Assuming the smell doesn’t knock me out, and assuming I don’t have access to the doors or windows, I find Barb’s husk of a body, wear it like a meat suit and confuse Chris long enough to bolt.
You done fucked up and landed yourself in prison. Your cellmate is Nick Bate. Killing him isn’t an option. What do?
Shit him a sandwich to eat and help him eat it, straight up stab a turd right into his throat. Maybe he chokes to death on my shit. Oh well, he was a shit fetishist. Wouldn't surprise me if he's a gasper too.
If a unicorn appeared and offered you a ride around the universe and all the other places too, what would you do?
What would you do if you were eating a delicious bowl of Oreo O's and then you look down to find a tiny Justinrpg sitting in one like an inner tube, asking if you wanna lubby chudder?
Pray to Saint Augustine, an African, for guidance. Then set up nigger nature preserves so they can be in their natural habitat. Separate but equal, they are free to build any society they wish.
A witch curses you so every toilet or urinal you pee in moans loudly for all to hear. How long before you end up on the sex offender registry?
One of those never ending handkerchief ropes clowns pull out of things
The IRS sends a bill for millions in back taxes, and you're not even American. Turns out someone stole your identity and earned citizenship. Do you steal it back?
One of those never ending handkerchief ropes clowns pull out of things
The IRS sends a bill for millions in back taxes, and you're not even American. Turns out someone stole your identity and earned citizenship. Do you steal it back?
You‘ve been lost in the woods for a week. While you’re on a trail, you see a man in the dinstance, who does not notice you. He’s wearing wood camo fatigues, and is brandishing a rifle. Do you approach him, or try to avoid him?
You‘ve been lost in the woods for a week. While you’re on a trail, you see a man in the dinstance, who does not notice you. He’s wearing wood camo fatigues, and is brandishing a rifle. Do you approach him, or try to avoid him?
Quickly pay and leave so I don't have to waste the evening talking to the police about what I saw and instead think up some on the fly shit to keep the date rolling.
Aliens land in your yard and start to deplane. Do you have the welcome snacks ready or did you fuck it up for us all?
I still have that half cup of Jimmy Beam that nobody wanted.
What would you do if the Beatles showed up to your house for a 4 hour private show but they refuse to play anything other than bungalow bill? They won't stop playing no matter how much you scream and if you try to leave then they'll follow you, leading to uncomfortable questions and accusations from strangers passing by.
I still have that half cup of Jimmy Beam that nobody wanted.
What would you do if the Beatles showed up to your house for a 4 hour private show but they refuse to play anything other than bungalow bill? They won't stop playing no matter how much you scream and if you try to leave then they'll follow you, leading to uncomfortable questions and accusations from strangers passing by.
oh that's easy, I'd drink any leftover Jimothy Beam you have, plus whatever else I can find. 4 hours is a great amount of time to drink until you black out and forget why you started drinking
Earthworm Jim excavates through your living room floor, says "Whoa!" and looks lost. How do you respond?
