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They have to find him somewhere to go (thanks, Rob Bell!). I wonder how the mechanics will work.
The cynic in me says a homeless shelter and a social worker. That's really the minimum they have to do. Hopefully (for Chris) they try to do better.
Does anybody have any additional info/context on why Bob lost his virginity so late in life (at 27)?
He's an awkward nerd. When he got back from the Army he probably had to shop himself around a bit to find a wife.

Bob today would probably be a loser virgin until middle age since girls feel no compulsion to settle down in modern times. Bob was not Chad material.
 
When Tom and Harriet informed Chris that he was banned from their house, did they already know about the incest?

If they did, how did they find out two days before Chris's arrest?

If they did not, what made them decide to ban him without even seeing him?
 
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Did Chris ever play Magic the Gathering back in his Game Place days or was he solely a Pokemon/Yugioh sperg?
I don't know, but I doubt it. Once Chris went into Pokemon/Yugioh, he was set, due to brand loyalty. I imagine in an alternate timeline, if Chris was into Magic the Gathering, he would've combined a different monstrosity of an OC, as we wouldn't have sonichu.
 
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When Tom and Harriet informed Chris that he was banned from their house, did they already know about the incest?

If they did, how did they find out two days before Chris's arrest?

If they did not, what made them decide to ban him without even seeing him?
By the time Chris's showed up at their doorstep, everyone already knew about the incest as it was all over reddit and had been trending on twitter. News of Chris's incest was already everywhere before Chris was forced to leave the house due to the EPO, pretty much everybody found out about the incest days before his actual arrest.

I'm sure weens would have contacted them about the incest, or they may have easily found out about it on their own.
 
By the time Chris's showed up at their doorstep, everyone already knew about the incest as it was all over reddit and had been trending on twitter. News of Chris's incest was already everywhere before Chris was forced to leave the house due to the EPO, pretty much everybody found out about the incest days before his actual arrest.

I'm sure weens would have contacted them about the incest, or they may have easily found out about it on their own.
I'm certain Tom and Harriet's kids would know about it via internet, and passed that info along to them.

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It's got to be embarrassing for someone to have that charge and then driving to a relative's house, only for them to get the news. I'd wager Chris neglected to tell them that on his way over.
 
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He's an awkward nerd. When he got back from the Army he probably had to shop himself around a bit to find a wife.

Bob went from high school to college to the army to Korea and then back to college. He finally graduated at age 25. Schools were not coed back then, and Bob doesn't seem the type to have gone to a brothel, so it's likely he had very little contact with unmarried women throughout his first quarter century. That it only took him two years to get laid after graduation, before marriage is actually something of an accomplishment. Those were the 1950's after all, before the pill and most other modern forms of birth control.

Bob today would probably be a loser virgin until middle age since girls feel no compulsion to settle down in modern times.

…until they hit 30-35 and see 3+ more decades of work ahead of them.

Based on Bob's life choices, he would probably end up as the schmuck who marries the blown out 35 year old roastie who is tired of working full time and is looking for a Good Man™ to support her and Chad's kids. Which is basically what he did with Barb, give or take a few years.


If they did, how did they find out two days before Chris's arrest?

EVERYBODY knew about the incest by the time Chris was arrested. #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT

He was hit with an Emergency Protective Order the first day, but then had two days left to his own devices before the police hauled him in. I believe he was on his way to Tom and Harriet's home, maybe even almost there, when they called him to say: "Fuck off." I don't know if Tom and Harriet learned the news from weens or saw it on Fox News, but they became aware of the incest the very first night.
 
Looking through The Place chats. On 5 April 21, Chris texted to MKR about how he had an "almost-sex dream" and a sex fantasy with Chris Thorndyke, a Sonic character. Said it was the adult version... Thorndyke is a kid character. Chris also talked about how sex-starved he was.
 

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Looking through The Place chats. On 5 April 21, Chris texted to MKR about how he had an "almost-sex dream" and a sex fantasy with Chris Thorndyke, a Sonic character. Said it was the adult version... Thorndyke is a kid character. Chris also talked about how sex-starved he was.
I think the mere fact that Chris talks to people that he trusts about all of his depraved sexual fantasies, and the fact these same people still stick around with him, really tells you something about the company Chris surrounds himself with.
 
Looking through The Place chats. On 5 April 21, Chris texted to MKR about how he had an "almost-sex dream" and a sex fantasy with Chris Thorndyke, a Sonic character. Said it was the adult version... Thorndyke is a kid character. Chris also talked about how sex-starved he was.
Daydreaming about fucking an adult version of a kid character? I don't know if I should be relieved that he's not technically a pedo or horrified that a (grown up) kid character was the first thing the came to mind in his dream.

If he was this sex-starved, 100% he fucked that barbussy, not just that hand holding shit.
 
Daydreaming about fucking an adult version of a kid character? I don't know if I should be relieved that he's not technically a pedo or horrified that a (grown up) kid character was the first thing the came to mind in his dream.

If he was this sex-starved, 100% he fucked that barbussy, not just that hand holding shit.
Chris was always creepy when it came to age discrepancy, anyway. He has tried to hook up with Bella and Annie Ikenberry, despite being like 18/19 and 18 years old respectively when he met them, and he agreed to fuck Fiona despite her just turning 18, with her telling him she was 19.
 
Based on Bob's life choices, he would probably end up as the schmuck who marries the blown out 35 year old roastie who is tired of working full time and is looking for a Good Man™ to support her and Chad's kids. Which is basically what he did with Barb, give or take a few years.

At least Cole was already close to not being a minor, and then left and wanted nothing to do with them, so he was spared that part.

Chris was always creepy when it came to age discrepancy, anyway. He has tried to hook up with Bella and Annie Ikenberry, despite being like 18/19 and 18 years old respectively when he met them, and he agreed to fuck Fiona despite her just turning 18, with her telling him she was 19.

Fiona was almost 19 and would actually be 19 by the time they met at Everfree.
 
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Fiona was almost 19 and would actually be 19 by the time they met at Everfree.
There's actually a weird discrepancy there. When people were beginning to look into Fiona way back when, someone had doxed one of her IRL friends via his Facebook account. The friend then came over here and tried to specify Fiona's predicament based on what she had told him. One of the things he said was that Fiona was 18 at the time, which had led to confusion when she made that post on her AMA about texts she sent to Chris, where she claims she was 19. Her exact age and birthdate seems to be up to debate, though. Probably for the better, IMO.
Is Geno a tranny now???
He does ocassionally cross-dress, but I doubt he's went full-on trans. He mostly does that for his girlfriend.
 
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He'll probably meet someone there who also fetishizes his traits too, I might add. It's a win-win for him.

The cynic in me says a homeless shelter and a social worker. That's really the minimum they have to do. Hopefully (for Chris) they try to do better.

So your both trying to prove unicorns exist?

Bob today would probably be a loser virgin until middle age since girls feel no compulsion to settle down in modern times. Bob was not Chad material.

I could see Bob being a serious network engineer or a Open Source Dev today, the kinda Geeky guy who doesnt have a girlfriend, isn't political on any real world issues but is all over software and privacy issues.
 
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