Containment Random Chris Updates

[Seth MacFartman]

Wakanda Sonchus. I can't even react.

Black Christine Panther or How I obtained the N-word pass.

 

[Tikbalang]

If there's such a statue, people tell it's Benjamin Franklin as a drag queen.

 

[ZeroCool]

Heard from a Chris Chan troll, someone who has tricked Chris into thinking that he's a friend, that Barbra has been shitting her pants and it sounds like she's deteriorating quickly. Chris is still oblivious and thinks "it's normal".

 

[Pixy]

Heard from a Chris Chan troll, someone who has tricked Chris into thinking that he's a friend, that Barbra has been shitting her pants and it sounds like she's deteriorating quickly. Chris is still oblivious and thinks "it's normal".

While highly likely, are you sure you're not the one being trolled with made up info?

 

[jc17]

To be fair, they've made 129 sales so far, for $3,225 in revenue. And it's only been two days since Chris advertised their shop.

... okay, look I could maybe understand people paying for Chris to make them a shitty looking medallion for 30 bucks like he used to because of the novelty.
But... now their paying for people to make an imitation shitty looking medallion for 30 bucks?

 

[A Grey Cat]

If there's such a statue, people tell it's Benjamin Franklin as a drag queen.
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Ironically, virginia should probably be more ashamed of being the home state of CWC than of Robert e lee.

 

[Pope of Trash]

... okay, look I could maybe understand people paying for Chris to make them a shitty looking medallion for 30 bucks like he used to because of the novelty.
But... now their paying for people to make an imitation shitty looking medallion for 30 bucks?

There are probably people who missed out on the OG ones who would take a cheaper one just to have it, tbh. There's also the wave of people coming into things from the comprehensive history videos, that would probably do it for the meme alone.

It doesn't surprise me at all that money is being made off of this, especially because chris gave his blessing and has promoted it as if he has had a lot to do with the creation.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I can't help thinking the knockoff medallions are deliberately being made even worse and more retarded looking than the original ones made by Chris. Someone should get out the hickory switch and take these Praetor faggots out behind the woodshed.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If there's such a statue, people tell it's Benjamin Franklin as a drag queen.
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There's not enough material for thr gunt or the chin.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

If there's such a statue, people tell it's Benjamin Franklin as a drag queen.
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Robert E. Lee, regardless of whether you think his statue should be there or not, is a historical figure of note.

What good has CWC done apart from providing us with laughs under lucricities?

I can't help thinking the knockoff medallions are deliberately being made even worse and more retarded looking than the original ones made by Chris. Someone should get out the hickory switch and take these Praetor faggots out behind the woodshed.

I don't blame Praetor for exploiting a market, I blame enablers for creating the market for ”medals blessed by Her Holiness Christine”.

 

[Tikbalang]

What good has CWC done apart from providing us with laughs under lucricities?

Like christianity's cross, islam's mecca cube, and dead religions' statues, it'll probably be like a figure of worshipping.

For people who are alive, gods or mortals alike, it's an ego booster.
I've been thinking, if he wanted a life size statue, just comission a sculptor and place the work outside his house.

I don't know why used the Magichan account to tweet something

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Heard from a Chris Chan troll, someone who has tricked Chris into thinking that he's a friend, that Barbra has been shitting her pants and it sounds like she's deteriorating quickly. Chris is still oblivious and thinks "it's normal".

lol Chris thinks its normal cuz he does it on the hourly. But for real tho, guess 2020 aint done with Chris just yet.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

If there's such a statue, people tell it's Benjamin Franklin as a drag queen.
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That would probably fly in portland.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Heard from a Chris Chan troll, someone who has tricked Chris into thinking that he's a friend, that Barbra has been shitting her pants and it sounds like she's deteriorating quickly. Chris is still oblivious and thinks "it's normal".

It hard to tell that the inability to hold bodily waste is not normal when you are a turbo-autist and you too can't hold them either.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It hard to tell that the inability to hold bodily waste is not normal when you are a turbo-autist and you too can't hold them either.

Chris probably just drops his widdling spoon as soon as Barb says something, and in response, he says, "Just put em in the pile, ma! Let the dogs have at em'!"

 

[Tikbalang]

If Praetor wants to make money out of Chris, then they should hire @TheVellure as the main artist. Chris can be the writer and storyboard artist.

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Chris probably just drops his widdling spoon as soon as Barb says something, and in response, he says, "Just put em in the pile, ma! Let the dogs have at em'!"

A very womanly lady-like solution

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Like christianity's cross, islam's mecca cube, and dead religions' statues, it'll probably be like a figure of worshipping.

For people who are alive, gods or mortals alike, it's an ego booster.
I've been thinking, if he wanted a life size statue, just comission a sculptor and place the work outside his house.

I don't know why used the Magichan account to tweet something

Yeah. That statue would be a reminder to us all to count our blessings.

That would probably fly in portland.

There are limits to what even Portland can tolerate and, given how Portland's Antifa groups won't hang around with Phillip Haskins-DeLici I somehow doubt they'd be too keen on Chris either.

 

[Pixy]

Chris can be the writer and storyboard artist.

Let's be realistic about this; Chris as a storyboard artist would just end up in the actual artist having to try and figure out what his scribbles are supposed to be. It would be the same as giving the artist free-reign over what to draw.

 

[Tikbalang]

Let's be realistic about this; Chris as a storyboard artist would just end up in the actual artist having to try and figure out what his scribbles are supposed to be. It would be the same as giving the artist free-reign over what to draw.

I think @TheVellure can convert Chris's art from autistic to artistic.

 

[muh_moobs]

Chris isn't exactly begging, this time. I plugged it into Google Translate, Autism to English: "If you want to give me something, just give me cash since I don't really need anything." - aka what a normy would say who doesn't really want any specific thing around the holidays.

Funny, though, when you switch the settings around it comes out "Fools! Of course I'm not going to use your money to buy toys. I already did. Now I just have to pay bills!"

I think @TheVellure can convert Chris's art from autistic to artistic.

The only difference is the investiture of time, which is even more autistic tbh.

Heard from a Chris Chan troll, someone who has tricked Chris into thinking that he's a friend, that Barbra has been shitting her pants and it sounds like she's deteriorating quickly. Chris is still oblivious and thinks "it's normal".

In that house it's pretty normal.