home anywhere.
 
"Magi-chan" messages Ben Saint.
 

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Could Chris' ego get any more bloated? (Probably)

The balls on Chris, thinking he has any right to demand cash from anyone. Especially because he got his crusty panties in a twist over someone else's comics. What an asshole.

The kicker here is Chris thinks he's a hero. He thinks that by scribbling that fucktarded cleansing rain nonsense that he's saved people, and it was HARD WORK. For someone who is so obsessed with children's cartoons and comics, Chris never seemed to pick up on the fact that the heroes never asked for reward or compensation for their work. When was the last time you saw Batman tell the Joker "Altight Joker, I've stopped your reign of crime and terror. You're going back to Arkham. And you owe me money for stopping you."? When did you ever see Scooby-Doo and the gang unmask the villain and state "It was Old Man Weatherby who was trying to scare everyone out of the orphanage. Now cough up two grand, you creepy old bastard!"? Never. Because real heroes don't expect money.
 
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