Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Hogar Grupal]

Barb already took care of that. Son-Chu is gone.

1. Was Sonchu under Barb's name or Chris'?
2. After 9 collisions, I'm surprised Chris didn't get his license suspended to add on to his rap sheet. Guy should not be on the road period if he's still playing games while waiting for lights. If anything, Chris should have been in that accident instead of Barb.

There's a very nice tard farm in the mountains west of Ruckersville called Innisfree Village

Looks like Chris should've attended Innisfree instead of Everfree.

 

[A-№1]

Was Sonchu under Barb's name or Chris'?

Almost definitely Barb's. It was her vehicle while Chris was still killing his old Ford Focus. I very much doubt she would have transferred the title to Chris. It used to have plates saying "B WESTON", but at some point Chris put his "SON-CHU" plates on it. Three guesses if he did this legally via the DMV. It had new generic plates (some ween stole the SON-CHU plates) when Barb totaled it.

I'm surprised Chris didn't get his license suspended to add on to his rap sheet.

There are worse drivers on the road than Chris. Think about that the next time you walk out your front door.

And Chris would continue driving regardless.

Looks like Chris should've attended Innisfree

Wherever Chris does get placed should NOT be coed. Unfortunately they'll probably "respect his pronouns" when placing him. This will likely get him to lose his placement all the sooner.

 

[King Kiwi]

. It used to have plates saying "B WESTON", but at some point Chris put his "SON-CHU" plates on it.

I believe before Barbaroni totaled the van, someone replaced the stolen license plate with a normal Virginia license plate.

Of course it would have been a lot funnier if no one stole the Sonichu license plate and whoever was acting on Barb's behalf just threw it in the garbage before putting a normal one on it and then some ween found it at the dump.

But that's why weens aren't funny to begin with.

 

[A-№1]

I believe before Barbaroni totaled the van, someone replaced the stolen license plate with a normal Virginia license plate.

Barb probably did that (and legally through the DMV unlike Chris' likely method). It's unclear why she didn't put the original B WESTON plates back on. She probably couldn't find them in the hoard.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Wherever Chris does get placed should NOT be coed. Unfortunately they'll probably "respect his pronouns" when placing him. This will likely get him to lose his placement all the sooner.

I meant that as a joke, since both places have 'free' in it. But I do agree with you.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I just looked it up. It looks way too nice a place to have Chris inflicted on it.

I think Chris really does need to wind up on one of those idyllic tard farms though. An urban one would leave him within walking distance of businesses to harass.

Wherever Chris does get placed should NOT be coed. Unfortunately they'll probably "respect his pronouns" when placing him. This will likely get him to lose his placement all the sooner.

By that logic it would be better for it to be co-ed. That way they'd at least have staff used to dealing with horny male tards, they'd just have to use Chris' pronouns.

Tard homes are used to dealing with sexually inappropriate speds. Chris isn't particularly unique in that regard. He's also pretty mild. Chris has been touchy-feely, and has to be told no repeatedly to get him to stop, but he's never actively forced himself on anyone (unless you count Barb, and I'm still not convinced force was used, just psychological manipulation).

 

[Lurker69420]

I just had an interesting thought about Chris. He became e-famous way before it was a career, even if it was by accident. He joined the MLP fandom before bronies were really a thing in the cultural zeitgeist, he shared some of the sentiments that became the main pillars of the MRA/Incel movement well before Trucks of Peace and Reddit brought it into the mainstream, he started doing the Dissociative Identity Disorder shtick before the TikTok trend started. Anyone ever notice the sudden flood of incest themed titles for porn videos on the major streaming sites? There are probably more trends that I can’t think of or am not versed in Christory well enough to pull. For someone so mentally impaired he seems to really find trends before the rest of the bottom feeders get to them. He jumped on the Transtrender bandwagon kind of late but it’s an outlier. Now I wonder what his browsing history was like and what other influences shaped his current beliefs.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I just had an interesting thought about Chris. He became e-famous way before it was a career, even if it was by accident. He joined the MLP fandom before bronies were really a thing in the cultural zeitgeist, he shared some of the sentiments that became the main pillars of the MRA/Incel movement well before Trucks of Peace and Reddit brought it into the mainstream, he started doing the Dissociative Identity Disorder shtick before the TikTok trend started. Anyone ever notice the sudden flood of incest themed titles for porn videos on the major streaming sites? There are probably more trends that I can’t think of or am not versed in Christory well enough to pull. For someone so mentally impaired he seems to really find trends before the rest of the bottom feeders get to them. He jumped on the Transtrender bandwagon kind of late but it’s an outlier. Now I wonder what his browsing history was like and what other influences shaped his current beliefs.

It's been observed many times that Chris was an early adopter of a lot of stuff. Unfortunately he basically serves as an early bad example of how not to do shit.

Chris is actually a really creative person, but he's super crippled by his autism and his creativity is stunted by his closed-off autist world, where everything is based off of media he consumes. If he had the capacity to be self-aware, he might've been a talented creator today.

 

[Cybertonia]

I just had an interesting thought about Chris. He became e-famous way before it was a career, even if it was by accident.

