Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[A-№1]

Hello, i am looking for the artist of the painting, and would like to buy it. Who are you, and thank you.

I'm always amazed by how good some of Chris' fanart can be.

Personally, I'd like to see Chris inserted into Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights, especially the right panel. The only question is if he'd be one of the tormented, or one of the punishments?

When Barb dies, the only thing Chris will inherit will be a smelly hoard, if it hasn't been donated/thrown away already.

And possibly the property it's stored on. The debt on 14BLC is high, but the last time I checked it wasn't underwater any more, so a small amount could be made from the equity. That's assuming Chris is willing to sell it, somehow cleans it up for sale, and other such miracles.

If it's foreclosed, Chris is all but guaranteed to get nothing.

Keep in mind Cole wants nothing to do with Barb and has had no contact with her since he moved out decades ago.

But does Cole want nothing to do with any money that might come from 14BLC, especially if he's guaranteed no contact with Barb (since she'd be dead)?

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Do we have a rough estimate at the amount of inheritance money Chris might receive when Barb kicks the bucket?

Yes. $0

 

[Hogar Grupal]

That's assuming Chris is willing to sell it, somehow cleans it up for sale, and other such miracles.

I doubt Chris would want to sell it. But he doesn't know how to maintain the house, either. Even if Chris does sell it, he has to go through the process and planning of buying another house (preferably in the Charlottesville area) and move his stuff, which he doesn't want to do.

But does Cole want nothing to do with any money that might come from 14BLC, especially if he's guaranteed no contact with Barb (since she'd be dead)?

Interesting point. I think Cole would be one of those types of people that would bend their values for money.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Would he receive any? Does Barb owe the banks more than her assets? If not, is the rest split between Cole and his more famous half brother?

There's been more than a few rumors from trolls over the years that Chris has co-signed on some of Barb's loans. I don't know how true it is, but given they've borrowed against one of their's life insurance, I wouldn't put it past Barb.

 

[Ophelia]

Personally, I'd like to see Chris inserted into Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights, especially the right panel. The only question is if he'd be one of the tormented, or one of the punishments?

Classic is the tormented, Tomgirl is the tormenter.

Even if Chris does sell it, he has to go through the process and planning of buying another house

Could he possibly afford that? Would an apartment be more likely? (In the dreamland in which Chris is capable of obtaining a new domicile, not the real world)

I think Cole would be one of those types of people that would bend their values for money.

Maybe not if his wife is keeping him comfortable enough. It depends on how much money it is.

 

[A-№1]

Yes. $0

This. At best Chris won't inherit money. He will only inherit opportunities to make catastrophic financial mistakes.

I doubt Chris would want to sell it.

Absolutely. I doubt Chris could ever be convinced to sell it, even under duress. He'll wait until it's foreclosed, expecting donations from weens to save him (also possibly magical unicorn commodore computer fairies, but those aren't real).

Even if Chris does sell it, he has to go through the process and planning of buying another house (preferably in the Charlottesville area) and move his stuff, which he doesn't want to do.

I don't think Chris is even capable of the steps needed to sell a house, mostly because he is so unbelievably lazy. He would tell himself it's more attractive a sale when full of toys and garbage and wonder why his "house for sale" attraction sign isn't getting any traction.

I pity any real estate agent who takes on Chris.

I think Cole would be one of those types of people that would bend their values for money.

Depending on timelines, there are all sorts of ways Cole could turn a fast buck off 14BLC. Almost all of them would absolutely screw Chris, but I don't see Cole ever taking that into consideration.

Classic is the tormented, Tomgirl is the tormenter.

Ooh, that is good. I wish I'd though of it.

It depends on how much money it is.

Best case for Cole, It could be as much as a few tens of thousands. I don't see Cole turning that down, especially not for Chris' sake.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Classic is the tormented, Tomgirl is the tormenter.

Okay, this is perfect and needs to happen. It would work well with the painting - one of those things that could *seem* like it belongs there.

 

[FightenGnome]

If you had to rank the top 10 or pick 5 Sonichu comics from the original 10 that you thought were the least shit, which would they be and why?

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Happy GAMe PLACe vehicular reckoning day!

 

[Pointless Sperg]

It's pretty interesting how quickly police worked when they put Barb under EPO and within a day arrested Chris.

Within two days. EPO/removal was on July 30th, Chris spent the first night in the van. July 31st is the day he stole Barb's money, and spent the second night in the motel. He was arrested on August 1st.

My completely speculative theory based on the letters is Chris went in feeling smug thinking that the sex healing claim would get him off the hook if his tried and tested autism card didn’t work first like it always had done in the past.

