Random Scenarios - Make up a random scenario and the person below you has to answer it

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

Yell the n word and then try to slowly crash the car into a curb or something

Would you rather always be hard or never get hard again?

Your avatar is a perfect representation of what I think you'd look like while screaming the N word and trying not to die

I'd rather never be hard again, just stop having to deal with that portion of my existence lol

Edit: Someone offers you the boof but you can tell they have teh big gay, do you risk it?

 

[Desire]

haha no

You are trapped in CWC’s house. What do you?

 

[Jason Wynn]

haha no

You are trapped in CWC’s house. What do you?

Assuming the smell doesn’t knock me out, and assuming I don’t have access to the doors or windows, I find Barb’s husk of a body, wear it like a meat suit and confuse Chris long enough to bolt.

You done fucked up and landed yourself in prison. Your cellmate is Nick Bate. Killing him isn’t an option. What do?

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

Shit him a sandwich to eat and help him eat it, straight up stab a turd right into his throat. Maybe he chokes to death on my shit. Oh well, he was a shit fetishist. Wouldn't surprise me if he's a gasper too.

If a unicorn appeared and offered you a ride around the universe and all the other places too, what would you do?

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

I stroke his mane so he turns into a plane.

What would you do if you were eating a delicious bowl of Oreo O's and then you look down to find a tiny Justinrpg sitting in one like an inner tube, asking if you wanna lubby chudder?

 

[Desire]

i’d vomit first sight, then burn my house down for extra good measure.

The Pope comes to you and declares you ruler of Africa. What do you do?

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

i’d vomit first sight, then burn my house down for extra good measure.

The Pope comes to you and declares you ruler of Africa. What do you do?

Pray to Saint Augustine, an African, for guidance. Then set up nigger nature preserves so they can be in their natural habitat. Separate but equal, they are free to build any society they wish.

A witch curses you so every toilet or urinal you pee in moans loudly for all to hear. How long before you end up on the sex offender registry?

 

[Meat Target]

A witch curses you so every toilet or urinal you pee in moans loudly for all to hear. How long before you end up on the sex offender registry?

Simple, I just start pissing in sinks or outside on the ground.

You've been sentenced to death, but may choose any method of execution. What do you pick? (Be creative).

 

[Sugriva]

Simple, I just start pissing in sinks or outside on the ground.

You've been sentenced to death, but may choose any method of execution. What do you pick? (Be creative).

I want an entire grand piano dropped on my head like in looney tunes. in public too.

you have to have one object inside your ass for the rest of your life. What do you choose?

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

One of those never ending handkerchief ropes clowns pull out of things

The IRS sends a bill for millions in back taxes, and you're not even American. Turns out someone stole your identity and earned citizenship. Do you steal it back?

 

[Desire]

One of those never ending handkerchief ropes clowns pull out of things

The IRS sends a bill for millions in back taxes, and you're not even American. Turns out someone stole your identity and earned citizenship. Do you steal it back?

Fake a suicide, go to Chile, start a human sex trafficking ring. Use slave money to kill the guy who stole my identity. Gotta make that cash

You wake up trapped inside a room, you see Isabella Loretta Janke chained to the wall. What do you do?

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

You wake up trapped inside a room, you see Isabella Loretta Janke chained to the wall. What do you do?

Do whatever I can to get the fuck out of there.

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You‘ve been lost in the woods for a week. While you’re on a trail, you see a man in the dinstance, who does not notice you. He’s wearing wood camo fatigues, and is brandishing a rifle. Do you approach him, or try to avoid him?

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

You‘ve been lost in the woods for a week. While you’re on a trail, you see a man in the dinstance, who does not notice you. He’s wearing wood camo fatigues, and is brandishing a rifle. Do you approach him, or try to avoid him?

My time in the wild has robbed me of my humanity and turned me into an animal. Nay, a beast. The hunter will become the hunted.

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The airport, gunman with one hostage, he's using her for cover, he's almost to a plane, you're 100 feet away. What do you do?

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

Empty the hk91 at them and run away.

What would you do if I offered you half a cup of room temperature Jim Beam?

 

[Desire]

Idk what Jim Bean is, so no

You walk alone at night in a city, but then you encounter andy ditch stalking from afar. What do you do?

 

[Meat Target]

Yell at him. The overstimulating noise will make him break down and give me time to run away.

You're on a date with the girl of your dreams. Everything is going fine, until Daniel Larson shows up and pulls the fire alarm. What do you do?

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

Quickly pay and leave so I don't have to waste the evening talking to the police about what I saw and instead think up some on the fly shit to keep the date rolling.

Aliens land in your yard and start to deplane. Do you have the welcome snacks ready or did you fuck it up for us all?

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

I still have that half cup of Jimmy Beam that nobody wanted.

What would you do if the Beatles showed up to your house for a 4 hour private show but they refuse to play anything other than bungalow bill? They won't stop playing no matter how much you scream and if you try to leave then they'll follow you, leading to uncomfortable questions and accusations from strangers passing by.

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

I still have that half cup of Jimmy Beam that nobody wanted.

What would you do if the Beatles showed up to your house for a 4 hour private show but they refuse to play anything other than bungalow bill? They won't stop playing no matter how much you scream and if you try to leave then they'll follow you, leading to uncomfortable questions and accusations from strangers passing by.

oh that's easy, I'd drink any leftover Jimothy Beam you have, plus whatever else I can find. 4 hours is a great amount of time to drink until you black out and forget why you started drinking

Earthworm Jim excavates through your living room floor, says "Whoa!" and looks lost. How do you respond?

 

[Meat Target]

What would you do if the Beatles showed up to your house

Kill them on sight.

Earthworm Jim excavates through your living room floor, says "Whoa!" and looks lost. How do you respond?

Pour rocksalt on him and submit a maintenance request with the landlord.

The Merge happens and you can become BFFs with any cartoon character. Who is it?