Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[King Metalia]

Chris used to throw his shit filled underwear into the communal laundry hamper, so I doubt Chris was exactly subtle in his sexual habits either. They probably just chose to ignore the jizz stains and sounds of porno blasting from his room, since it kept him out of their hair with low risk.

I could have sworn Chris used to have his computer set up in the kitchen so his parents probably walked in on him jacking off a few times too.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I could have sworn Chris used to have his computer set up in the kitchen so his parents probably walked in on him jacking off a few times too.

Chris doesn't masturbate the way normal people do. He's stated he has to put a towel on his bed and hump it for about fifteen minutes or so. He moved onto rubbing it with a wash rag while sitting upright. I guess that's why always had fuck dolls around.

Lord knows what those prayer rugs are going to be like.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris doesn't masturbate the way normal people do. He's stated he has to put a towel on his bed and hump it for about fifteen minutes or so. He moved onto rubbing it with a wash rag while sitting upright. I guess that's why always had fuck dolls around.

Lord knows what those prayer rugs are going to be like.

Pregnant with retard babies

 

[King Metalia]

Chris doesn't masturbate the way normal people do. He's stated he has to put a towel on his bed and hump it for about fifteen minutes or so. He moved onto rubbing it with a wash rag while sitting upright. I guess that's why always had fuck dolls around.

Lord knows what those prayer rugs are going to be like.

Oh yeah. Now that I think about it I recall his parents only walked in on him in the act once. Isn't that where the internet lumberjack name came from?

 

[SwanSwanson]

I’ll never understand why some people desperately want Chris to crave dick or being dicked. I just don’t get it.

He clearly does. He admitted to putting a dildo up his ass with no prompting all the way back in February 2009 and he openly says he's bisexual now and has offered to have sex with men. I think his fervent denials of homosexuality in his early years were a very real case of "protesting too much" and a product of his homophobic parents.

I don't think he's primarily homosexual but I do think he's what could rightly be called bisexual. Just look at him. He wants to be a girl. This is someone who has definitely strayed from the straight path.

But he admitted to putting the dildo up his ass all the way back in February 2009 (https://sonichu.com/cwcki/BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3). In the same month you can see him riding "Julie" cowgirl in a way that looks like he identifies with the female positions in sex. And who graphically describes homosexual sex like this for no reason if they're really so repelled by it? There are so many things from long before the idea guys like his love of feminine toys and cartoons... that's not directly homosexual, but come on, those interests in men are all strongly associated with homosexuality for a reason. It could also be autism but it adds to the preponderance of evidence that he's not totally 100% straight.

And his constant fervent denials of homosexuality while believing homosexuality is something that must be diligently avoided lest it be spread to him is exactly what someone with no self-awareness who has homosexual desires and yet believes they're wrong would do.

Yes, he had deeply ingrained homophobia as a result of his upbringing that kept him from identifying as bisexual for a long time. Chris is very inflexible and it's very hard for him to change his core values and beliefs. Probably the idea guys prompted him into accepting it but it didn't come from nowhere.

I think despite all the rainbow flag nonsense being seen as a homosexual male is still considered a negative thing by many even if they don’t outright come out and say it.

I always assumed he is bi but only using modern terminology in that he’d happily be in a relationship with a feminine looking pre-op FtM but not so much post-op/masculine looking ones and definitely not actual biological men.

Like for example he might have dated a member of the Teen Troon Squad if he was given the opportunity.

Homosexuality isn't just "preffering" the same sex, its a fetish like any other, and a person with one fetish are more likely to have another fetish. What causes these fetishes? A warped view of sex and weak moral character, which means homosexual people are people like Chris Chan. Why are so many serial killers homosexuals? Why are zoophiles homosexual? Its because homosexuality is another one of their fetishes.

With Chris Chans hedonistic psychology it isn't really that shocking that he did eventually go on to be bisexual. His homophobia at the start wasn't some attempt to suppress his homosexuality, if that was the case, it would've been revealed much earlier. It was likely caused by him watching family guy and his conservative upbringing. Instead Chris was coaxed into it by his sweethearts asking him to do homosexual acts, our increasingly degenerative society and Chris Chans warped sense of reality.