The funny thing is that claiming to heal someone can actually be a worse crime than incest. With incest it is consider consensual if Barb did not decline consent at the time of the act -- if she was merely silent, it is not rape. Sexual assault while falsely claiming healing arts requires *affirmative* consent. If Barb did not explicitly say "yes please heal me with your penis", it is sexual assault under false pretenses of healing arts, which is *not* a wobbler, but a hard felony punishable by up to 20 years in prison, with a 1 year minimum.

And possibly the property it's stored on. The debt on 14BLC is high, but the last time I checked it wasn't underwater any more, so a small amount could be made from the equity.

The last I checked, they should have less than $80k on the mortgage (it was at $115k in 2016), and the house is worth $200k-$250k (which is well below median in that ZIP code, which is $400k). So the house is far from underwater. It's enough equity for Cole to try to claim half of it if Barb dies intestate, but he might not want to have to deal with Chris.

 

[FalkMariaSchlegel]

Wanna talk about how my views at Chris Chan changed. So: Like many other teens and young adults these days it was Geno's Documentary that introduced me to Chris big time. How did I perceive Chris? At first I felt nothing but pity, but as time went on and more of Chris' arrogant, rude and selfish behaviours started to shine through that pity turned into TRUE and HONEST disgust/hate towards him. Because, thing is, regardless of how immature Chris may be, to me that won't change what he is deep inside (or at least was for a long time until the time of the Idea Guys Saga): a genuinly bad person. So: if, let's say, Chris was set ablaze and I had water, I'd drink it.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

If you had to rank the top 10 or pick 5 Sonichu comics from the original 10 that you thought were the least shit, which would they be and why?

Issue one is probably the best written of all the original comics because Chris is just mindlessly copying what he had seen on Sonic and Pokemon. It is a story seen a million times, bad guys kidnap the heroes girlfriend and the heroes need to break into their lair and fight their goons to save the day. Its just Chris imitating what he has seen before but because he's imitating competent writers the story is the least shit.

Other than that I would pick issues 4 and 10 as the most entertaining because its a look into Chris's mind and how he twisted his fuck-ups in real life into a scenario where he was a poor innocent victim and is justified in beating up and murdering his enemies. He expects the reader to have sympathy for him even when he admits that he was committing crimes or behaving in an inappropriate manner and in the end is completely justified going on a rampage across three states and killing people for teasing him online. They are hilarious because they are a window into the mind of a man who thinks he's so special he should be allowed to do whatever he wants and anyone who tells him "no" needs to get beaten up and humiliated.

It's pretty interesting how quickly police worked when they put Barb under EPO and within a day arrested Chris.

Maybe they arrested him because they got calls that he had traveled south to Richmond from the Charlottesville area, feared fatty was trying to go on the run, and arrested him to keep him in jail until they figured out how much merit there was to the incest story. Law experts here is that an actual thing the cops can do? Arrest someone for possibly being a flight risk even before they have the evidence needed to get an arrest warrant?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Issue one is probably the best written of all the original comics because Chris is just mindlessly copying what he had seen on Sonic and Pokemon. It is a story seen a million times, bad guys kidnap the heroes girlfriend and the heroes need to break into their lair and fight their goons to save the day. Its just Chris imitating what he has seen before but because he's imitating competent writers the story is the least shit.

Other than that I would pick issues 4 and 10 as the most entertaining because its a look into Chris's mind and how he twisted his fuck-ups in real life into a scenario where he was a poor innocent victim and is justified in beating up and murdering his enemies. He expects the reader to have sympathy for him even when he admits that he was committing crimes or behaving in an inappropriate manner and in the end is completely justified going on a rampage across three states and killing people for teasing him online. They are hilarious because they are a window into the mind of a man who thinks he's so special he should be allowed to do whatever he wants and anyone who tells him "no" needs to get beaten up and humiliated.


Maybe they arrested him because they got calls that he had traveled south to Richmond from the Charlottesville area, feared fatty was trying to go on the run, and arrested him to keep him in jail until they figured out how much merit there was to the incest story. Law experts here is that an actual thing the cops can do? Arrest someone for possibly being a flight risk even before they have the evidence needed to get an arrest warrant?

I doubt it, but it's not unheard of to arrest on lesser crimes to play catch up.

 

[mudwogg]

Found this at random. Some mannish-looking woman who looks like Chris.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Maybe they arrested him because they got calls that he had traveled south to Richmond from the Charlottesville area, feared fatty was trying to go on the run, and arrested him to keep him in jail until they figured out how much merit there was to the incest story. Law experts here is that an actual thing the cops can do? Arrest someone for possibly being a flight risk even before they have the evidence needed to get an arrest warrant?

I doubt it, but it's not unheard of to arrest on lesser crimes to play catch up.

