Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[A-№1]

There are no friends or family Chris is in contact with now.

Kengle would know.

Chris doesn't jerk himself off with tweets for a week, and he's not in the crime blotter, will be a pretty good indication.

There's likely going to be a lot less contact with Chris once the Homeless Saga begins, even for asspatters like Kengle.

I wonder how much those tracking collars they put on bears cost.

 

[Lurker69420]

I’m betting someone will buy him a phone for e-clout. It would be fun to have a web site where you can see where he is in real time.

 

[Space.Muffin]

How would people find out if that happens?

There are no friends or family Chris is in contact with now.

Our man needs no friends or family.
People keep tabs on Chris as if he was the most wanted terrorist. Wouldn't surprise me if someone spotted a Chandler in some obituary or news article.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

So the next hearing was set for sometime "in February".

Well, it's February now. How long do we gotta wait?

 

[Clownery]

It would be fun to have a web site where you can see where he is in real time.

A CWCdar if you will

So the next hearing was set for sometime "in February".

Well, it's February now. How long do we gotta wait?

Feb 3rd

Now that I think of it don't they have chips for alzheimers patients? They've got to have some kind of equivalent for spergs that are a flight risk

 

[Strange Wilderness]

One thing I can’t believe hasn’t been brought up, although it’d probably never happen now, would Chris be a good mukbanger? It’s the one job In the whole world I genuinely think he’d be actually good at. He’s already a fat, disgusting gluttonous slob. All he’d have to do is to upload videos of him eating lots of any fast food he wanted everyday on YouTube and the views and money would pour in. His health would take a massive toll but it’d be hell of a lot better than him rotting in jail right now. What do you think, wouldn’t it be the perfect job for him?

Too much work.

Remember when he was introduced to making money off Let's Plays? He did two or three, quit because playing video games while saying nothing was too hard, and resorted to begging. Or when he had a chance to finally make money off Sonichu comics and medalions? He gave up and started yelling at everyone who wanted their product on time. Even something as simple as shoving junk food down his fat throat on camera is too much work for Chris.

It's amazing how lazy he is. You give him the chance to work at what is essentially his dream job and he will give up the instant it gets too hard.

Our man needs no friends or family.
People keep tabs on Chris as if he was the most wanted terrorist. Wouldn't surprise me if someone spotted a Chandler in some obituary or news article.

He barely lasted a day before someone found him when he got kicked out of his house. If Chris had tried going on the run or escapes from jail somehow the cops wouldn't have to lift a finger to find Chris. Random strangers on the internet would have done the job for them.

 

[NortonAntiVirus]

A CWCdar if you will

Feb 3rd

Big day coming up, wonder what will happen, any news on the public being allowed and anyone waiting outside?

 

[soda pimp]

I've noticed there have been 3 Joshes in Chris life. Joshua Conner Moon, Joshua Martinez, Joshua Wise. Any more Joshes I missed?

 

[A-№1]

I’m betting someone will buy him a phone for e-clout.

Or give him an obamaphone. He won't be able to keep it, regardless.

Also I suspect he may well be forbidden from using the internet as part of the plea deal. Not that I expect Chris to abide by the terms of the plea deal…

They've got to have some kind of equivalent for spergs that are a flight risk

Most spergs aren't much of a flight risk. They don't like leaving their comfort zones, including the geographic ones. At most they fail to show up for their court ordered evaluations etc.

Also when was the last time anyone saw Chris run?

 

[Lurker69420]

Usually being forbidden from using the internet happens with CP and computer crime stuff. I don’t think you lose any of your rights for motherfucking.

 

[A-№1]

I don’t think you lose any of your rights for motherfucking.

It will be framed as an attempt to "protect" him from weens, just like denying him bail was for his own "protection".

Also, if it's part of the plea deal that Chris agrees to, then he's not losing any rights. He would be giving them up.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

So the next hearing was set for sometime "in February".

Well, it's February now. How long do we gotta wait?

Supposedly we gotta wait until Thursday...with a more than likely change there will be another continuance.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

Alright, which one of you r*tards put this up on eBay? Hope @Null gets a cut of the bread.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/143946294768?chn=ps&mkevt=1&mkcid=28

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Alright, which one of you r*tards put this up on eBay? Hope @Null gets a cut of the bread.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/143946294768?chn=ps&mkevt=1&mkcid=28

He won't get a single red cent.

 

[Clownery]

Also, if it's part of the plea deal that Chris agrees to, then he's not losing any rights. He would be giving them up.

The only way he'll agree to anything that takes away his internet is if he

1. Doesn't read it (likely)
2. Doesn't pay attention (likely)
3. Agrees and then goes online as soon as he thinks he's safe (likely)

 

[Stupidface]

Alright, which one of you r*tards put this up on eBay? Hope @Null gets a cut of the bread.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/143946294768?chn=ps&mkevt=1&mkcid=28

15% of this sale will benefit charity:
Virginia Institute of Autism

How thoughtful.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

15% of this sale will benefit charity:
Virginia Institute of Autism

How thoughtful.

Well, we all know one autist who won't be feeling the benefits of that sweet, sweet charity money.

 

[thegooddoctor]

I kind of hate that Chris is so fucking smug and content in prison of all places. After what he’s done I wouldn’t be too unhappy to have someone like a fellow prisoner slap the shit out of him, he needs to be knocked down of his pedestal for being such a disgusting creep.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

It will be framed as an attempt to "protect" him from weens, just like denying him bail was for his own "protection".

Also, if it's part of the plea deal that Chris agrees to, then he's not losing any rights. He would be giving them up.

if so, it would be a fair price to pay for Chris not to get in trouble. The only thing that the internet benefited Chris is by giving him 'fans' to cater to his every whim; on the reverse side, the internet has given Chris a lot of problems, problems that he created for himself. Chris would be the type to fall for another scam if he was ever on his own.

They've got to have some kind of equivalent for spergs that are a flight risk.

You know, if you were to ask this if Chris had the full access to the crowdfunded 5k from from Null, I think he would have done this.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Also when was the last time anyone saw Chris run?

Chris is a master of the sport of Parkay.

I kind of hate that Chris is so fucking smug and content in prison of all places.After what he’s done I wouldn’t be too unhappy to have someone like a fellow prisoner slap the shit out of him, he needs to be knocked down of his pedestal for being such a disgusting creep.

He's in jail, not prison. Almost everyone there is there for some stupid minor petty crime. Most people only spend a few days there, or a few weeks. There's a few people there serving a 6 month sentence or something for mugging someone for their wallet, who just want to get out. Then there's probably one or two hardcore gangsters/murderers held without bond, and they are probably being watched closely, and held separately.