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Personally, I think "Let my Sonichus go!" rolls off the tongue a bit better, but that's just me.

While we are still on the subject of pictures, am I the only one who looks at this depiction that Chris drew of himself and thinks that it makes him look kind of like an Autistic Steve Burns? Maybe it's just the hairstyle and striped shirts...
Granted, Chris is nowhere near as likeable or successful as Steve. And now I can imagine Chris as a kids show host with Sonichu serving as a copyright infringing Blue-analogue. I wonder what kind of clues Sonichu would leave though...secrets to finding a boyfriend free girl to make into a sweetheart from the ground up, perhaps?
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BALLZ-BROKEN said:
Jesus also stormed the temple with a whip and drove out the money changers.

He didn't leave a hastily etched stone tablet next to the temple entrance.
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Jesus also cursed a tree for not carrying fruit when he was hungry.

The petty rage was there. Whether it was autistic or not is debatable.
 
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Artard said:
Is Chris aware of Kickstarter, and why hasn't he made a (wait for it) CWCstarter to fund his bad art and horrible ideas?
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Because he is too naive, lazy and unassertive to go for any real "Get Rich Quick" schemes even though, as Harry Partridge once said, he'd make so much money.
 
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Artard said:
Is Chris aware of Kickstarter, and why hasn't he made a (wait for it) CWCstarter to fund his bad art and horrible ideas?
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Chris doesn't like drawing if it feels like work. It's sadly as simple as that. Interest in him has waned greatly but he could still make a few bucks from members here with a drawing now and again. Chris also hates deadlines and I would not put much faith in him keeping or even remembering them. So rather than cash in on his unique situation he chooses to go to Best Buy and comically shove random objects down his shirt in hopes of nobody noticing.
 
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I wonder where this aversion to work came from. Is it possible that all the harsh chores he was forced to do as a child forever soured our hero on the concept of work?

Or is it just that he's a lazy fat fuck?

Mankind may never know!
 
Maybe it was brought on by years of seeing hip youngsters on TV holding nothing but disdain for doing chores and decided that it must be normal behavior. Chris more or less acts like a cartoon character, anyway.
 
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Anonimo said:
Maybe it was brought on by years of seeing hip youngsters on TV holding nothing but disdain for doing chores and decided that it must be normal behavior. Chris more or less acts like a cartoon character, anyway.
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True, but I think in this case the simpler explanation is more apt: Chris doesn't want to do chores/work because no one really does. It's just that most adults figure out that they have to do some work in order to have an enjoyable life. Chris, being essentially a child, doesn't understand that what he gets in life is produced by the labor of others.
 
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Anonimo said:
Personally, I think "Let my Sonichus go!" rolls off the tongue a bit better, but that's just me.

While we are still on the subject of pictures, am I the only one who looks at this depiction that Chris drew of himself and thinks that it makes him look kind of like an Autistic Steve Burns? Maybe it's just the hairstyle and striped shirts...
Granted, Chris is nowhere near as likeable or successful as Steve. And now I can imagine Chris as a kids show host with Sonichu serving as a copyright infringing Blue-analogue. I wonder what kind of clues Sonichu would leave though...secrets to finding a boyfriend free girl to make into a sweetheart from the ground up, perhaps?
Pics for comparison:
093-CWCtoon.jpg

Urns.jpg
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Chris's self portrait looks like an alien trying to imitate a human and failing.

Chikinballs said:
He spoke immediately after being born and then did nothing of note for upwards of thirty fucking years, so theres that...
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Well at least Jesus had a job. I'd actually like to see Chris attempt to be a carpenter.
 
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ChurchOfGodBear said:
True, but I think in this case the simpler explanation is more apt: Chris doesn't want to do chores/work because no one really does. It's just that most adults figure out that they have to do some work in order to have an enjoyable life. Chris, being essentially a child, doesn't understand that what he gets in life is produced by the labor of others.
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And that's what grinds everyone's gears when he uses stress as an excuse; not that he uses it too much, not that his baby talk makes it sound worse, but that he has no right to use it.
 
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Hmm we'll as much as I hate to defend our autistic hero I will say that Chrissy stress is probably honest.

It's not like he's a fast thinker so when real life starts to hit the hurtful truth level it takes time for his mind to process and warp the incoming information so that it may be assimilated into what passes as his psyche.

During this period he's not really capable of doing anything else hence the crash into slumber routine.
 
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Sweet and Savoury said:
Hmm we'll as much as I hate to defend our autistic hero I will say that Chrissy stress is probably honest.

It's not like he's a fast thinker so when real life starts to hit the hurtful truth level it takes time for his mind to process and warp the incoming information so that it may be assimilated into what passes as his psyche.

During this period he's not really capable of doing anything else hence the crash into slumber routine.
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So he gets stressed by things the rest of us are used to doing. He's like a chimpanzee trying to operate a tricycle. Only the chimp shits itself less.
 
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Alan Pardew said:
Probably she doesn't know that there's websites dedicated to him.
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Trust me, he would have spent a good deal of their time talking about trolls.

Now whether or not she paid attention, thats another story.
 
I know that it came straight from the horse's mouth, but was there any proof that Chris even managed to get a hold of a hooker?
 
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