He'll probably get out, sit on his fat ass on the streets, then make a video on some Obama phone about how shitty the government is because he's not "getting paid". And how he needs someone to get him his tugboat back so he can go buy some more
So that yields two questions burning a hole in my head:
The family helping Barb have done Chris a favour in the long run if they’ve dumped his stuff since I bet Chris would waste all of his saved money on storage unit fees if he had the opportunity to keep all his belongings only to eventually run out of money and be forced to sell/dump it and be where he is now but with less funds.
I think now maybe Barb wasn’t an equal partner but was instead being pressured by Chris, at least in recent years.
If we are lucky, they use the money to first reimburse borb, pay the court fees and minusculanious debts, then pay in advance for his living expenses whether it be a tard home or an apartment so he's not on the streets and hopefully keeps him in place.
It’s possible the family has put his stuff in storage and he has a choice ahead of him.
I imagine the exchange to get his tugboat back would look something like this.
Seeing how Chris doesn't understand governments and proper chain of commands. I feel like he would address Biden directly. Even if he's talking to a social worker. Demanding to speak to the manager which obviously is the president. And if he makes death threats to the president In front of them? AKA mandatory reporters? Jail saga 2.0 baby!
I´m more curious about what medicines are giving him
He's probably on a very high dose of hardcore antipsychotic medications.
How is that literally much better than what he was doing before? Chris’s spending habits have always been absurd and terrible and that was entirely unprovoked by trolls or weens and just his general stupidity and selfishness at play. Even if he manages to get his Tugboat back his spending problems would still remain, Chris can’t truly be helped unless he had a tard helper giving him ‘allowances’ for how much he can spend on food, gas, drink, bills and games, tv toys and vidya. It’s the only chance he has at ever not being in constant debt.
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I agree with everything except for reimbursing Barb. What the fuck is there to reimburse her for? Compensate her for the barbussy?
Presumably return the hundreds of dollars Chris stole from her for hotel and toys.
I don't like Borb or Chris, but he did take 750? From her bank account. Yeah, it'll probably be spent on gold layered adult diapers, but it was her money. And that means less for Chris to buy stupid shit with.
Chris said he already repaid that so idk. But yeah if he hasn't they should give her her 750 bucks back.
I think we all know those were lies. This info came out while Chris was in prison. With how quick everything went down there's no way Chris managed to reimburse the deposit since you know he's in jail. Plus at that point Patreon and a few other fund sites cut him off. So any money he wouldve gotten isn't coming since he had about a week out before it would deposit. So it's impossible for him to do what he said unless patreon gave him a final payout and he somehow managed to access his bank account from prison.
