Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Pickle Inspector]

If Chris died by his own hand (either accidental or intentional), would Borb go "wow, looks like we should've kept a better eye on him."

I bet she’d blame whatever killed him and try to sue them, no way she’d be the one responsible.

 

[SwanSwanson]

Chris's retarded understanding of homosexuality is what lead him down the path of it. You can't be convinced to be a homosexual if you aren't attracted to people of the same gender. The only reason someone would be afraid of "being converted" to that lifestyle is if they fancied it deep within their soul, which is what was clear to all of Chris's trolls from the beginning. That retard was gay. Bob knew it, Clyde knew it, Chris knew it well enough to stare at Sailor Moon posters over his bed every day to "cleanse" himself of it. The writing was on the wall from day one.

Wait Bob knew it?

 

[Die Oberste Direktive]

Wait Bob knew it?

I'm convinced he knew based on how hard he pulled for Chris to get together with a woman. From the gal-pals in highschool to the sweetheart dates, Bob was desperate for Chris to get some pussy. I could be wrong but that's my armchair theory.

Does anyone else actually kind of like Chris Chans prison art? No obnoxious colors and actually pretty decent composition?

I do think Chris is actually improving in his art. I mean he's gone from absolute dog-shit to slightly-above dog-shit but it's still an improvement.

 

[King Metalia]

Chris's retarded understanding of homosexuality is what lead him down the path of it. You can't be convinced to be a homosexual if you aren't attracted to people of the same gender. The only reason someone would be afraid of "being converted" to that lifestyle is if they fancied it deep within their soul, which is what was clear to all of Chris's trolls from the beginning. That retard was gay. Bob knew it, Clyde knew it, Chris knew it well enough to stare at Sailor Moon posters over his bed every day to "cleanse" himself of it. The writing was on the wall from day one.

Chris claimed his homophobia started because of an encounter with a "gay" principal back in Nathaniel Greene Elementary. If that alleged encounter had never happened I wonder if Chris would have been less homophobic.

Does anyone else actually kind of like Chris Chans prison art? No obnoxious colors and actually pretty decent composition?

I've always thought with proper training almost anyone can draw a good picture. Why Chris has stagnated is because he's unwilling to listen to constructive criticism. That last time he progressed at his art was during the Megan saga when he started going for an anime type style.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I can't wait until Chris gets released and people call him a rapist and a motherfucker. That will make him tard rage just like in the days when people were calling him gay.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

If you think about it Chris could be kinda right, in the infinity of existence somewhere, sometime in some universe there is or was or will be some yellow atrocity that is named Sonichu and looks like that and has a comic about an autistic human that is severely trolled by the internet.

I've explained it before, but in the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, every single randomized particle interaction occurs differently, with every outcome being represented in its own universe. This does not mean that the laws of physics don't apply, just that random outcomes happen.

This means that basically anything since the beginning of the universe that could have happened, has happened, and thus in some universe there is an intelligent bipedal electric hedgehog named Sonichu. There's even a universe where somehow both humans and Sonichus evolved and Sonichu is friends with Christian Weston Chandler.

This doesn't make magic real though, since magic doesn't follow physics. IRL Sonichu might be able to do electric shocks like an electric eel can, but he would not be able to supply the energy needed to repeatedly produce lightning bolts. IRL Sonichu would not come into existence because Chris drew him with his fucking magic CPU goddess powers.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I wonder in order to get Chris to comply in the future, a judge would have to issue an order to police to confiscate all of Chris' belongings with the stipulation that he would have straighten up and act right? Since Chris has a childlike mentality, why not treat him like one? It's not like his parents gave a damn in disciplining him.

 

[A-№1]

Why Chris has stagnated is because he's unwilling to listen to constructive criticism.

Also once Chris develops a technique or solution that he decides is good enough, he will deem it the best ever and not bother with improving. Improving his art would require admitting his earlier work isn't flawless. He applies this standard to other things as well, which is part of why he got so upset over blue arms. Original tan arms were good enough and therefore were the best, and any deviation is tantamount to saying Chris is wrong, and therefore a personal attack on Chris.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I wonder in order to get Chris to comply in the future, a judge would have to issue an order to police to confiscate all of Chris' belongings with the stipulation that he would have straighten up and act right? Since Chris has a childlike mentality, why not treat him like one? It's not like his parents gave a damn in disciplining him.

Sadly I doubt that would be legal but it's similar I guess if they just threaten to lock him up for a longer period since he can't watch cartoons or play his switch in jail.

I can't wait until Chris gets released and people call him a rapist and a motherfucker. That will make him tard rage just like in the days when people were calling him gay.

