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Desire

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What would you do if you woke up one day with a Gary Busey for a hand?
 
Kurt Eichenwald said:
What would you do if you woke up one day with a Gary Busey for a hand?
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What would you if $5 million of stolen money ended up in your bank account and a meth lab magically appeared in your basement?
 
Take money, buy boat, move to Tonga and teach them the art of the burger.

What would you do if you came home and there was a black man on your couch? He's just staring at you while he enjoys his peanuts and grape soda and he's far to heavy to remove by force.
 
Kurt Eichenwald said:
Take money, buy boat, move to Tonga and teach them the art of the burger.

What would you do if you came home and there was a black man on your couch? He's just staring at you while he enjoys his peanuts and grape soda and he's far to heavy to remove by force.
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I would say “I’m back from work, hubby”

What would you do if you started farting popcorn?
 
I'd drink some syrup so that I start farting kettle corn and then I'd sell it to unsuspecting children in the school bathroom.

What would you do if you woke up being violently attacked by a severed Gary Busey?
 
You’re preparing yourself for a one night stand and your partner is Tommy Tooter. What do you do?
 
Cherry Eyed Hamster said:
You’re preparing yourself for a one night stand and your partner is Tommy Tooter. What do you do?
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Send him out to buy condoms and after he’s left, lock the door and call the police if he comes back.

Null decided he wants to retire from running the site and passes control of it to you. What are your first changes as the newly appointed Tzar of the Kiwis?
 
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Jason Wynn said:
Null decided he wants to retire from running the site and passes control of it to you. What are your first changes as the newly appointed Tzar of the Kiwis?
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Adding a "doubt" sticker.

You hear a sound at the door, a sort of scratchy, impatient sound. Suddenly the door bursts open and out from behind it, hundreds of thousands of rats pour through and start running straight at you. What do you do?
 
run for my life

what would you do if you type the word "nigger" while writing a kiwi farms post and the arm of a melanated man bursts from your monitor and tries to grab you
 
Use it for a handjob.

You wake up and you’re Brianna Wu. You attempt suicide, but you cannot self-terminate. Now what?
 
what would you do if you woke up and found out that your skin is much darker but your facial structure is otherwise caucasian so you look like you're in blackface
 
bird.up said:
what would you do if you woke up and found out that your skin is much darker but your facial structure is otherwise caucasian so you look like you're in blackface
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Skin bleach duh!
 
What would you do if you were Peewee Herman and you had massive 16 inch boner?
 
I would change my name to Bigcock Herman

What would you do if Hitler came back to life as an anthropomorphic talking chipmunk?
 
Violent Sudowoodo said:
I would change my name to Bigcock Herman

What would you do if Hitler came back to life as an anthropomorphic talking chipmunk?
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Sign him up with a German record label, hell yeah!
Picture this. You are alone in the forest, when suddenly you encounter a 7-foot tall variant of Cyraxx. What do you do?
 
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