Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Mason Verger]

He didn't just give up, though. Once he realized Chris was actually a hopeless tard, he made sure to get him an income that would survive himself and even Blarb's greedy thieving behavior. This is why I like Bob. Even if I want to cuck him.

Plus in reading back on Chris's early correspondence with Megan, it sounds like Bob really curbed Chris's toy spending. He was always talking about not having enough money due to paying back his dad. He also talked about Bob arguing with him a lot, which I can only assume was Bob explaining why he can't spend his entire tugboat in one week on cards and vidya.

 

[Holiday Special]

Didn't Bob pay off Chris' credit card debt and took over his tugboat to make sure it didn't happen again?

 

[Magusyrup]

Didn't Bob pay off Chris' credit card debt and took over his tugboat to make sure it didn't happen again?

Bob's dead

 

[littleomega]

I'm aware Chris despises "digital artwork", but is anybody aware of his opinion on using drawing tablets?

Perhaps, if Chris didn't support other people's patreons, he might have at least a bit of money to use for the mortgage and such.

 

[thismanlies]

I'm aware Chris despises "digital artwork", but is anybody aware of his opinion on using drawing tablets?

During the Alec Benson Leary calls, he tried to say that Sonichu was better than Asperchu because it was drawn with markers and paper instead of the software that Alec used.

But then again, Chris has no problem using photoshop to make some of his pictures. An example of this is when he made his family portrait with his parents and all of his Sonichu characters.

 

[jc17]

Wonder how much longer Chris will be able to hold off on the Switch now that this is coming out:

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He didn't just give up, though. Once he realized Chris was actually a hopeless tard, he made sure to get him an income that would survive himself and even Blarb's greedy thieving behavior. This is why I like Bob. Even if I want to cuck him.

If he were alive today, he would probably try to make sure the house was sold somehow before or after he died. Given their recent shennanigans, he might even try to make sure Chris and Barb were separated.

 

[timtommy]

If he were alive today, he would probably try to make sure the house was sold somehow before or after he died. Given their recent shennanigans, he might even try to make sure Chris and Barb were separated.

If the house was sold, then that would just give Barb (on her own or by manipulating Chris) a huge chunk of cash.

The best option would probably be to have left the bulk of the estate in a trust to be administered by someone else. They would be charged with dribbling money out as necessary to keep Barb and Chris reasonably comfortable as long as possible. That is a tricky option though. It is a huge slap in the face to Barb. Bob didn't seem to have anyone close enough to do it as a favor. And even if he did, it would be asking them to engage in a decades long unpleasant war with Barb. And the estate was small enough that if he hired a lawyer to do it, the costs of administering it would eat up a substantial chunk of it.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

If the house was sold, then that would just give Barb (on her own or by manipulating Chris) a huge chunk of cash.

The best option would probably be to have left the bulk of the estate in a trust to be administered by someone else. They would be charged with dribbling money out as necessary to keep Barb and Chris reasonably comfortable as long as possible. That is a tricky option though. It is a huge slap in the face to Barb. Bob didn't seem to have anyone close enough to do it as a favor. And even if he did, it would be asking them to engage in a decades long unpleasant war with Barb. And the estate was small enough that if he hired a lawyer to do it, the costs of administering it would eat up a substantial chunk of it.

I kind of feel like one of his estranged kids might have been more than up to this task..?..

 

[Snuckening]

Does Barb know that her son is in a polygamous marriage with a pair of electric hedgehog Pokemons? How did that conversation go down, exactly? Would she be more concerned with the "my son wants to marry a man" factor, the polygamy factor, or the "my son is sexually attracted to fictional, cartoon animals" factor?

Who else in Chris' real life knows about his marriage? (Is he still seeing that church counsellor woman? Rocky whoever?)

If the "I'm married to Magi Chan and Cryzel Rosechu" thing is a literal belief, does Chris write them down when forms (say at the DMV or whatever) ask about 'spouse' and 'marital status'?

Is Cryzel the (future) mother of Chrystal? Didn't Chris once say that the reason he couldn't date black women is because his prophetic vision of Chrystal was a white girl, therefore her mother must be white? So how does he rationalise Chrystal not being 1/2 hedgehog?

 

[Marvin]

Does Barb know that her son is in a polygamous marriage with a pair of electric hedgehog Pokemons? How did that conversation go down, exactly? Would she be more concerned with the "my son wants to marry a man" factor, the polygamy factor, or the "my son is sexually attracted to fictional, cartoon animals" factor?

Possibly. But she'd put up with it as much as she puts up with anything else he says.

Who else in Chris' real life knows about his marriage? (Is he still seeing that church counsellor woman? Rocky whoever?)

Chris hasn't seen Rocky as a counselor for a long time, if he ever did regularly. I think it was more of an on-request sorta thing. She was just the pastor at the church.

She's just on call for help though. Like he'll not talk to her for a year+, call her up to film something at mcdonalds, and then go back to not talking to her for a year+. He did that before.

If the "I'm married to Magi Chan and Cryzel Rosechu" thing is a literal belief, does Chris write them down when forms (say at the DMV or whatever) ask about 'spouse' and 'marital status'?

No, he does not.

Is Cryzel the (future) mother of Chrystal? Didn't Chris once say that the reason he couldn't date black women is because his prophetic vision of Chrystal was a white girl, therefore her mother must be white? So how does he rationalise Chrystal not being 1/2 hedgehog?

Chris thinks he's part hedgehog too, with his Chris Chan Sonichu persona. That's probably how he rationalizes it.

 

[MahFibro!]

Is Cryzel the (future) mother of Chrystal? Didn't Chris once say that the reason he couldn't date black women is because his prophetic vision of Chrystal was a white girl, therefore her mother must be white? So how does he rationalise Chrystal not being 1/2 hedgehog?

No - Cryzel IS Crystal (his 'twin sister' from back in the old comics). Their design is identical to one another - the only difference between the two (that I can tell) is the eye color.

Doubt that's what CWC intended; but you can't deny the resemblance in their designs.

 

[Maegor Blackfyre]

If every single Christorical figure fought to the death who would be the victor?

 

[littleomega]

If every single Christorical figure fought to the death who would be the victor?

Clyde Cash, as he's the only one who "killed" anybody (during the Julie saga).

 

[AnOminous]

If every single Christorical figure fought to the death who would be the victor?

Liquid.

 

[Holiday Special]

If every single Christorical figure fought to the death who would be the victor?

Mary Lee Walsh

 

[Mr. 0]

If every single Christorical figure fought to the death who would be the victor?

Michael Snyder, he survived getting run over by Chris once.

Or Bob, who faked his death and waited until most of the competition killed each other before gunning the rest down.

 

[Monolith]

Going off of that vein, could every troll working together defeat Sonichu in a fight to the death?

 

[Maegor Blackfyre]

Going off of that vein, could every troll working together defeat Sonichu in a fight to the death?

I don't think Sonichu is all that strong so he could probably be overpowered by a normal person wearing rubber gloves. So yes I think he would be no match for a small army of trolls.

 

[Snuckening]

If every single Christorical figure fought to the death who would be the victor?

Magi-Chan and/or Cryzel Rosechu; They're both apparently doing Chris, and anyone with the fortitude and non-human resilience to reasonable judgement and all sensory input to be doing that shit is clearly someone you do not want to fuck with. That's like MS13 X Speznats X Islamic State X Hells Angels levels of don't-give-a-fuck. (I just clicked that you said "Christorical figure" not "Sonichu lore", but fuck it. Being married to IRL Chris makes them Christorical figures- or thats the rationalization I'm going with, anyway.)