Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[KFC]

True, but I totally get the interest. Someone who's willing to go to such lengths as the father call or stealing Chris' date from him IRL in a Pickle Suit is going to get some people who wanna know about the person behind the troll. But they're usually an average joe.

Well, as close to average as a person who follows a lolcow around for multiple years can get. Sorry @Marvin, sorry Matthew Devoria, and sorry @KFC, but here on the farms, we're all autistic in our own unique ways.

srsly tho dont take that srsly af smdh

 

[Medley]

I know chris had his psn account hacked and held for ransom several times. Did he always get it back or did he just keep making new ones?

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

Last night I had a series of weird fever dreams and I recall sitting in my grandfather's living room and Chris would occasionally pass by and snap a photo of me from his phone. And every time I would scold him and make him delete the picture while he held a shit-eating grin.

I need to spend less time here.

 

[Gav01]

Sorry if this has already been asked or addressed, but in light of the recent pseudo body mutilation and belief that it's the emergence of new genitalia might Chris actually be suffering from schizophrenia or maybe bi-polar disorder? Might his disassociation with reality go way beyond autism and abusive levels of enabling? Can someone mail him some Lithium pills?

 

[IV 445]

Sorry if this has already been asked or addressed, but in light of the recent pseudo body mutilation and belief that it's the emergence of new genitalia might Chris actually be suffering from schizophrenia or maybe bi-polar disorder? Might his disassociation with reality go way beyond autism and abusive levels of enabling? Can someone mail him some Lithium pills?

There is no limit to autism

 

[Terrorist]

I could actually believe Chris is some small part (like 1/16) Native American. If you look at Bob, you can kind of see it (olive skin, narrow eyes, head shape, shovel teeth), and Barb is pale as fuck so it balances out in Chris, who takes after her anyway. But there are a lot of cherokee princess stories that are total BS so idk.

 

[timtommy]

I could actually believe Chris is some small part (like 1/16) Native American. If you look at Bob, you can kind of see it (olive skin, narrow eyes, head shape, shovel teeth), and Barb is pale as fuck so it balances out in Chris, who takes after her anyway. But there are a lot of cherokee princess stories that are total BS so idk.

Chris claims to be 1/32 Cherokee through Bob. Most people believe him, because it is such a believable and minor claim for someone who has several generations of American ancestry.

People laugh at it because he occassionally takes it really seriously buy still has a 1950's western movie understanding of Native Americans. It is a great example of Chris valuing something but not doing the first bit of research about it.

 

[Trilby]

Chris claims to be 1/32 Cherokee through Bob. Most people believe him, because it is such a believable and minor claim for someone who has several generations of American ancestry.

People laugh at it because he occassionally takes it really seriously buy still has a 1950's western movie understanding of Native Americans. It is a great example of Chris valuing something but not doing the first bit of research about it.

Nope, none at all!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This may have been asked already, but has Chris said where that room with all the toys is in 14BLC, or what happened to his former room after the house was repaired?

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

Assuming that his abscessed un-china doesn't kill him first, would Chris likely suffer an aortic dissection or brain aneurysm in the near future brought on by high blood pressure due to his overuse of oestrogel + obesity?

 

[Abethedemon]

Chris defies classification as a l0lcow.
He started off as an artcow, but during the late 2000s, he developed shades of horrorcow, schiztocow, dramacow and even loveshy. His current "Tomgirl" phase has made him into more of a Rat King, and since 2014, he's become more of a careercow, constantly e-begging and whatnot. He also has consistently been a cosplaycow, but I think he would currently be best described as a schitzocow/horrorcow/careercow.

 

[KFC]

Chris defies classification as a l0lcow.
He started off as an artcow, but during the late 2000s, he developed shades of horrorcow, schiztocow, dramacow and even loveshy. His current "Tomgirl" phase has made him into more of a Rat King, and since 2014, he's become more of a careercow, constantly e-begging and whatnot. He also has consistently been a cosplaycow, but I think he would currently be best described as a schitzocow/horrorcow/careercow.

By now, Chris is pretty much his own special breed of lolcow.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Sorry if this has already been asked or addressed, but in light of the recent pseudo body mutilation and belief that it's the emergence of new genitalia might Chris actually be suffering from schizophrenia or maybe bi-polar disorder? Might his disassociation with reality go way beyond autism and abusive levels of enabling? Can someone mail him some Lithium pills?

I think Chris' lawyer summed it up when he described Chris as an "adult autistic child." Everything else springs from that state being allowed to fester.

Put it this way. Lots of kids believe in shit that would be considered insane if they were adults - they believe wishes come true, that they can do magic, that fairies exist, whatever. Most of them stop believing in that kind of thing when they grow up. Chris didn't, through a combination of autism and crap parenting. So adult concepts got mapped onto what is essentially the mind of a child. Crucially, children often believe that something will happen if they just wish for it hard enough, and what Chris wished for was a minge.

In short, mental retardation TO THE EXTREME!

 

[Patchouli]

Now that we know her taint is infected, is there any chance christine will die before her mom?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I would think the radio interview was one attempt, since I don't think anyone at the University of Virginia is that far up their asses to do so.

They probably didn't know Chris was retarded and that everything he says is sketchy, until after meeting him. That would explain why they went through with the interview but never aired it.

 

[KFC]

Now that we know her taint is infected, is there any chance christine will die before her mom?

Hopefully. Just kidding. I doubt it, Barb is partially dead already at this point.

 

[Marvin]

Now that we know her taint is infected, is there any chance christine will die before her mom?

To my knowledge, Chris' taint wasn't infected before and isn't infected now.

Chris' chances of survival depend on his ability to follow the doctor's orders. If he does, he'll be fine. If he doesn't, he's running a risk.

 

[PPowell4]

I've only just found out about this person and now half way through the documentary about him on youtube which hasn't even covered the part about him becoming transsexual yet, and I find it really sad how somebody with obvious mental problems has been so trolled and bullied.
It must be really sad for his parents that's happening to their son. I think he should have the internet taken away from him because it has done no good. Or be put in a humane institution for people unable to live safely independently.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It must be really sad for his parents that's happening to their son. I think he should have the internet taken away from him because it has done no good.

Maybe you should contact his parents and let them know you're in their corner. I think they'd both really appreciate that.

 

[Scotty G]

What's the best piece of art Chris has ever made that wasn't traced or anything like that?