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25k Pokémon caught isn't a lot for a level 40 player who has been playing for years, and GO has a security feature which means that distance from driving doesn't contribute towards walking distance, so 800km walked is actually very little in the grand GO scheme.

Can confirm.

I’m in my high 30ies, and have been playing Pokémon Go (with several long breaks) for for years.

Yet I have walked over 3 times as much as Chris (2700 km, according to the game), which means that Chris is a seriously lazy fuck who drives around catching Pokémon most of the time.

(A level 38 on my friends list has walked little over 3000 km, and a level 40 over 6000km, which really puts. Chris laziness into perspective.)
 
Can confirm.

I’m in my high 30ies, and have been playing Pokémon Go (with several long breaks) for for years.

Yet I have walked over 3 times as much as Chris (2700 km, according to the game), which means that Chris is a seriously lazy fuck who drives around catching Pokémon most of the time.

(A level 38 on my friends list has walked little over 3000 km, and a level 40 over 6000km, which really puts. Chris laziness into perspective.)
Most people I know who play have 2000km+ walked. I am level 40 and have 6800km and 49,000 caught, and this is just by playing a bit everyday since the game started.
 
Can confirm.

I’m in my high 30ies, and have been playing Pokémon Go (with several long breaks) for for years.

Yet I have walked over 3 times as much as Chris (2700 km, according to the game), which means that Chris is a seriously lazy fuck who drives around catching Pokémon most of the time.

(A level 38 on my friends list has walked little over 3000 km, and a level 40 over 6000km, which really puts. Chris laziness into perspective.)
Well, since the game is basically just walking, Chris isn’t going to play it much
 
We're talking about Chris having multiple phones while playing? Maybe that explains the username "Naitsirhc", it's his second account.

Most people I know who play have 2000km+ walked. I am level 40 and have 6800km and 49,000 caught, and this is just by playing a bit everyday since the game started.
How much do they spend real money on that game?
 
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$5-10 a month, but unless you are trying to hatch loads of eggs or buy loads of raid passes, you don't need to spend anything.

Yup. Pokémon Go is F2P as it should be. Hit enough Pokestops, and you never need to spend money, since you get all the balls etc. that you need.

It’s even easy to earn (a limited) amount of currency in game, so you can just spend that when you need something you can only get from the store.

Having said that, while you can easily get to level 40 without spending money, or only spending a few dollars a month, there’s no doubt in my mind that this isn’t what Chris did. He’s a creature of instant gratification and low effort after all.

I’ve attached a number of profiles of other Pokémon Go players, and a few things stand out: Especially the absurdly low number of kilometers walked.

Chris has managed to turn a game that’s supposed to be all about exercise and getting out and about, into a game driving around in a car wasting gas.

(Btw: There’s a huge gap between level 39 and 40. I believe it takes double the amount of points as getting from 38 to 39. Which again is double as much as getting from 37 to 38. Just to put it into perspective. It might take you two years to get to level 38, and then another year or two to get to level 40.)

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I don't think he'd actually drive around for Pokemon, and if he did, he'd crash.

Nah, that’s just not possible. His stats compared to other players stats prove that he does A LOT of driving. (800 km vs 2000,3000,6000 km).

If he only played Pokémon go walking, he’d have to have roughly 30 Pokémon spawn every single KM walked which is just not feasible.

Also, if Chris has been playing it for four years, that’s 1460 days. 800 km over 1460 days means Chris only moves less than half a mile a day, which would be abnormally lazy even for him.

There’s no way those numbers make sense unless he drives and plays a lot.

(I also seem to remember someone from Bronycon describing him as driving around playing Pokémon Go with a board of 2-3 phones on the dashboard.)
 

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Do you think Chris is a whale in Pokeman GO?

Of course he is. Within his limited income, anyway. I am sure everything overtop of paying his share of the mortgage and food/fuel that comes in via his tugboat or his paypigs goes to Teh Pokemans. And he still has shit stats compared to most players his level, according to what was posted above. And Since it involves walking you KNOW he'd never play it if it didn't have pokemons in it.
 
Of course he is. Within his limited income, anyway. I am sure everything overtop of paying his share of the mortgage and food/fuel that comes in via his tugboat or his paypigs goes to Teh Pokemans. And he still has shit stats compared to most players his level, according to what was posted above. And Since it involves walking you KNOW he'd never play it if it didn't have pokemons in it.
I know Luring items exist on that game, I think he's paying hundreds on those.
Free to play mobile games have two types of players:
  • People with no money, or cheapskate
  • People with a lot of money and terrible life decisions.
 
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I know Luring items exist on that game, I think he's paying hundreds on those.
Free to play mobile games have two types of players:
  • People with no money, or cheapskate
  • People with a lot of money and terrible life decisions.
Lures only work when you are next to a Pokéstop, so they would be useless for Chris.
 
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You're not calling him naive are you?
I'll have you know he didn't just make the Honor Roll, he had an Honor Roll STREAK.
We all know that one teacher told him he got all Cs and he was "on a roll" of not getting straight Fs. And then our Autistic hero thought he was the tits and the chicks only went to the guys that got the art reward or something (I have no idea how american school system works).
 
I've been playing Pokemon Go since it came out in 2016 and he has caught 6,000 more Pokemon than me (and walked around 2,000 fewer kilometers)

I wonder when Chris started playing? I remember reading an article about 1 guy who spent $70k on a mobile game, not sure which game, but considering he was sued last year over his debt it really wouldn't surprise me if this game contributed thousands to financhu crisis.
 
I wonder when Chris started playing? I remember reading an article about 1 guy who spent $70k on a mobile game, not sure which game, but considering he was sued last year over his debt it really wouldn't surprise me if this game contributed thousands to financhu crisis.
I remember something about Chris spending over a grand on some Simpson mobile game years and years ago, back when mobile games were just starting to learn the revenue power of in-game premium purchases. And that was back before he could hustle his many orbiters for a seemingly endless supply of mystery money. I’m sure Chris has dumped thousands into Pokémon go at this point as well.
 
I remember something about Chris spending over a grand on some Simpson mobile game years and years ago, back when mobile games were just starting to learn the revenue power of in-game premium purchases. And that was back before he could hustle his many orbiters for a seemingly endless supply of mystery money. I’m sure Chris has dumped thousands into Pokémon go at this point as well.

The Simpsons game is even worse than Pokémon Go. I have no doubt he spent multiple thousands on it.
 
The Simpsons game is even worse than Pokémon Go. I have no doubt he spent multiple thousands on it.
I don't know. This is Chris we're talking about. He's hooked to that game and he's lazy, I'm sure he spends at least a thousand on microtransactions.
 
I don't know. This is Chris we're talking about. He's hooked to that game and he's lazy, I'm sure he spends at least a thousand on microtransactions.

I’m sure he’s spent more on Pokémon Go now but The Simpsons game was even more devious and expensive with timed exclusive characters, events and decorations. Chris is a freemium game developer’s wet dream.
 
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