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Shiversblood said:
his age? Jesus Christ he is only 37. Men in their mid 50s have a more healthy body than Chris Chan. lots of Men in their 50s are more active than Chris and are still able to have sex.

it reminds me of that song from Tracy Chapman - fast car , where it goes, “He says his body’s too old for working, but his body’s too young to look like his”
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That’s exactly it in a way. All men start having their testosterone drop by their mid-30, and with Chris’s fucked up physiology and and goddamn estrogen supplements, he could absolutely have the sex drive of a man over 60. I mean Chris has been on cholesterol meds since his early 20s, thats shit most men don’t have to worry about until middle age.

Haha it’s like Chris’s own body wants to kill him before he has a chance to spread his fucked up DNA.
 
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Mason Verger said:
That’s exactly it in a way. All men start having their testosterone drop by their mid-30, and with Chris’s fucked up physiology and and goddamn estrogen supplements, he could absolutely have the sex drive of a man over 60. I mean Chris has been on cholesterol meds since his early 20s, thats shit most men don’t have to worry about until middle age.

Haha it’s like Chris’s own body wants to kill him before he has a chance to spread his fucked up DNA.
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Didn't he preserved his seed in the freezer?
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Around this time last year he was self-aware enough to participate in a brony babes weight loss challenge.

I still find it hilarious that the basis of his “diet” was just replacing soda with McDonald’s sweet tea.
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Eh that was more Chris trying to get the attention of some of the pegasisters that were ignoring or blocking him. Ever since he trooned out he has been trying to cozy up to women and do the whole "us girls" thing. I think it's one of the reasons he keeps stalking these artists on Twitter--he believes in his head he is a young, attractive, female artist too and thinks he should be in that clique.

I believe Chris did start working out, albeit in the most autistic way possible, when the Idea Guys suggested he wouldn't be able to cross over into C-197 is he was a fatty. Of course it didn't last. I think partly because he got kicked out of the gym he was going to.
 
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Gunslinger said:
Eh that was more Chris trying to get the attention of some of the pegasisters that were ignoring or blocking him. Ever since he trooned out he has been trying to cozy up to women and do the whole "us girls" thing. I think it's one of the reasons he keeps stalking these artists on Twitter--he believes in his head he is a young, attractive, female artist too and thinks he should be in that clique.

I believe Chris did start working out, albeit in the most autistic way possible, when the Idea Guys suggested he wouldn't be able to cross over into C-197 is he was a fatty. Of course it didn't last. I think partly because he got kicked out of the gym he was going to.
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He bought a broken treadmill from Goodwill, paid to have it repaired, then never spoke of it again
 
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Gunslinger said:
I believe Chris did start working out, albeit in the most autistic way possible, when the Idea Guys suggested he wouldn't be able to cross over into C-197 is he was a fatty. Of course it didn't last. I think partly because he got kicked out of the gym he was going to.
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In those selfies he took at the gym he looked like he was actually exerting himself since he was drenched in sweat. If the IG played the long game and avoided getting caught they could’ve probably slimmed him down decently enough.

Gunslinger said:
Ever since he trooned out he has been trying to cozy up to women and do the whole "us girls" thing.
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Chris has been doing that since childhood. He’s always wanted a dedicated group of gal pals in some capacity and he was probably trying to fill the void left by the revelation that his Manchester High “friends” merely tolerated him.

The sad part is that he legitimately has local friends who enjoy his company in at least some small capacity; people he goes to movies with, out to eat, TCG events, etc. He abandoned them all because they refuse to enable his belief in the merge.

As far as the brony/pegasister block, he probably feels like he’s entitled to be treated like a big name member of the community because of his status as “the original brony”. Which was a pointless effort— people in those circles have been dreading Chris fully immersing himself in their fandom since the beginning. I wouldn’t be surprised that his association with BronyCon was one of the determining factors in it’s piss poor attendance these past few years before it was shut down for good.
 
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Mason Verger said:
He even did weird shit like that when he was in full hetero mode. In his fucked up melon he legitimately thought this was the height of masculine attire:
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Deadpool said:
This is why I miss the idea guys and wish they'd come back. Chris needs taken down a peg or forty.
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Fucked up part is, they only thing stopping them from coming back into his life is themselves. Chris would still happily eat their shit up with a spoon. Those dickheads know the exact combination of autistic honey and vinegar you need to control Chris.


You wanna hunt an autist?
*stubs out cigarette
You send an autist..
 
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Mason Verger said:
Fucked up part is, they only thing stopping them from coming back into his life is themselves. Chris would still happily eat their shit up with a spoon. Those dickheads know the exact combination of autistic honey and vinegar you need to control Chris.


You wanna hunt an autist?
*stubs out cigarette
You send an autist..
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I don't want anyone to make him hurt himself or his mother, but hell if you can make him feel bad by playing pretend with him do it.
 
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