Containment Random Chris Updates

[mahou shoujo reject]

Just look at what he did in Animal Crossing. Dude had multiple houses paid off and complete collections of every damn thing you could find in the game. Speaking from experience, paying off just one house takes for-fucking-ever in that game, not to mention the menial drudge of fishing and digging and catching bugs and shit.

I think chris is well suited for a factory line job. just doing the same thing over and over again. I've play animal crossing for years and i never finished paying off a house before i reset and start a new game. if he just put that need for repetition to good use he would actually have a fulfilling life, or at least what could technically be considered fulfilling.
data entry could also be a good fit for him but he would never do it since that would require leaving the house and listening to people who tell him what to do and not act out.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I think chris is well suited for a factory line job. just doing the same thing over and over again. I've play animal crossing for years and i never finished paying off a house before i reset and start a new game. if he just put that need for repetition to good use he would actually have a fulfilling life, or at least what could technically be considered fulfilling.
data entry could also be a good fit for him but he would never do it since that would require leaving the house and listening to people who tell him what to do and not act out.

Data entry or factory line jobs don't have brightly colored cartoons there for amusement. He can't decide when it's over. He can't sit on Twitter. He isn't free to do what he wants. He also has to interact with others, and keep to deadlines. Chris can't even make videos for money. He does whatever his interest of the week is and moves on.

If the tugboat required anything of him other than be alive he would have lost it years ago.

 

[A Grey Cat]

factory line jobs don't have brightly colored cartoons

Unless you're a ten year old boy in China gluing a mlp figure together for the equivalent to a dollar a day and a bowl of rice and water.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

More Shipfip cards based on the Idea Guy saga.

Sterbenchu was an Idea Guy creation - the name translates as "To die"-chu in German. The idea of Bob being a Sonichu was also something IG fed to Chris.

 

[Tikbalang]

More Shipfip cards based on the Idea Guy saga.

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Sterbenchu was an Idea Guy creation - the name translates as "To die"-chu in German. The idea of Bob being a Sonichu was also something IG fed to Chris.

If we have all the trading cards he made, how does the game work and how balanced could it be?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

If we have all the trading cards he made, how does the game work and how balanced could it be?

Lol

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I think chris is well suited for a factory line job. just doing the same thing over and over again. I've play animal crossing for years and i never finished paying off a house before i reset and start a new game. if he just put that need for repetition to good use he would actually have a fulfilling life, or at least what could technically be considered fulfilling.
data entry could also be a good fit for him but he would never do it since that would require leaving the house and listening to people who tell him what to do and not act out.

This needs to be said time and time again but Chris will never do any form of labor ever given his unwarranted self importance, the paypigs, and even without those two things, Chris would get fired for his background or behavior at work considering he got fired at Wendy's for scaring children.

 

[King Kiwi]

Lol
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"I'm going to criticize you taking time from your life to update a comic you absolutely don't have to make, based on a copyright infringement I worship but yeah you know whatever you did great "

 

[TrippinKahlua]

More Shipfip cards based on the Idea Guy saga.

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Sterbenchu was an Idea Guy creation - the name translates as "To die"-chu in German. The idea of Bob being a Sonichu was also something IG fed to Chris.

If you're not going to shut up about the IGs, I'm gonna be more inclined to make Wise and his son my avatar.

 

[AnOminous]

If you're not going to shut up about the IGs, I'm gonna be more inclined to make Wise and his son my avatar.

DO EEEET.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Lol
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Like Chris posts a page of anything more than once a month? Shit!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

A card of Chris's child bride entering his bedroom.

 

[Tikbalang]

Lol
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I'm still correct on this one: Chris avoids using the word "comic"

A card of Chris's child bride entering his bedroom.

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This the character who got shot both of her knees, raped, beaten up, and operated using rusty equipment.

 

[Pixy]

I think the ironic shit is that I recall a recurring trope with MLP fanfictions is the person fucking dying and then being reincarnated in Ponyville or whatever. It got to the point that even people within the fandom were mocking that absurd (and honestly cliche) trope.

Randy couldn't even keep that part of his cringe fanfic original?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Just look at what he did in Animal Crossing. Dude had multiple houses paid off and complete collections of every damn thing you could find in the game. Speaking from experience, paying off just one house takes for-fucking-ever in that game, not to mention the menial drudge of fishing and digging and catching bugs and shit.

And the goddamn moron didn't even know that he could sell multiple items at once.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I know Chris is an asshole but it's still pretty sad if he actually believes his dead dad is in CWCville just waiting for him. The harsh reality of him never seeing his dad again and that he played a good part in making his twilight years a challenge rather than a relaxation is probably something he can't deal with.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Just look at what he did in Animal Crossing. Dude had multiple houses paid off and complete collections of every damn thing you could find in the game. Speaking from experience, paying off just one house takes for-fucking-ever in that game, not to mention the menial drudge of fishing and digging and catching bugs and shit.

Didn't he also claim to have every Pokemon in Diamond/Pearl leveled up to 100? It seemed like a bluff at the time, but after seeing him fulfill even the most tedious trophy requirements in some of the most banal titles this actually seems pretty plausible.

Granted all you need to really do is a few thousand Elite 4 runs + daycare. I'm pretty Chris has no concept of building a competitive team, or the metagame in general.

 

[King Kiwi]

I know Chris is an asshole but it's still pretty sad if he actually believes his dead dad is in CWCville just waiting for him. The harsh reality of him never seeing his dad again and that he played a good part in making his twilight years a challenge rather than a relaxation is probably something he can't deal with.

Aww. Ok. Feels !!

Yeah, can you imagine the crap that Barbonie and Chrissy put Bobby through?

And the fact that Chris, in the wise, sacred words of Mr. Michael Snyder, never grew out of being a selfish punk.

So the poor sap (Bob) never got the respect he deserved ( except for a VHS the Fraggle Rock) and stupid sap (Chris) cannot comprehend emotional complexities and moralities or even mortalities of life, death, or the fact that he made his father's life a living hell.

Rest in Peace, Mr. C.

Rest easy knowing your son has a bunch of low-life degenerates who care about him.

And his asshole.

FEELS!

Fin.

 

[Hitagi Senjougahara]

A card of Chris's child bride entering his bedroom.

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I can somehow imagine Sockness just going like:

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I know Chris is an asshole but it's still pretty sad if he actually believes his dead dad is in CWCville just waiting for him. The harsh reality of him never seeing his dad again and that he played a good part in making his twilight years a challenge rather than a relaxation is probably something he can't deal with.

When Chris reflected about Bob's death a couple years ago, he said he had more freedom when Bob was alive. But he didn't follow the implications of that thought to its end - that if Chris had more freedom, then Bob had less of it.