 

[Ophelia]

Oh yeah. Now that I think about it I recall his parents only walked in on him in the act once.

That we know of. They seemed to have actively avoided monitoring Chris.

Isn't that where the internet lumberjack name came from?

Indeed it did:

Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). Miscreants agent Bryan Bash provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".

Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' the internet down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.

 

[æsthetic fœticide]

Has Christ Chan been introduced to Mormonism? Their personal relationship with God, where anyone devout enough can hear his 'small voice' and by extension anyone can be a prophet or God, seems right up his alley... Not to mention plural marriages. Some fundy sects even encourage experimenting with homosexuality.

I haven't heard of him mentioning Joseph Smithchu yet. Perhaps we should wait for him to claim to be "The One Mighty and Strong".

 

[The American Hedgehog]

lol, Chris made "enchanted" earrings out of bent paper clips to represent his soul swapping fantasies. He also considers his pen for drawing the comics to be magical.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

A magical item that makes you switch bodies with Chris must be one of the most cursed items ever conceived.

I wonder who he even had in mind when he thought it up?

 

[Ophelia]

Has Christ Chan been introduced to Mormonism?

I agree that some of their ideas might appeal to him. It’s just that in the past he’s latched on to vanilla christianity forsaking all others because it’s how he was raised. Could he make the switch? Why larp as a prophet when you’ve already made the leap to godjesus?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

lol, Chris made "enchanted" earrings out of bent paper clips to represent his soul swapping fantasies. He also considers his pen for drawing the comics to be magical.

Has anyone ever actually tried to play a game with Chris's idiotic cards? Do the rules even make sense?

 

[SwanSwanson]

lol, Chris made "enchanted" earrings out of bent paper clips to represent his soul swapping fantasies. He also considers his pen for drawing the comics to be magical.

The fact that he hasn't ran out of ink on that pen just goes to show how little he draws the sonichu comics

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Has anyone ever actually tried to play a game with Chris's idiotic cards? Do the rules even make sense?

I believe in the second of three Gamer From Mars vids about Chris, he plays Chris's game with Chris and actually wins against Chris. Chris is babbling his Yugi-oh! levels of weird rules in the beginning IIRC.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Has Christ Chan been introduced to Mormonism? Their personal relationship with God, where anyone devout enough can hear his 'small voice' and by extension anyone can be a prophet or God, seems right up his alley... Not to mention plural marriages. Some fundy sects even encourage experimenting with homosexuality.

I haven't heard of him mentioning Joseph Smithchu yet. Perhaps we should wait for him to claim to be "The One Mighty and Strong".

There really is no need for him to consider another religion when he basically made his own with blackjack and hookers. At the end of the day its all an ego thing so adopting a belief system where he is not the special almighty ruler probably, no, most certainly does not appeal to him.

I believe in the second of three Gamer From Mars vids about Chris, he plays Chris's game with Chris and actually wins against Chris. Chris is babbling his Yugi-oh! levels of weird rules in the beginning IIRC.

I honestly thought the rules were "whatever Chris says wins, wins."

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

I usually think of Ford cars as "unreliable Fix Or Repair Daily", but that little 1994 Escort and even Barb's 1992 Aerostar lasted a long time. And seeing how disgusting they are and the escorts oil change in a video was over a year overdue, I say those two are more like Built Ford Tough.

 

[Jason Wynn]

There’s no set of rules for his ponyfag card game. You honestly think Chris is smart enough to codify a set of rules that makes sense? Playing a game with Chris is just like this scene

 

[Pickle Inspector]

There really is no need for him to consider another religion when he basically made his own with blackjack and hookers. At the end of the day its all an ego thing so adopting a belief system where he is not the special almighty ruler probably, no, most certainly does not appeal to him.