Purely by luck and coincidence. If it wasn't him then it would've been some other rural sped with no future who spent too much time online

 

[King Kiwi]

I just had an interesting thought about Chris. He became e-famous way before it was a career, even if it was by accident. He joined the MLP fandom before bronies were really a thing in the cultural zeitgeist, he shared some of the sentiments that became the main pillars of the MRA/Incel movement well before Trucks of Peace and Reddit brought it into the mainstream, he started doing the Dissociative Identity Disorder shtick before the TikTok trend started. Anyone ever notice the sudden flood of incest themed titles for porn videos on the major streaming sites? There are probably more trends that I can’t think of or am not versed in Christory well enough to pull. For someone so mentally impaired he seems to really find trends before the rest of the bottom feeders get to them. He jumped on the Transtrender bandwagon kind of late but it’s an outlier. Now I wonder what his browsing history was like and what other influences shaped his current beliefs.

Spacing is fun!

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

An urban one would leave him within walking distance of businesses to harass.

Chris is incompatible with being around blacks though since they have no qualms about getting on him. They were a common theme through Sonichu from B-Manajerk to the Hard Time Lady. Remember too, he's banned from interacting with other inmates at the jail and I have no doubt it's because they'll take every opportunity to rag on him and Chris will just go ballistic. He even made comments about the "dark souls" jail workers not being nice to him.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I think his pencil grip is just straight up autism. A weird pencil grip seems to be very common among young autistic kids, so much so that there are online autism shops that sell all kinds of "weighted pencils" and other gimmicks to help autistics to learn to hold their pencils properly.
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I'm Dyslexic and the same grip is common with us not just Sperd or Aspies. What helps us especially if we are lefties is genuine caligraphy lessons, I normally write in a Spencerian style or when I make a note I need someone to read I write in a ALL CAPS syle, I'm talking as a dyslexic here but most dyslexics want to read and do read older books, but modern sans serif styles of type face get in the way of reading.

Also older prose helps, I can't really describe it but the way english was phrased and used 50 years ago being more formal works better than informal written English, and there is the problem of output, I know a lot of Dyslexic's who can read well but output writing worse than I do (an I am really bad) and because they lack written language skills they kinda have problems with public speaking.

Chris isnt like this, he's not showing signs of Dyslexia if anything he seems to have really good spelling skills but he does have lexicography problems based on him wanting to sound smarter than he is, he might get the gist of a word and want and tries to use it, but he uses it poorly. With his bible fixation at the moment he misuesed Though and Though and the context around them.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Chris isnt like this, he's not showing signs of Dyslexia if anything he seems to have really good spelling skills but he does have lexicography problems based on him wanting to sound smarter than he is, he might get the gist of a word and want and tries to use it, but he uses it poorly. With his bible fixation at the moment he misuesed Though and Though and the context around them.

And let's be thankful for it, it gave us great phrases like "legally a sitting duck", and alternative meanings like for the word "comeuppance".

 

[The Courier*]

I'm going to ask a really retarded and autistic question for all of you guys, but what happened to the game Chris Chan Adult Chronicles? I legit wanted to play it but it hasn't seen updates in a long time.

And in another topic, I'm learning to use Ren'py (a visual novel type engine for games) and I was wondering if anyone would like to play a visual novel about Chris Chan life adventures? I have vacations for a month, so I figured I could try to do something stupid like that just for fun.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Thinking back on the affirmations list Chris made months before the incest, one stuck out to me: If someone flirts with him, Chris will flirt back. It seems like the dumbfuck never learned from the TMG incident, and still doesn't know how social cues/boundaries work. I doubt anyone would want to get close to Chris after his trial is over and he's released back into the populace.

 

[DrNow]

I’d love to see the conversations they’re having about Chris behind the scenes. I imagine they just haven’t got a clue what to do with him. Perhaps they’ve speculated its all an act and he’s gonna pull a kaiser sose. Then again, a quick glance at his history would dispel that idea.

Maniacal delusion seems to have served Chris pretty well. I could imagine him sat in his cell, having a tea party with the powerpuff girls or something, totally oblivious to his circumstances. I think Hannibal Lector built a ‘mind palace’. Chris can just sit their imagining he’s switching dimensions and happily pass the hours away.

 

[Ophelia]

I’d love to see the conversations they’re having about Chris behind the scenes. I imagine they just haven’t got a clue what to do with him. Perhaps they’ve speculated its all an act and he’s gonna pull a kaiser sose. Then again, a quick glance at his history would dispel that idea.

They’ve dealt with people like Chris (and worse) before. And they can tell when someone is putting on an act. But I would like to hear professionals talk about our cow.

Maniacal delusion seems to have served Chris pretty well.

Maniacal delusion?

I think Hannibal Lector built a ‘mind palace’. Chris can just sit their imagining he’s switching dimensions and happily pass the hours away.

Memory palace. “Mind palace” is a BBC Sherlock bastardization. But yes. Except Hannibal would live in the past and use it to remember things like phone numbers and so on. Chris is more a creature of the now.

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris can just sit their imagining he’s switching dimensions and happily pass the hours away.

I think Chris just sleeps a lot. He’s always been excessively lethargic. Even by unemployed malingerer standards.

 

[thegooddoctor]

There are discussions here that Chris would be looked after by white knights/weens/enablers once Barb kicks the bucket and the bank takes 14 BLC. There is no doubt Chris will be homeless. It's just that some people will either take Chris in for an attempt to comfort and give him social skills (like the Elephant Man), or put Chris in some sort of bizarre lolcow freakshow where people throw money at him. The thing is, people will quickly realize (if they haven't already), that associating with Chris in any fashion results in disaster.

Honestly the elephant man Is unironically more attractive and had better chance at getting laid than Chris ever did. At least the guy looks somewhat interesting.

 

[Glowie]

Do jail wardens read contents of Chris letters? Prosecution would find a lot material in those letters filled with lunacy