Containment Random Chris Updates

[Chaos Theorist]

What deck of cards is Chris using?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

What deck of cards is Chris using?

He never played with a full deck.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Michael "Righteous" Myers has a dakimakura artwork.

It's very sad that the Rob zombie Micheal Myers is a better interpretation of the character than Chris's tyranny best friend.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He never played with a full duck.

FTFY

 

[Mr. 0]

What else doesn't Chris suppress?

his shit

 

[TV's Adam West]

Not much an update, just to spice things up.
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What the fuck, the dude from the new AVGN videos is the dude who kicked out Chris? Holy fuck!

 

[GwynLordOfDrip]

Not much an update, just to spice things up.
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More Justin and Chris Chan interactions could be interesting

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

What the fuck, the dude from the new AVGN videos is the dude who kicked out Chris? Holy fuck!

You can actually see a Shrek-themed Chris medallion on one semirecent AVGN video.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

What the fuck, the dude from the new AVGN videos is the dude who kicked out Chris? Holy fuck!

He also was a producer for the room

 

[AmazingEagle]

Chris, don't destroy another animal species. Araras are cute and not some degenerate moan meme. Ponies, hedgehogs and electric rats are already in an orgy in your vile mind.

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I bet if a Macaw broke one of Chris' fingers because Chris pissed him off, he would blame the trolls.

 

[TV's Adam West]

It's very sad that the Rob zombie Micheal Myers is a better interpretation of the character than Chris's tyranny best friend.

At least Rob knows his audience. His fans want whie trash hillbilly horror and deliver. This is more like Halloween resurrection Myers.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I guess Chris wants his lovely flock of trolls to share his anus.

Can't Chris take a photo on a blank sheet of paper instead of his pilled MLP blanket?

 

[Tikbalang]

I guess Chris wants his lovely flock of trolls to share his anus.

Can't Chris take a photo on a blank sheet of paper instead of his pilled MLP blanket?

My interpretation on the tarot card: go to the doctor.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Can't Chris take a photo on a blank sheet of paper instead of his pilled MLP blanket?

Can't Chris say something that's short and to the point instead of a stilted and awkward word salad?

 

[Alex Krycek]

Can't Chris say something that's short and to the point instead of a stilted and awkward word salad?

No.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

No.

I guess he talks like that because (1) autism, (2) he has no regular interaction with others, (3) he thinks he has to sound smart, (4) autism, (5) he likes to elaborate too much, and (6) autism.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

'...my lovely flock...'

Go fuck yourself, Chris.

#SpinachAndMushroom needs to go on the random text. Hey, Papa John's are letting him buy from them again?

Also, Christ. He's wearing this shit on his wrist. How very girly and kawaii of him. Chris, you're nearly 40 years old.

 

[A Grey Cat]

'...my lovely flock...'

Go fuck yourself, Chris.

#SpinachAndMushroom needs to go on the random text. Hey, Papa John's are letting him buy from them again?

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You know it's not just Chris who couldn't care less how old they are and wearing Lego crap like that in public. There's almost no point in calling out Lolcows for wearing crap like that when a vast number of society as a whole doesn't care either.

 

[Monkey Pink]

What deck is Chris using? Are those even actual Tarot cards?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I'm starting to think something is wrong with this Chris guy