Agree, the only other religion I can think of that might appeal to Chris is some kind of pagan witchcraft, but that would mostly be for the social aspect of hanging out with women, particularly if they did rituals together as a 'coven', I bet he'd 100% be for it if he found a group of Pop Culture Pagans.

 

[Little oak tree]

At this point Chris certainly doesn’t just have the tism I think actual scientific reason for Chris’s lack of success, perversions and extremely bizarre and idiosyncratic behaviour are probably to do with him having non specific neurological problems due to his shitty hick genes that led to non specific brain problems and his low intelligence.

Chris clearly isn’t naturally bright, yet he is at a capacity that he knows he’s got issues yet cannot do anything about it due to his lack of intelligence or common sense. In some ways I do feel sympathy for him in this regard, I’m often a few short of 6-pack myself and I can imagine how lonely it must feel trying to comprehend things and simply never being able to understand them, that must be incomprehensibly frustrating.

Chris isn't that stupid, he just never had the need/drive/guidance/knowledge to outgrow himself.
Im pretty sure with a better or at least decent upbringing he could have been a perfectly normal dude.
People don't give enough credit to the creators of CWC.

Agree, the only other religion I can think of that might appeal to Chris is some kind of pagan witchcraft, but that would mostly be for the social aspect of hanging out with women, particularly if they did rituals together as a 'coven', I bet he'd 100% be for it if he found a group of Pop Culture Pagans.

Chris could use "Chaos Magick" sort of belief system.
Its a type of thinking that could bridge his delusions with the real world, at least as a start.
If you think about it Chris could be kinda right, in the infinity of existence somewhere, sometime in some universe there is or was or will be some yellow atrocity that is named Sonichu and looks like that and has a comic about an autistic human that is severely trolled by the internet.

 

[Die Oberste Direktive]

Homosexuality isn't just "preffering" the same sex, its a fetish like any other, and a person with one fetish are more likely to have another fetish. What causes these fetishes? A warped view of sex and weak moral character, which means homosexual people are people like Chris Chan. Why are so many serial killers homosexuals? Why are zoophiles homosexual? Its because homosexuality is another one of their fetishes.

With Chris Chans hedonistic psychology it isn't really that shocking that he did eventually go on to be bisexual. His homophobia at the start wasn't some attempt to suppress his homosexuality, if that was the case, it would've been revealed much earlier. It was likely caused by him watching family guy and his conservative upbringing. Instead Chris was coaxed into it by his sweethearts asking him to do homosexual acts, our increasingly degenerative society and Chris Chans warped sense of reality.

Chris's retarded understanding of homosexuality is what lead him down the path of it. You can't be convinced to be a homosexual if you aren't attracted to people of the same gender. The only reason someone would be afraid of "being converted" to that lifestyle is if they fancied it deep within their soul, which is what was clear to all of Chris's trolls from the beginning. That retard was gay. Bob knew it, Clyde knew it, Chris knew it well enough to stare at Sailor Moon posters over his bed every day to "cleanse" himself of it. The writing was on the wall from day one.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

That we know of. They seemed to have actively avoided monitoring Chris.

If Chris was shooting heroin, Borb would be none the wiser, which is sad. The funny part is that Chris was an adult in his early 20s when he started his autistic escapades. His parents knew his autism (mixed with his narc egotism) would always get him into trouble, but looked the other way since they viewed Chris can do no wrong. Them avoiding to monitor Chris is like leaving a toddler with an electrical appliance: something will go wrong (and ironically it did with the house fire). If Chris died by his own hand (either accidental or intentional), would Borb go "wow, looks like we should've kept a better eye on him."

There’s no set of rules for his ponyfag card game. You honestly think Chris is smart enough to codify a set of rules that makes sense? Playing a game with Chris is just like this scene

Chris trying to make rules is work and effort to him. Why do you think Chris stopped making comics? Sure in the beginning, Chris added villains to oppose him and sonichu, because Chris has a very basic grasp on character development. But went full over powered when there were no villains for Chris to use. All of a sudden sonichu has no weakness, and because Chris is a goddess, everything he creates also must be as 'strong' as him.