Containment Random Chris Updates

[Marvin]

@Marvin is this really you or some wéén?

Edit: Yeah, I know i’m late.

Yeah. Someone invited me into a server about Chris shit (which happens fairly often). I don't give a shit about Chris. He's boring and no one can rescue him from being exploited by weird internet people anymore without controlling him IRL. (Now, earlier in the 2010's, this wasn't always the case.)

There's probably like a half dozen little weirdos/groups talking to him, trying to get an in with him at any moment. I don't care.

However, if I can get access to kick/ban/mess with internet weirdos, I don't turn it down.

I don't read that server ever and I'm annoyed every time I get a notification from it.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

I restate my desire to have chris take an actual IQ test and prove to us just how exceptional he truly is. That's the one thing related to chris I'd actually donate money toward.

We all know he's exceptional. I want to know HOW exceptional.

It wouldn't work.
I took a WAIS-IV two years ago.

Chris wouldn't understand some instructions, would get angry at the test facilitator, would want more time.

"Not even wrong" as they say.
I don't he can be measured by a standard intelligence test.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I logged into Chris‘s discord server. That thing is skeevey as fuck. You have to give out all types of information in order to stay a member there through this site called AltDentifier Within a span of ten minutes. Fuck that. Plus Chris is rarely on there anyway. It’s just a bunch of weirdos RPing with each other.

I was on there to investigate. People were getting banned or doxxed left and right on the server over sharing things about Chris.

 

[Tikbalang]

I was on there to investigate. People were getting banned or doxxed left and right on the server over sharing things about Chris.

After all, the cult is called DoCCs

 

[Alex Krycek]

I logged into Chris‘s discord server. That thing is skeevey as fuck. You have to give out all types of information in order to stay a member there through this site called AltDentifier Within a span of ten minutes. Fuck that. Plus Chris is rarely on there anyway. It’s just a bunch of weirdos RPing with each other.

To be fair that’s pretty much everyone who trolled Chris. To some extent or another they roleplayed and people are pushing the envelope further and further. At the point we are at, Chris has met and talked to more fake people than real ones as far as meaningful interactions go. That’s his in with people, he’s gullible and wants desperately to believe in things.

Also asking for personal info to get to Chris is nothing new, kinda why even in my late teens I never engaged and I’m glad I didn’t. No desire to at all now.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I was honestly thinking of saying something like that but thought, "nope kiwis will eat me alive for it" part of me doesn't want to see Chris suffer in any way..but that part shrinks when I see him tweeting and babbling on about his cpu merge bs and it's that time again paypigs cough up and don't tell me to get a job. Or those card streams where he's babbling, belching and blowing raspberries like a toddler despite being nearly 40. Yeah that man needs a serious reality check and a rude awakening. One that might finally be able to break through thick skull of his.

I don't want to see Chris suffer at the hands of autists like the idea guys (it's useless, unfunny, etc) but I think it would be great if Chris had a tard wrangler around him that was a cross between Severus Snape and R Lee Ermey. A healthy smack upside the head often to keep him motivated but, when necessary, the occasional Ermey "choke yourself" procedure or gut-punch when he starts jabbering about CPU shit.

Of course, I know how it would all end up...

 

[A Grey Cat]

I don't want to see Chris suffer at the hands of autists like the idea guys (it's useless, unfunny, etc) but I think it would be great if Chris had a tard wrangler around him that was a cross between Severus Snape and R Lee Ermey. A healthy smack upside the head often to keep him motivated but, when necessary, the occasional Ermey "choke yourself" procedure or gut-punch when he starts jabbering about CPU shit.

Of course, I know how it would all end up...
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I was thinking more along the lines of the bank forclousing on 14 branchland and then the Greene county sheriff escorting him from the property when he refuses to leave after failing to pay Barb's post mortem debts she's no doubt leaving him.

Or even Barb just up and croaking and Chris realizing...no she's not coming back as a young rosechu she's dead gone to the eternity that waits for us all. That's the reality check Chris needs, and if he fails to see through ones like that then...that's it I don't know what to expect but it won't be pretty.

On a similar not how long do you think he'll have access to Twitter and discord during a homeless saga?

 

[Mr. 0]

Yeah. Someone invited me into a server about Chris shit (which happens fairly often). I don't give a shit about Chris. He's boring and no one can rescue him from being exploited by weird internet people anymore without controlling him IRL. (Now, earlier in the 2010's, this wasn't always the case.)

Okay so we need to remove chris from 14bc and put him in a psych ward (that we open with kiwifarms branding) and a shock collar until he learns what to do and what not to do

and we shock him every time he's a fat lazy ass or if we feel like it

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan and @LoveYouLongTime obviously will have to take one for the team and distract barb by double/tag teaming her unprotected to keep her distracted while we do this (we will shock chris once every 5 minutes in honor of their sacrifice)

 

[the khat quaffer]

On a similar not how long do you think he'll have access to Twitter and discord during a homeless saga?

