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The Dude said:
I don't know what's worse: being a troon, or being a cis female who looks like a troon.
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Human beings are mutilating themselves to extinction trooning out, fucking up their growth getting menopausal and chemically castrated before age 13...and frankly I say dying off is what these stupid kids (and 38 year old manchildren) fucking deserve
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
Human beings are mutilating themselves to extinction trooning out, fucking up their growth getting menopausal and chemically castrated before age 13...and frankly I say dying off is what these stupid kids (and 38 year old manchildren) fucking deserve
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Don’t encourage them.
 
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Huh, when I saw these tweets I thought it might’ve been Hirtes trying a new tactic.

Even so this just seems like another meek artsy girl with no friends looking for attention and wanting to be part of the whole CWC RP community. I’m noticing a pattern here: all of the would-be trolls post-Bob have been friendless losers almost as pathetic if not moreso than Chris.

The difference between trolls like Clyde, Liquid and Alec and wannabes like Quinn, MKR and Sockness is an obvious lack of talent to make anything interesting. Wise is just a psychopath; wouldn’t say talented but he was pretty cunning for a bit if he didn’t deliberately come here leaving breadcrumbs and gloating about it.
 
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This is kinda a minor thing and it's a bit old, but the french translation for the liquid chris "July 31 2009 Christian Weston Chandler Ricardo Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS!" was really innacurate. My half-sister lives in France, and I was able to get her assistance to better translate it.
In reality, it more accurately (or so I'm told) translates to the following "I also speak French as I took two years of french during my high school years at Manchester. With my pretty French teacher. I obtained my diploma with mention. I even have a certificate to commemorate being the manager of the varsity team. "
The PVCC bit is probably another sentence entirely, I'm told.
 
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This is kinda a minor thing and it's a bit old, but the french translation for the liquid chris "July 31 2009 Christian Weston Chandler Ricardo Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS!" was really innacurate.
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The German section is also terrible: Liquid follows the English word order and does not inflect anything. It literally translates 'also have I to learn from Germans and am in the place to speak flowingly German. Not to expect, but I are (to win?) a certificate in CADD.' (I think that Liquid had meant to use siegen for sind, but the former only means 'to win' in the sense of victory, not earning something.) Most likely he had used Babelfish or else looked up each English word in turn in a bilingual dictionary and used the first entries listed.
 
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DeeCeeBees said:
If it is her, then we may have just come full circle. From him obsessing about her to her obsessing about him. We just need an Anti-Tito to play the foil. But seriously, I wonder if it was her if Chris would un-fuck himself and become a goatee having heterosexual again. He's likely too far gone at this point. He probably can't do it one way anymore. Just the lesbian way.
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sockness is the anti-tito, 100%. his personality is the polar opposite of tito's. instead of being funny, he's disgusting. instead of being smooth, he's creepy. tito's got his wise hawaiian sayings, jacob's got his bullshit magic """religion""". however, there's still a link. they're both fat guys, and they both tried to steal a girl from chris (in sickness's case, chris is the girl).
 
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The Fresno Nightcrawler said:
sockness is the anti-tito, 100%. his personality is the polar opposite of tito's. instead of being funny, he's disgusting. instead of being smooth, he's creepy. tito's got his wise hawaiian sayings, jacob's got his bullshit magic """religion""". however, there's still a link. they're both fat guys, and they both tried to steal a girl from chris (in sickness's case, chris is the girl).
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The ancient Hawaiians had a saying.... Never drink the mílk from a coconut you found in the dark
 
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The German section is also terrible: Liquid follows the English word order and does not inflect anything. It literally translates 'also have I to learn from Germans and am in the place to speak flowingly German. Not to expect, but I are (to win?) a certificate in CADD.' (I think that Liquid had meant to use siegen for sind, but the former only means 'to win' in the sense of victory, not earning something.) Most likely he had used Babelfish or else looked up each English word in turn in a bilingual dictionary and used the first entries listed.
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This it true of most of the languages Liquid speaks in the video, the pronnouonciation of "equippe" meaning team is innacurate, but it's kinda funny. More accurately, it's closer in sound to something like "ekippe" in the English pronunciation, I'm told.
 
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Chris being a hypocrite as always. Doesn’t he remember that he attempted to run over Michael Snyder back around 2011?
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RebelRein1488x said:
Chris being a hypocrite as always. Doesn’t he remember that he attempted to run over Michael Snyder back around 2011?
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Chris, Chris, Chris.

You're the last person to have any right calling others cruel when you yourself aren't any better in history. Let's pretend you didn't try to hurt someone while macing them with pepper spray during your childish faggot-ass Sonic Boom boycott.
 
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Eugene90 said:
Chris, Chris, Chris.

You're the last person to have any right calling others cruel when you yourself aren't any better in history. Let's pretend you didn't try to hurt someone while macing them with pepper spray during your childish faggot-ass Sonic Boom boycott.
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Well Chris has trouble remembering his past so it's unethical of us to speak of it. Let's give him more free passes!
 
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Eugene90 said:
Chris, Chris, Chris.

You're the last person to have any right calling others cruel when you yourself aren't any better in history. Let's pretend you didn't try to hurt someone while macing them with pepper spray during your childish faggot-ass Sonic Boom boycott.
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Not to mention that he tries to force his body on both men and women as though they are NPCs.
 
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