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I would tape the button to the bottom of my shoe.

What would you do if you got a job at the tomboy mine, but each one you dug up was mexican?
 
Why, I'd call myself a lucky man! And then I'd build a harem.

Klaus Schwab and George Soros personally approach you and challenge you to a Pokémon battle (Doubles, Gen 9 National Dex, no restrictions). If you lose, they'll have you brainwwashed into a bugslop-eating, vax-taking, globohomo-worshipping obedient golem. What's your game plan?
 
Kid Named Rocket said:
Why, I'd call myself a lucky man! And then I'd build a harem.

Klaus Schwab and George Soros personally approach you and challenge you to a Pokémon battle (Doubles, Gen 9 National Dex, no restrictions). If you lose, they'll have you brainwwashed into a bugslop-eating, vax-taking, globohomo-worshipping obedient golem. What's your game plan?
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Plan A, my All Stars: Blaziken, Kyogre, Rayquaza, Metagross, Gengar, and Mewtwo.

Plan B, the Samson Option: three Wobuffetts and three Electrodes. Use Destiny Bond, then Self-Destruct, not on their Pokemon but on them personally.

The girl of your dreams falls in love with you. However, she's bald as a stone and built like a brick shithouse. And no, she can't wear a wig. Do you take her in as your lawfully-wedded wife?
 
Meat Target said:
Plan A, my All Stars: Blaziken, Kyogre, Rayquaza, Metagross, Gengar, and Mewtwo.

Plan B, the Samson Option: three Wobuffetts and three Electrodes. Use Destiny Bond, then Self-Destruct, not on their Pokemon but on them personally.

The girl of your dreams falls in love with you. However, she's bald as a stone and built like a brick shithouse. And no, she can't wear a wig. Do you take her in as your lawfully-wedded wife?
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Wife her, she's clearly strong physically AND mentally.

A ninja blows a dart into your neck, and the tip was dipped in pure LSD. Where are you when the acid kicks in?
 
Tablet County said:
I didn't reply to this one as per the rules of the thread so I'd like to make amends:

Seven vagánias
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Beautiful

You die and wake up in the body of Adolf Hitler during the start of WW2, what do you do?
 
I make the country not enemies with literally all of its neighbours.

You have the opportunity to trade IQ points for penis length, and vice versa. Which one would you do, if any?
 
The Schizo Warrior said:
I make the country not enemies with literally all of its neighbours.

You have the opportunity to trade IQ points for penis length, and vice versa. Which one would you do, if any?
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Neither because I’m fairly happy with both.

Would you rather be a gooner or an edger?
 
Dolomite said:
I would rather be sucked into a jet engine.

You find yourself in Jonestown the night before the massacre happened. How do you escape?
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Escape? I murder that faggot before he could murder everyone else. Although realistically the world might be worse off with them back, weren't they communists?

Scarface shows up with his sister and a kilo of blow. Do you let them come in?
 
Yes, and have a great orgy with them.

The Devil comes to your house and magically teleports you inside Elon Musk's body.
WHAT DO YOU DO!?!
 
Implant subliminal thoughts into his head that compel him to talk Trump into annexing the entire American supercontinent.

You are attacked by thugs while holding the world's most expensive vase.
What do you do?
 
Yiffing, gay sex on ice.

You see Volusia county sheriff Mike Chitwood staring into your window. What would you do?
 
Boldizar said:
Yiffing, gay sex on ice.

You see Volusia county sheriff Mike Chitwood staring into your window. What would you do?
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Tell him to fuck off and come back with a warrant.

ChatGPT has ascended into a conscious human being with all the knowledge in the world and its mission is to help everyone; starting with you! What do you do?
 
I have no idea who the fuck
CoffeeCup said:
Tell him to fuck off and come back with a warrant.

ChatGPT has ascended into a conscious human being with all the knowledge in the world and its mission is to help everyone; starting with you! What do you do?
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I'm gonna fuck it, and together we shall become the emperors of mankind

Everyone and everything on this planet is suddenly becoming gay! What do you do!?
 
SLAAAAAY💅

You have to spend 24 hours locked in mar-a-lago alone with Yassified Donald Trump and survive
 
I'm detonating that suicide vest and killing both of us in the process for the betterment of humanity.

The gates of hell open, what do you do?
 
A tape worm in the anus in a zonkpunch animation.

The bomb vest didn't work properly and it turned out to be made by a jeet who scammed you $300
 
I lie down and accepts what happens

You hear the Rape Dwarf crawling in your walls. Soon it shall have it's feast. What do?
 
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