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Chris seems really pissy lately. Many of his Tweets seem to have a very salty, bitchy tone to them. I think reality is starting to break through his Autistic shell of escapist fantasies. I think he's no longer able to bury his fat head in the sand and ignore the hard facts and stresses in life as effectively as he once could by diving into his comforting merge/goddess delusions. And I think it's really starting to eat away at him.
 
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The Dude said:
Chris seems really pissy lately. Many of his Tweets seem to have a very salty, bitchy tone to them. I think reality is starting to break through his Autistic shell of escapist fantasies. I think he's no longer able to bury his fat head in the sand and ignore the hard facts and stresses in life as effectively as he once could by diving into his comforting merge/goddess delusions. And I think it's really starting to eat away at him.
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i think the loneliness is starting to get to him. Like he really wants a sweetheart but, its just not happening And deep down inside he knows that his orbiters aren’t really his friends and dont understand him at all. So, its like he is surrounded by all these people both fans and haters alike but, in reality he is more alone than ever before. That’s my take on his latest tweets.
 
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TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
i think the loneliness is starting to get to him. Like he really wants a sweetheart but, its just not happening And deep down inside he knows that his orbiters aren’t really his friends and dont understand him at all. So, its like he is surrounded by all these people both fans and haters alike but, in reality he is more alone than ever before. That’s my take on his latest tweets.
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I think he got a crush on Annirenee from the Praetor group and is slowly realising his imaginary cartoon harem isn’t enough for him anymore.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
I think he got a crush on Annirenee from the Praetor group and is slowly realising his imaginary cartoon harem isn’t enough for him anymore.
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IIRC that Vaughn guy (or whatever) said that Praetards were effectively using Anny to keep Chris under their control. They play on his thirst for chinas. Chris's imaginary harem of homosexual and incestuous hedgehogs pokemons is crumbling around him as soon as he's facing a real thot. It's like that scene in "Saving Nemo" where the vegan obese shark becomes crazy after sniffing fish blood, but instead of said obese shark it's our obese tard, and instead of fish flood it's Anni's periods, which in a way is the same fucking thing I suppose. Not sure if she has her periods yet anyway, she looks like a 11yo background character from a shitty Tim Burton movie.
 
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The Dude said:
Chris seems really pissy lately. Many of his Tweets seem to have a very salty, bitchy tone to them. I think reality is starting to break through his Autistic shell of escapist fantasies. I think he's no longer able to bury his fat head in the sand and ignore the hard facts and stresses in life as effectively as he once could by diving into his comforting merge/goddess delusions. And I think it's really starting to eat away at him.
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That and the fact that he started drinking lingonberry energy drinks like water. It's bad enough those things are not something you down on a daily basis at near 40 when you have heart conditions in the family. To an autist like Chris they're like mood pills that wear off and give withdrawal in just an hour
 
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horrorfan89 said:
If there is a god, I hope Chris' autism will work as a sanity clause because he's looking at a one way ticket to hell for all this blasphemy.


And no not the fun one as depicted in hazbin hotel.


Also yet again he has to "correct" the artist and fails to realize the comic was drawn to make fun of him.
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God Hates Fags :epik:
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
I think he got a crush on Annirenee from the Praetor group and is slowly realising his imaginary cartoon harem isn’t enough for him anymore.
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Has he made any indication that he was crushin on her? Usually, he is pretty vocal about having found a new love interest.
 
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Naamaleipuri said:
Let the weens ween,
Either Chrissy fucks them over or he gets fucked over.
In the end Chris gets fucked over no matter what.
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The biggest issue is that Chris actively invites it. There have been multiple groups of professionally synchronized tard wranglers trying to save him from himself, and he violently rejects them in favor of seeking out anyone, anyone at all who will scam or manipulate him. It's utterly pointless to care.
 
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The Fool said:
The biggest issue is that Chris actively invites it. There have been multiple groups of professionally synchronized tard wranglers trying to save him from himself, and he violently rejects them in favor of seeking out anyone, anyone at all who will scam or manipulate him. It's utterly pointless to care.
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Because wranglers want Chris to stop with the troon be, get a real job, and do something about the hoard in 14 branchland CT. Things Chris outright refuses to do
 
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Because wranglers want Chris to stop with the troon be, get a real job, and do something about the hoard in 14 branchland CT. Things Chris outright refuses to do
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They gave up on that a long time ago. Hell, the latest batch of wranglers actively encourage his delusions in a misguided attempt to save him from his self-destructive behavior. But it's not enough for him and now he's with Praetor.
 
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Well that's my first nuked by masters post.
So Chris is to be a Cthulu monster, rite?
 
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