I hope so but it'll probally just be Chris doing his smug goddess who's superior to everyone act.

 

[SwanSwanson]

Is it odd that the cwiki has this weird view of Chris Chan? What I'm trying to talk about is, regarding to how Chris was in the past and how Chris is currently. It's a very weird experience reading about the CWIKI talk about his tard rage when he's mostly meek and inactive nowadays, it talks about his lovequest when he seems to have "gotten over" it. Sure the cwiki acknowledge's Chris has changed over the years but its still odd seeing so many passages were written regarding classic Chris and no longer apply to modern Chris and post modern Chris.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

Is it odd that the cwiki has this weird view of Chris Chan? What I'm trying to talk about is, regarding to how Chris was in the past and how Chris is currently. It's a very weird experience reading about the CWIKI talk about his tard rage when he's mostly meek and inactive nowadays, it talks about his lovequest when he seems to have "gotten over" it. Sure the cwiki acknowledge's Chris has changed over the years but its still odd seeing so many passages were written regarding classic Chris and no longer apply to modern Chris and post modern Chris.

Honestly, most people are interested in Classic Chris...everything after his father died and he went nuts has been just depressing.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Honestly, most people are interested in Classic Chris...

If "Christory" were a TV show, Chris "going Tomgirl" was when the show jumped the shark.

 

[SwanSwanson]

Honestly, most people are interested in Classic Chris...everything after his father died and he went nuts has been just depressing.

He's still fun to analyze and dissect. Chris Chan is essentially a pop culture sponge and a monument to our sins. When he had his tomgirl saga, transgenderism became popular a few years later. Does this mean that we will face a new wage of sexual degeneracy after the incest saga..?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Does this mean that we will face a new wage of sexual degeneracy after the incest saga..?

What if Chris really is somehow a physical manifestation of Clown World?

 

[Ophelia]

I wonder in order to get Chris to comply in the future, a judge would have to issue an order to police to confiscate all of Chris' belongings with the stipulation that he would have straighten up and act right? Since Chris has a childlike mentality, why not treat him like one?

Well, the state isn’t and never should be mommy. Also, who would oversee and carry out this sentence? We don’t have enough law enforcement for that kind of thing. Best to just stick to the basics.

 

[Elbow Greased Strength]

He's still fun to analyze and dissect. Chris Chan is essentially a pop culture sponge and a monument to our sins. When he had his tomgirl saga, transgenderism became popular a few years later. Does this mean that we will face a new wage of sexual degeneracy after the incest saga..?

With how much the porn industry is pushing incest nowadays I think you're on to something. Chris is like an early adopter of everything degenerate because he is so obsessed with shitty pop culture and media.

Hopefully he doesn't jump on the MAP train next.

I wonder in order to get Chris to comply in the future, a judge would have to issue an order to police to confiscate all of Chris' belongings with the stipulation that he would have straighten up and act right? Since Chris has a childlike mentality, why not treat him like one? It's not like his parents gave a damn in disciplining him.

They can't do that and wouldn't want to either...by and large the justice system simply doesn't care what people do if they're not breaking any laws. Far too many more pressing issues to deal with.

Shoot, sometimes people break the law specifically to go to jail and get off the streets.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Well, the state isn’t and never should be mommy. Also, who would oversee and carry out this sentence? We don’t have enough law enforcement for that kind of thing. Best to just stick to the basics.

Trolling? I mean Chris has been teetering on the edge of behavioral problems. He was docile until the incest. If there's one thing about Chris that is well known is that he has poor or non-existent self control, also like I said before, Borb never gave a damn in disciplining him. Sure he's done time for his antics, but his ego won't stop him from going literal full reeetard. Or course realistically the justice system/law enforcement has better things than to deal with Chris, I was just thinking of a scenario of what would happen when (not if) Chris would offend again? The most logical step is to treat him like a kid if he won't accept responsibilities like an adult: take his stuff away until Chris cries and crashes into slumber, like any toddler would in that scenario.

Shoot, sometimes people break the law specifically to go to jail and get off the streets.

Would Chris commit another crime because he wouldn't have access to 14 BLC and got used to his jail time?

 

[Ophelia]

Trolling?

What do you mean?

I was just thinking of a scenario of what would happen when (not if) Chris would offend again?

He’ll go to jail again, duh. We in the US don’t really do creative punishments like you’re proposing.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

What do you mean?

I assumed that was the answer to "Best to just stick to the basics."

 

[Ophelia]

I assumed that was the answer to "Best to just stick to the basics."

Ah! I meant “the basics” in law enforcement and criminal justice.