Random Scenarios - Make up a random scenario and the person below you has to answer it

Scrooge McDuck, he's still stingy with his money, but the adventures with him would be fun.

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:sonichu:Lolcow catching and gladiator battles is the hot new e-sport! You may pick any lolcow you can wrangle in the field. Who'd you pick, and how do you train it?:sonichu:
 
I'd capture Ross with a pedoball and then make him listen to anal cunt to hone his ultrasonic screech attack.

What would you do if England was real?
 
commit thermo-nuclear annihilation


You die and wake in the body of Baiken from Guilty Gear Strive. What do you do!
 
Bees calm down when they can't detect pheromones, which is why beekeepers use smoke on the hives when they need to get into them. So I'd grab the nearest quarter of brick weed, put it in a metal incense holder, drop in a brick of charcoal, throw it in the floorboard and let them chill the fuck out until I can scoop them out.

Arnold Schwarzenegger screams at you to get to the chopper, and your house starts to crumble. What item in your house do you rush to try to save from the devastation, and will it fit on the chopper?
 
a woman, obviously

You die and get reincarnated as an edible slime. WHAT DO YOU DO!
 
Develop vore fetish and then be fulfilled

Your future self sends a garbled audio message back in time. You can barely make it out...what did you say?
 
He'd likely say "Develop better opsec, retard."

You developed a sixth sense of hearing Background Music playing on your daily life. What is it playing right now?
 
That's my actual brain condition, I have two channel audio in my head. Background music, and internal monologue thoughts. When I need to work on something important the Birdo boss theme from Mario 2 plays in the background lol

Pokemon become real. What do you go out of your way to find and catch?
 
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I seek a talking Meowth and capture it to make it my pet.

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A cat, walking upon its hind legs like a person, approaches. It stands before you as if waiting for you to do something
 
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Name that cat garfield and make money off of him

The devil approaches you and offers you a deal to sell your soul in exchange for any 2d girl you want to become real
 
I make the sign of the cross, say "Get behind me, Satan!" and Chad strut my way out of that situation.

An old merchant woman in a shawl walks up to you and offers you a deal. Whatever you want, for whatever she wants. Every trade is different, and every trade is painful. What do you want, and what did she want you to trade?
 
I want her to leave me alone. In return, she wants a kick in the face. I kick her in the face, and it's obviously very painful for her. We part ways in peace.

You awake, feeling more fat than usual. You're in some shitty bar and you're typing on a very homosexual laptop. You realize you are in Patrick S. Tomlinson's body, and you only have 5 minutes before you're pulled back. What do you do?
 
Send the Tiny Tim in Space word doc to Dan Mullen.

You wake up with the powers and appearance of Sonic the Hedgehog (but your own personality and memories) in the real world. What do you do?
 
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Kill CWC to put an end to Christory once and for all.

You transform into sonichu and now CWC becomes a yandere to hunt you down. What do you do
 
Amazo said:
Kill CWC to put an end to Christory once and for all.

You transform into sonichu and now CWC becomes a yandere to hunt you down. What do you do
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Goon while running just faster than CWC can so he can only see me gooning 24/7 and if he gets tired of chasing me I'll chase him while gooning harder than ever I love when they run

Sebastian the crab taps Morse code to you, which you understand, and he's trying to get Ariel married. You or anyone you know into fish lips?
 
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What would you do if a screaming autistic child ran up and stabbed you with a pencil while you were shopping and then began eating random items out of your cart, regardless of whether or not they're edible?
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Assert my dominance by eating his flesh.

Would you have sex with the pope if he offered?
 
No.

Johnny Somali livestreams himself kicking your cat and smearing his poopy on your windows. How do you react?
 
castrate Johnny and feed his balls to my cat duh

You suddenly keep nutting at the sight of adult women! What do you do?
 
Isolate myself in a monastery until the condition goes away.

A mysterious man in a fancy suit presents you with a button. Every time you press it, you receive $125,000, but a random person dies. Do you press it?
 
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