Containment Random Chris Updates

[Marshal Mannerheim]

he's really apprehensive about change.

Given the Sonic Boom protests, I'd assume that that's the case.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Slow news day. Ultimate hot dog topping and Mr. Plow
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well that explains why my job at kfc said not to come in today. but to be in early tommorw and sunday. Are snow days and businesses closing a further sign of the merge? also good to see he's gotten over the lack of a love life thanks to the trolls only took a fewdays and a g4 or whatever lingonberry energy drink crash after the sugar and guarana wore off

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Are snow days and businesses closing a further sign of the merge?

Everything is a sign of the merge

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

So I googled "The Crystal Council" and it's apparently a monthly subscription service netting you a box of new rocks, soap and other shit monthly.

Based on the amount of rocks in that picture Chris took, he's now paying 50 bucks a month for rocks that are literally worth a fraction of that.

Maybe Quasimodo has a subconscious pulsion to buy all the rocks so there aren't any left for the villagers to stone him to death on the rare occasions he leaves the safety of his bell tower for a q-sand run.

but his response was that "San Francisco isn't Virginia." Which means Chris doesn't care, or he's really apprehensive about change. If he was smart enough, he wouldn't go to SF because of the high level of living. It would cause his tugboat to be garnished, which wouldn't sit well with the manchild.

Maybe he was just being retardedly literal, as in "but me lives in Virginia, me no lives in not-Virginia, me not understand".

 

[B1 Commander]

"I'm essentially cured of autism"

 

[A Grey Cat]

Slow news day. Ultimate hot dog topping and Mr. Plow
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why would chris like a pic of sonic that looks like he's sucking a wanger? is it because the arms aren't blue? (i cant be the only who's seeing that right?)

 

[No_one]

why would chris like a pic of sonic that looks like he's sucking a wanger? is it because the arms aren't blue? (i cant be the only who's seeing that right?)

It's a gif of Sonic eating a hot dog and licking his fingers. The still does look a bit weird though.

 

[shadhardblogger19]

It's a gif of Sonic eating a hot dog and licking his fingers. The still does look a bit weird though.

It was taken from Sanic and the black knight, amiright?

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Slow news day. Ultimate hot dog topping and Mr. Plow
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Chris’s shillposting will never not be hilarious to me. He thinks real people promote products in casual conversation without being paid. Television fucked him up so bad.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

why would chris like a pic of sonic that looks like he's sucking a wanger?

Just like Chris when he was licking drawn hedgehog dicks on his wall.

 

[Wormy]

Chris’s shillposting will never not be hilarious to me. He thinks real people promote products in casual conversation without being paid. Television fucked him up so bad.

What do him and the incel community have in common? Media. Victims.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

"I'm essentially cured of autism"



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Eyes like black holes!

 

[A Grey Cat]

Eyes like black holes!

The blackest eyes... The devil"s eyes

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris’s shillposting will never not be hilarious to me. He thinks real people promote products in casual conversation without being paid. Television fucked him up so bad.

Back then it's Acts body spray, now it's GFuel.

 

[B1 Commander]

Just like Chris when he was licking drawn hedgehog dicks on his wall.

So is he still looking for a boyfriend free girl? Or a girlfriend free hedgehog?

 

[BrickedHam]

How is Chris even real anymore. at this point sometimes i read his newest bullshit and just wonder how someone like this can even exist.

 

[RicoNecroDoc]

How is Chris even real anymore. at this point sometimes i read his newest bullshit and just wonder how someone like this can even exist.

That's the power of autism, my friend.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

How is Chris even real anymore. at this point sometimes i read his newest bullshit and just wonder how someone like this can even exist.

When i'm feeling shit and worried about life, i just remember Chris Chan exists.

 

[Superbrolyx]

When i'm feeling shit and worried about life, i just remember Chris Chan exists.

That can usually make anyone feel better

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

I wonder if Barb or Chris still drive that 2002 Dodge Caravan? amazing how a Chrysler product managed to last for almost 20 years. My parents had a few Chrysler vehicles from new to only a few years old, and it scared them away into hondas and mazdas.