Random Scenarios - Make up a random scenario and the person below you has to answer it

I would tape the button to the bottom of my shoe.

What would you do if you got a job at the tomboy mine, but each one you dug up was mexican?
 
Why, I'd call myself a lucky man! And then I'd build a harem.

Klaus Schwab and George Soros personally approach you and challenge you to a Pokémon battle (Doubles, Gen 9 National Dex, no restrictions). If you lose, they'll have you brainwwashed into a bugslop-eating, vax-taking, globohomo-worshipping obedient golem. What's your game plan?
 
Why, I'd call myself a lucky man! And then I'd build a harem.

Klaus Schwab and George Soros personally approach you and challenge you to a Pokémon battle (Doubles, Gen 9 National Dex, no restrictions). If you lose, they'll have you brainwwashed into a bugslop-eating, vax-taking, globohomo-worshipping obedient golem. What's your game plan?
Plan A, my All Stars: Blaziken, Kyogre, Rayquaza, Metagross, Gengar, and Mewtwo.

Plan B, the Samson Option: three Wobuffetts and three Electrodes. Use Destiny Bond, then Self-Destruct, not on their Pokemon but on them personally.

The girl of your dreams falls in love with you. However, she's bald as a stone and built like a brick shithouse. And no, she can't wear a wig. Do you take her in as your lawfully-wedded wife?
 
Plan A, my All Stars: Blaziken, Kyogre, Rayquaza, Metagross, Gengar, and Mewtwo.

Plan B, the Samson Option: three Wobuffetts and three Electrodes. Use Destiny Bond, then Self-Destruct, not on their Pokemon but on them personally.

The girl of your dreams falls in love with you. However, she's bald as a stone and built like a brick shithouse. And no, she can't wear a wig. Do you take her in as your lawfully-wedded wife?
Wife her, she's clearly strong physically AND mentally.

A ninja blows a dart into your neck, and the tip was dipped in pure LSD. Where are you when the acid kicks in?
 
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I didn't reply to this one as per the rules of the thread so I'd like to make amends:

Seven vagánias
Beautiful

You die and wake up in the body of Adolf Hitler during the start of WW2, what do you do?
 
I make the country not enemies with literally all of its neighbours.

You have the opportunity to trade IQ points for penis length, and vice versa. Which one would you do, if any?
 
I make the country not enemies with literally all of its neighbours.

You have the opportunity to trade IQ points for penis length, and vice versa. Which one would you do, if any?
Neither because I’m fairly happy with both.

Would you rather be a gooner or an edger?
 
I would rather be sucked into a jet engine.

You find yourself in Jonestown the night before the massacre happened. How do you escape?
Escape? I murder that faggot before he could murder everyone else. Although realistically the world might be worse off with them back, weren't they communists?

Scarface shows up with his sister and a kilo of blow. Do you let them come in?
 
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Yes, and have a great orgy with them.

The Devil comes to your house and magically teleports you inside Elon Musk's body.
WHAT DO YOU DO!?!
 
Implant subliminal thoughts into his head that compel him to talk Trump into annexing the entire American supercontinent.

You are attacked by thugs while holding the world's most expensive vase.
What do you do?
 
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