Random Scenarios - Make up a random scenario and the person below you has to answer it

Shoot 'em Nazi bastards that come a-knockin' with my good ol' musket, just like I did with those damn Northerners

The subject of the last image you saved is coming to break into your house and kill you. How do you survive and fight back?
 
Kid Named Rocket said:
The subject of the last image you saved is coming to break into your house and kill you. How do you survive and fight back?
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Kid Named Rocket said:
last image you saved
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"Todd, you win. I will buy Skyrim again."

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do?
 
Pitbull Victim said:
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"Todd, you win. I will buy Skyrim again."

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do?
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Crash that shit into the Giggly Goon Clown’s house (I advise being mentally prepared to check his thread out).


you die and are reincarnated as CWC. What do you do
 
Amazo said:
you die and are reincarnated as CWC. What do you do
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I'd go get a second helping of that sweet barbussy.

What would you do if you were an Indian standing on the tracks while a train is coming?
 
Tablet County said:
What would you do if you had a tiny clone of Hitler?
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I'd go all "Indian in the Cupboard" and give him a tiny habitat with a dry ice chamber he can use to kill insects for fun.

How would you respond if a repo man appeared to reclaim your fillings?
 
🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪 said:
If I was a stupid Pajeet I would stand there and get plastered like a dumb fucking moron, obviously.

IF CENTAURS WERE GIRAFFES WOULD THEY HAVE AN ELONGATED TORSO OR A REALLY LONG NECK
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They would honestly transform into giant/giantess centaurs
 
What would you do if a screaming autistic child ran up and stabbed you with a pencil while you were shopping and then began eating random items out of your cart, regardless of whether or not they're edible?
 
Run him over.

What if you woke up in the middle of the desert and came face-to-face with the scene depicted in my avatar?
 
Wait for the acid to wear off and hold on to my butt until then.

What if you were asked to do a challenge for a million dollars but only found out afterwards they were Zimbabwe dollars?
 
I'd trick a drug dealer, fail and die.

How would you combat a giant floating jellyfish?
 
Sell it to the Chinese obviously

you’re stranded on Epstein’s island pre-suicide arc. What do you do?
 
Firebombs. Lots and lots of firebombs.

A dog walks up to you, sits down, and then offers you 3 wishes. Wat do
 
I would wish to pet the dog, I would wish for a spamwich to give the dog, and then I would wish for infinite wishes.

You're trapped in Big Cock Herman's playhouse.
Chairy is holding you and won't let go.
You can hear footsteps and ominous laughter approaching the front door.
What do you do?
 
Suicide bomb that shit like it’s 9/11

You die and get reincarnated as the poopsquatch. What do you do?
 
Shit up literally every place I go while fighting for the right to shit up every place I go.

You get in your car to drive to work, only to find the brakes have been cut and reconfigured to activate a glitter bomb when you try to stop. How do you respond?
 
Yell the n word and then try to slowly crash the car into a curb or something

Would you rather always be hard or never get hard again?
 
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