Mariposa is correct, using other charges is often how they arrest people, and use the extra time to work out the other charges. However Chris was arrested on the incest allegations that had already been known by previous officers he had encountered, not on a new charge.

Until you are arrested, you are free to go where you want. An officer can detain you to determine probable cause, but only for a short amount of time, not to conduct a detailed multi-day investigation. They can't order you not to leave town. (Though they sometimes request that you don't.)

An officer can only arrest someone for probable cause. This happens either from a warrant being issued on probable cause, or from the arresting officer discovering that probable cause and determining that an arrest is necessary.

In the case of Chris, the officers who arrested him in Richmond did not discover the probable cause, nor were they making it on behalf of another officer that discovered that probable cause. The responding officers two days prior who did know the initial information served Chris with the EPO, and then let him go. Chris was not fleeing the scene of the crime.

Chris was arrested on a warrant. This means that the probable cause had already been reviewed, and there was enough evidence to issue the warrant.

Were they worried about him fleeing? Probably not. But even if they were, they couldn't just arrest him on a hunch because they didn't want him to go anywhere.

 

[Niobium]

what kind of computer does chris have? iirc during the classic era he had some HP tower, but i doubt he's still using that.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Happy GAMe PLACe vehicular reckoning day!

Chris was booted out of what he saw as his hugbox and told "no" - a big no-no to him.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Found this at random. Some mannish-looking woman who looks like Chris.

Kisses just like Chris does does. If that had been Chris, he would be doing it in that guy's crotch.

 

[Ophelia]

Sexual assault while falsely claiming healing arts requires *affirmative* consent. If Barb did not explicitly say "yes please heal me with your penis", it is sexual assault under false pretenses of healing arts, which is *not* a wobbler, but a hard felony punishable by up to 20 years in prison, with a 1 year minimum.

Chris can always always always make things worse for himself. And thank you for this information because now I know to never say that phrase.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Mariposa is correct, using other charges is often how they arrest people, and use the extra time to work out the other charges. However Chris was arrested on the incest allegations that had already been known by previous officers he had encountered, not on a new charge.

Until you are arrested, you are free to go where you want. An officer can detain you to determine probable cause, but only for a short amount of time, not to conduct a detailed multi-day investigation. They can't order you not to leave town. (Though they sometimes request that you don't.)

An officer can only arrest someone for probable cause. This happens either from a warrant being issued on probable cause, or from the arresting officer discovering that probable cause and determining that an arrest is necessary.

In the case of Chris, the officers who arrested him in Richmond did not discover the probable cause, nor were they making it on behalf of another officer that discovered that probable cause. The responding officers two days prior who did know the initial information served Chris with the EPO, and then let him go. Chris was not fleeing the scene of the crime.

Chris was arrested on a warrant. This means that the probable cause had already been reviewed, and there was enough evidence to issue the warrant.

Were they worried about him fleeing? Probably not. But even if they were, they couldn't just arrest him on a hunch because they didn't want him to go anywhere.

So essentially when Chris was arrested the police had finished their investigation and had gathered enough evidence that Chris had sex with his mother and had committed the crime of incest either through medical evidence, Barbara's testimony, or the audio recording of Chris talking to Bella. Even if Chris had left the house wearing a fake beard, carrying a duffel bag full of cash, and muttering to himself in mangled Spanish when they served the initial EPO, the cops still wouldn't be able to arrest him then and there?

So let me ask you something. Lets say someone worked in a job that took them all over the place like a pilot or a trucker was a suspect in a murder or something like that, a job where you travel and could sneak off into the night at a moments notice. A literal flight risk in the case of a pilot. What would the police do in a situation like that? Just alert the US Marshals that they are doing an investigation on a certain individual and to be ready to track down a potential fugitive once they had determined probable cause and gotten a warrant? Sounds like they can't tell a guy who flies all over the world to not go to his job because they are trying to figure out if he is a killer.

Chris was booted out of what he saw as his hugbox and told "no" - a big no-no to him.

Its very telling that of all of Chris's "enemies" Snyder is the only one he actually physically harmed, although it sounds like it was more of an accident brought on by Chris's stupidity than actual malice. Mary Lee Walsh expelled him from College and Officer Bagget actually slapped handcuffs on Chris and dragged him out of Target pants-less. For all the "harm" they did to Chris all he did was draw them into his crappy comic, have his self insert beat them up, and shoot an imaginary Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha at them. Snyder did no harm to Chris other than tell him he wasn't welcome in a card and hobby store like so many other local business owners had done before. He didn't throw Chris out of higher education and harm his career path or wrestle him to the ground and toss him in a holding cell, but because he banned Chris from one of the few places he felt somewhat welcomed at, Chris would later run him over with his car.