Forever. People cannot let go of social media bullshit even if they're forced to live under a bridge or start couch surfing. Terry Davis endgame.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Tards doxing tards on a discord server for tards are going to get doxed too because they are also tards. Its only a matter of time.

 

[somethingrandom987]

This is definitely going to end well and not at all be a repeat of the Doopie Saga.

Edit: @somethingrandom987 just relax now and watch the fireworks happen.

I am actually concerned now.

I personally think that this is another Love Quest attempt. Simply because Courtney and Chris to share similar backgrounds, the only difference being that one of them is not a couch potato. But there is something else that concerns me. Courtney is not the only female artist on that server, there are a few of them. Some of them I am friends with as they help me with stuff for my fan fic. Heck, this profile picture was drawn by one of them. So I told all of the female contributors I knew to avoid talking about anything personal on Courtney's Server until Chris somehow fucks up. Until Chris is blocked, I don't see it being safe for them to talk about personal issues there.

I am still watching the situation closely. When I see Chris Fuck up, I will tell Saki to block him as then I will feel that is more justified at that point. But right now, I am going to stay quiet.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Tards doxing tards on a discord server for tards are going to get doxed too because they are also tards. Its only a matter of time.

The Circle of Life completes itself.

 

[Moppo.]

Started the article. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Discord

I'd like to see the quote where he says "dying is not happening with me; im set to live for thousands of years (paraphrase)". It just really shows how fargone he is.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

On a similar not how long do you think he'll have access to Twitter and discord during a homeless saga?

As long as he likes. One of the primary requisites for any homeless person is a decent quality, net-capable mobile phone. It is kind of a necessity to them, certainly moreso than the non-homeless members of society. 'Course, they tend to use their phones to maintain a valuable information network. Chris would just be watching MLP episodes on his little screen.

Edit @Moppo. Check the link at the bottom of the Cwcki Discord article - it takes you straight to the post where he comes out with 'I'm set to stay alive for thousands of years'.

 

[EvilFatjon]

As long as he likes. One of the primary requisites for any homeless person is a decent quality, net-capable mobile phone. It is kind of a necessity to them, certainly moreso than the non-homeless members of society. 'Course, they tend to use their phones to maintain a valuable information network. Chris would just be watching MLP episodes on his little screen.

That's true. When you are homeless, you need a phone more than anyone.

To call homeless shelters, to call sympathetic restaurants that might give leftovers, to call friends so you make sure you don't freeze to death/aren't stabbed while you sleep, to call 911 because these fuckers are in constant danger, stuff like that. Some even make a buck selling stuff they find on the streets for a low price.

Once I heard of a guy that lived his life on the streets with a laptop he found, and he used Wi-Fi hotspots to get Cryptocurrencies. Like, by clicking in ads, reviewing them, training Captchas, et cetera. While for us 10 USD for a day of work is nothing, he could pay for food, water and shelter when the nights were cold.

Today, a phone is a bare essential for the smart homeless. Unfortunately, Chris is too dumb to notice that, and I imagine he would sell his phone for 30 bucks to get another toy he cannot even store. You know, because he would be homeless.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris: eternal, but susceptible to UTIs.

 

[DCM90]

Chris: eternal, but susceptible to UTIs.

And heartburn and liver failure and probably some unknown form of hep from the c to the z. Can't wait for his body to be studied by the medical community as a case study.

 

[A Grey Cat]

As long as he likes. One of the primary requisites for any homeless person is a decent quality, net-capable mobile phone. It is kind of a necessity to them, certainly moreso than the non-homeless members of society. 'Course, they tend to use their phones to maintain a valuable information network. Chris would just be watching MLP episodes on his little screen.

Edit @Moppo. Check the link at the bottom of the Cwcki Discord article - it takes you straight to the post where he comes out with 'I'm set to stay alive for thousands of years'.

Obama may have given bums cheap free phones but he sure as hell didn't give them free Netflix

 

[Testicular Manslaugther]

Chris probably thinks he'll get credit xard numbers or something.

"to prove your love of sonichu, write a short story where you use the three numbers on the back of your mom's AmEx"

 

[EvilFatjon]

Obama may have given bums cheap free phones but he sure as hell didn't give them free Netflix

Even if he gets homeless, the monthly tugboat still comes, right? Maybe he wouldn't have a roof, or a bed, but boy, Netflix is one of the first things he would get.

"to prove your love of sonichu, write a short story where you use the three numbers on the back of your mom's AmEx"

I don't think anyone would fall for that, but if a troll wanted to, he could get Chris and Barb's credit cards based on that really easy. Chris is as naïve as ever, even after becoming CPU Blue Heart or any other shit he makes up.